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How should I vandalize this person's car?

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IanStuart

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I was walking to my car about 15 mins ago from my last class at college when a 2002 suburban drove by and threw some sort of liquid on me. They then spead off but where promtely stoped at the light 10 feet from me in the middle lane of traffic. I ran up to the sidewalk but could not run to their car as they where in a turn lane the the lanes between us had massive traffic. I noticed they had the quaterly sticker on their car meaning they park at the parking lot of the school. I yelled out "I'm going to key your fucking car bitch, better not park their (pointed at schoool) again!" The car is huge and the school is small so I bet I have a good chance of finding it it. Do you guys think I should key it with some sort of knife or do would paint thinner work too if it was a dry day out. Suggestions please, esp. anyone that knows about car paint and paint thinner.

Ian
 
Fucking with someones car is usually a low class ass fucking activity, but those fuckers deserve something.

Bologna on the car in heat = polka dot car

Check this site out for revenge ideas:
Chip's Parazite (if this link doesnt work, do a search, b/c its mirrored at about 35 places and growing)

Why not just wait and throw some liquid on them. Especially if its a cup of piss. Fucking with someones car usually isnt cool. I'd just wait and hit them with a cup of piss. If I thought I wouldnt get caught, I might take their money also. Make sure it was the driver who through the shit and not a passenger, b/c the drive may not have known his dumb friend was gonna do something like that, and, even if he did, you can make him give up his friends name/addy/phone # by force.

Just be smart about it.
 
put some concentrated nitric acid or hydrogen peroxide in his gas tank, then get the hell out of there!!!!
 
Go get some stripper , I think it's called Urathane bumper stripper. I used to work in a body shop in high school. You spray that shit on and in like 30 min the paint is bubbled up and can be wiped away with a rag. If I were you I'd be thinking of something clever to write with it.
 
IanStuart said:
I was walking to my car about 15 mins ago from my last class at college when a 2002 suburban drove by and threw some sort of liquid on me. They then spead off but where promtely stoped at the light 10 feet from me in the middle lane of traffic. I ran up to the sidewalk but could not run to their car as they where in a turn lane the the lanes between us had massive traffic. I noticed they had the quaterly sticker on their car meaning they park at the parking lot of the school. I yelled out "I'm going to key your fucking car bitch, better not park their (pointed at schoool) again!" The car is huge and the school is small so I bet I have a good chance of finding it it. Do you guys think I should key it with some sort of knife or do would paint thinner work too if it was a dry day out. Suggestions please, esp. anyone that knows about car paint and paint thinner.

Ian
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go to an auto parts store and get a valve core tool. when you see the car parked take the valve caps off and remove the valve cores from all the tires, causing them to deflate. Then replace the caps. The punks will think someone slit their tires but all they will need is $1 in parts and an air pump to get going again.

Maybe tape the valve cores to in inconspicuous location i=on the car with a little note that says "SUCKERS :)" on it.

JC
 
use professional auto paint stripper in a spray can..

that's if your an asshole, my advice is to forget it, be the bigger man...do you know who this person was? might be gangbangers that will kill you if they find out...or could have been some little kid that had no idea.
 
he's really not telling an accurate story, it was his schools small bus that drove by and one of the mentally challenged kids squirted him with a squirtgun. Have fun vandalizing a yellow bus "Ian".
 
I was calling all 4 out for a fight (me vs them 4) and they all had masks on like little pussies. I gave them their chance to stand up like men and they speed off as fast as they could hidding behind their little masks.

p.s. your "he is in elementry school" replys aren't funny at all. I don't care if you flame me but write something worth wild so I can at least get a laugh out of it.
 
I think you should vandalize your own car. Get inside their head. Show them you just don't give a damn. You crazy. A crazy don't give a damn crazy guy man. They will think twice next time they never see you again! Punks.
 
slickdadd said:
I think you should vandalize your own car. Get inside their head. Show them you just don't give a damn. You crazy. A crazy don't give a damn crazy guy man. They will think twice next time they never see you again! Punks.
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lmao
 
slickdadd said:
I think you should vandalize your own car. Get inside their head. Show them you just don't give a damn. You crazy. A crazy don't give a damn crazy guy man. They will think twice next time they never see you again! Punks.
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:FRlol: :FRlol:
 
slickdadd said:
I think you should vandalize your own car. Get inside their head. Show them you just don't give a damn. You crazy. A crazy don't give a damn crazy guy man. They will think twice next time they never see you again! Punks.
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that is so true.

look up thermite on the net - that is what you are after.
 
well there are few things you can do...
1) your standard keying, plain and boring but quite effective
2) putting sugar or salt into the gas tank, a lot of damage
3) stuff their tail pipe full of some stuff, easy and not so terrible
4) if I remeber right take bologni and get it wet and put it on the car paint and leav it their ona sunny day, it will remove the paint.
5) take HF or hydrogen flouride and spray it on the handle, it will leech the calcium from the bones
6) get a bunch of math head and black powder, plus some sulfer and put it directly on the hood and lite, if their is enough powder you can melt straight through the engine block;)
 
I would be the bigger man... well actually i probably wouldn't so here goes... get some air tight sealant, some fresh water fish, and a lot of fresh water.. you see where this is going... turn their car into a giant aquarium. rocks and little pirate ships are optional as is pirhannas if you really wanna be a dick.
 
saint808 said:
I would be the bigger man... well actually i probably wouldn't so here goes... get some air tight sealant, some fresh water fish, and a lot of fresh water.. you see where this is going... turn their car into a giant aquarium. rocks and little pirate ships are optional as is pirhannas if you really wanna be a dick.
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LMAO.......remind me not to piss you off.
 
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