How should I go about asking my wife for a woman on the side?

[DIVISION]

No way, I want to pick her out myself. If my wife picks her out, what am I gonna tell her? I gotta give her a list of things I like in another woman for a one night stand? That won`t work.

I wanna fuck who I wanna fuck! That`s it.

The couch is`nt that uncomfortable. lol

Spongebob is correct.

You don't have the proper verbal training to make this sound palatable to your wifey.

I think you're really gonna fuck this up if you ask her, you seriously don't have a clue as to what you're risking here.

Please abort this idea now and save it for another day when your head is screwed on right tight, aiight????

DIV

 

[ChefWide]

I think if you present her with some hot Brazilian dude with a dick like a Tallboy and say "Honey, do what you like, just this one time, whatever your loins desire, I'll be back in about 4 hours. Love ya."

Then you can harpoon Missy Onenight while your wife has arguably the best sex of her life.

Sound good?

 

[spongebob]

No way, I want to pick her out myself. If my wife picks her out, what am I gonna tell her? I gotta give her a list of things I like in another woman for a one night stand? That won`t work.

I wanna fuck who I wanna fuck! That`s it.

The couch is`nt that uncomfortable. lol

just by what little info we have, i honestly believe your wife will hit you with a skillet if you persue this. please discontinue any thought of another women. you are only asking for grief. me and my wife were in a year long relationship with her best friend. there is alot involved in this sort of thing.

 

[DIVISION]

just by what little info we have, i honestly believe your wife will hit you with a skillet if you persue this. please discontinue any thought of another women. you are only asking for grief. me and my wife were in a year long relationship with her best friend. there is alot involved in this sort of thing.

I concur w/ spongebobberooni.....

You're really asking for a shitload of trouble by asking her for a fuck on the side.

Please turn back NOW!

DIV

 

[spongebob]

I concur w/ spongebobberooni.....

You're really asking for a shitload of trouble by asking her for a fuck on the side.

Please turn back NOW!

DIV

yes it would be alot different if he had the training. and it would be alot different if it were just his GF. but were talking serious implications if this were not done appropriately.

 

[gonelifting]

just by what little info we have, i honestly believe your wife will hit you with a skillet if you persue this. please discontinue any thought of another women. you are only asking for grief. me and my wife were in a year long relationship with her best friend. there is alot involved in this sort of thing.

There`s so many different responses that it confusing me a little. Someone just PM`ed me and told me to show her this thread. This way I don`t haveto explain myself. That`s not a bad idea IMO, she`ll see that I love her and just want sex with a hot woman for one night only.

That`s the best idea yet. I might show her the thread by Friday. So I can get going this weekend. That`s a whole other issue of getting a woman to agree to this by the weekend. Damn.

 

[DIVISION]

There`s so many different responses that it confusing me a little. Someone just PM`ed me and told me to show her this thread. This way I don`t haveto explain myself. That`s not a bad idea IMO, she`ll see that I love her and just want sex with a hot woman for one night only.

That`s the best idea yet. I might show her the thread by Friday. So I can get going this weekend. That`s a whole other issue of getting a woman to agree to this by the weekend. Damn.

Dude......you're really gonna fuck this thang up if you approach it so casually like this. I think you really need to consider the consequences if you ask her and she feels betrayed. Do you understand what we are trying to tell you?

Think real hard about this......harder than you think about your dick.

DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

rent some movie where some guy says exactly this to his wife. right when he asks it, pause the movie so you can "make some popcorn". mimic. then watch her reaction.

or you could just drop a sleeping tablet in her wine and go do it in secret.

lock in option 2

 

[Forge]

Just ask yourself one thing:






What would foxygel do?

 

[spongebob]

There`s so many different responses that it confusing me a little. Someone just PM`ed me and told me to show her this thread. This way I don`t haveto explain myself. That`s not a bad idea IMO, she`ll see that I love her and just want sex with a hot woman for one night only.

That`s the best idea yet. I might show her the thread by Friday. So I can get going this weekend. That`s a whole other issue of getting a woman to agree to this by the weekend. Damn.

lol. im sorry but if you are being serious here you are in big trouble. if you have never mentioned this nor has your wife it will not be by this weekend, it will not be by this year.

it can be presented to your wife in several different ways. whats the best way depends on what you know about your wife.

i can tell you this. i can almost promise you that you will not get to fuck someone while she either just watches or leaves the house. she has to be included, it has to be a threesome. trust me.