how much $$ would it take for you to star in a gaye movie???

[AAP]

However much it would cost to lure Brad Pitt onto the set as my costar.

 

[AAP]

NO AMOUNT. I would not pitch nor catch. That is just sick.

You'll make a just fine fluffer son.

 

[resqguy]

Typically, I don't like to pay for sex but it depends on how hot the guys are. Oh wait.....you meant how much would I accept as compensation for appearing......wow....that was awkward.....

 

[Gambino]

You'll make a just fine fluffer son.

lol

 

[AAP]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ requesting to catch!!!!!!!!

You obviously have never been to a gay bar. Where bottoms outnumber tops 65 to 1.

Everyone wants to catch. You should hear the conversations that go down prior to picking each other up.

Fag 1 - You a top?

Fag 2 - Yeah.

Fag 1 - are you SURE?

Fag 2 - yeah.

Fag 1 - Just so you know, I'm the bottom. ME.

Fag 2 - Ok.

Fag 1 - There is only room for one bottom in my bed and that is, you guessed it.. ME.

Fag 2 - Ok, whatever.

Fag 1 - So when we get back, you ain't gonna be pulling that "I'm really versatile" shit with me are you?

Fag 2 - umm.. no.

Fag 1 - There ain't gonna be none of this "hey, I've never done this before but I would like to try now" bullshit is there?

Fag 2 - no.

Fag 1 - *sniffing* you don't smell like a top.

Fag 2 - dude what?

Fag 1 - Just want to make sure there ain't no mistake about it now. Who's the bottom?

Fag 2 - You.

Fag 1 - Ok, good. Now stand right here and don't move. Let me see if there are better prospects around first.

Fag 2 - ?????

 

[Gambino]

You obviously have never been to a gay bar. Where bottoms outnumber tops 65 to 1.

Everyone wants to catch. You should hear the conversations that go down prior to picking each other up.

Fag 1 - You a top?

Fag 2 - Yeah.

Fag 1 - are you SURE?

Fag 2 - yeah.

Fag 1 - Just so you know, I'm the bottom. ME.

Fag 2 - Ok.

Fag 1 - There is only room for one bottom in my bed and that is, you guessed it.. ME.

Fag 2 - Ok, whatever.

Fag 1 - So when we get back, you ain't gonna be pulling that "I'm really versatile" shit with me are you?

Fag 2 - umm.. no.

Fag 1 - There ain't gonna be none of this "hey, I've never done this before but I would like to try now" bullshit is there?

Fag 2 - no.

Fag 1 - *sniffing* you don't smell like a top.

Fag 2 - dude what?

Fag 1 - Just want to make sure there ain't no mistake about it now. Who's the bottom?

Fag 2 - You.

Fag 1 - Ok, good. Now stand right here and don't move. Let me see if there are better prospects around first.

Fag 2 - ?????

seems like pitching is a surer way of blowing a load.
the bottom just gets uncomfortably tagged

 

[AAP]

seems like pitching is a surer way of blowing a load.
the bottom just gets uncomfortably tagged

Bottoms LUV it.

The top gets the worse end of the deal. So to speak.

They do all the work for orgasms for two people. The bottom just lays there greedily and tries not to make an ass (pun) of himself.

 

[redsamurai]

jesus you queers crack me up! I think AAP knows so much about what a bottom wants and needs cause he is one........

 

[Jon79]

a million bucks and I'd have to catch. No way could I get up for pitching. lol

 

[cboogsrun]

Dayum Dude.....u BOTTOM??

NO lol! I couldn't get hard looking at some dude. Maybe a tranny or something as long as i didn't see any balls or dick. lol!