I agree, but in the meantime I'll play the game fairly and pay more for the service when I get what I expect and still more when my expectations are exceeded. Remember, the road does run both ways ... a tipped employee doesn't forget about you if you tip appropriately ... a tipped employee also remembers you if you don't tip appropriately.Warik said:... Do I get "tips" or anything special? No.
This whole tipping business is ridiculous. Hell, I'd rather that waitresses make above minimum wage and have the restaurants jack up the price of the food - it would be less than it would be when you add the tip to it ...
Rockafella Skank said:I agree, but in the meantime I'll play the game fairly and pay more for the service when I get what I expect and still more when my expectations are exceeded. Remember, the road does run both ways ... a tipped employee doesn't forget about you if you tip appropriately ... a tipped employee also remembers you if you don't tip appropriately.
Warik said:Think about it, especially when going to a nice restaurant where the bill may be close to $100 for only two people. The waitress will be getting close to $15, and for what? For bringing two drinks, two plates, and one dessert? It's not like she cooks the damn thing. She picks it up and brings it over.
Rockafella Skank said:
Bro, trust me, you're preaching to the choir ... and my wife was a bartender for 8 years! She was damn good at it ... she carried my ass for most of those years. If anything, I should be fighting you tooth and nail.
Night Fly said:I usually tip between 2 and 3 dollars...
Rockafella Skank said:Haha. Bold type bugs me and I use the smaller type to save scroll for people with dial up connections
Rockafella Skank said:and/or those with screen res set at 800 x 600.
Rockafella Skank said:Don't tell me, you set yours to 1600 x 1200 like I do?
Originally posted by Rockafella Skank
Besides, the quote is just for reference ... the only text that matters is mine. lol
So true. It's Sunday. I've had some coffee -- my mind wandered.Warik said:Actually, the scroll time is determined by the speed of the person's computer and not his Internet connection. The data size of the letter "A" in size 1 is equal to that at size 10. It takes equal time to download.
Sadly, they do. My Web logs show me that 46% of site visitors are using 800 x 600. Another 5% are using 640 x 480!Warik said:You mean people still use that crap?
Rockafella Skank said:Sadly, they do. My Web logs show me that 46% of site visitors are using 800 x 600. Another 5% are using 640 x 480!
Rockafella Skank said:Note the bold, normal type. Happy now?
Warik said:
Oh, I play the game as well - I just think that it's ridiculous and downright wrong that the customer should have to pay for the employer's greed. Now, I'm not saying that greed is a bad thing - it's only a bad thing when it fucks the customers.
Think about it, especially when going to a nice restaurant where the bill may be close to $100 for only two people. The waitress will be getting close to $15, and for what? For bringing two drinks, two plates, and one dessert? It's not like she cooks the damn thing. She picks it up and brings it over.
Let's do a rough analysis of the difficulties of being a waitress.
Step 1) "Hi what would you like to drink?"
Duration: < 1 minute
Step 2) "Table X needs blah blah blah and blah"
Duration: < 1 minute
Step 3) Bring items requested
Duration: < 1 minute
Step 4) Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3 for x such that x is an element of {"Food","Dessert","Bill"}
Duration: 3 x 3 = < 9 minutes
9 minutes + 3 minutes = 12 minutes.
Add 3 minutes for "is everything OK?" and we get 15 minutes.
So...
$15 in 15 minutes = $60 in 1 hour + $2-3 per hour normal salary = $62 per hour for performing services requiring nothing but basic writing, speech, and lifting skills.
And 10% of the bill is considered cheap?
5% should be the maximum.
-Warik
I misread the 640x480 ... damn small screeen rez! It's 2% at 640x480.Originally posted by Warik
Wow... what percentage are normal 1600x1200 folk like us?
Daeo said:
That's just the way the restraunt buisness works Warik. There's alot of shit that goes along with being a waiter or bartender that you haven't mentioned. Obviously you haven't been in the service industry ever. If you don't want to tip stay at home and eat. That way you don't have to feel so obligated to tip anyone. I really hope that you don't tell this to the girl that you're going to dinner with though. Girls usually don't like tightwads...
Warik said:
I don't mind paying tips - I'm just saying that it's wrong.
Calm down, chief.
-Warik
dballer said:If the pizza is late.. or the guy has an additude.. I will tell him that is why he or she gets nothing.
If the service is good.. or on time. They get between 5 and 10 dollars.
I am sorry.. but if you tip change or $1.... your name goes into the computer with a * next to it. The next time you order.. you will be eating somthing nasty.
I think that people who tip shitty deserve to have nutsack hair put on their pizza.
(I have a friend who works at Pizza Hut while going to school... he tells me some of the shit they do to pizzas... I make SURE I tip good.)
Warik said:
Oh, I play the game as well - I just think that it's ridiculous and downright wrong that the customer should have to pay for the employer's greed. Now, I'm not saying that greed is a bad thing - it's only a bad thing when it fucks the customers.
Think about it, especially when going to a nice restaurant where the bill may be close to $100 for only two people. The waitress will be getting close to $15, and for what? For bringing two drinks, two plates, and one dessert? It's not like she cooks the damn thing. She picks it up and brings it over.
Let's do a rough analysis of the difficulties of being a waitress.
Step 1) "Hi what would you like to drink?"
Duration: < 1 minute
Step 2) "Table X needs blah blah blah and blah"
Duration: < 1 minute
Step 3) Bring items requested
Duration: < 1 minute
Step 4) Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3 for x such that x is an element of {"Food","Dessert","Bill"}
Duration: 3 x 3 = < 9 minutes
9 minutes + 3 minutes = 12 minutes.
Add 3 minutes for "is everything OK?" and we get 15 minutes.
So...
$15 in 15 minutes = $60 in 1 hour + $2-3 per hour normal salary = $62 per hour for performing services requiring nothing but basic writing, speech, and lifting skills.
And 10% of the bill is considered cheap?
5% should be the maximum.
-Warik
Warik said:
So...
$15 in 15 minutes = $60 in 1 hour + $2-3 per hour normal salary = $62 per hour for performing services requiring nothing but basic writing, speech, and lifting skills.
-Warik
Daeo said:If you take that much time to break down what a waiter does and his worth then you do mind paying tips.
bigguns7 said:Out of every hour he's there, he only does a total of 3 minutes of actual work
bigguns7 said:about three minutes of work. At $8.00 an hour, he's making about $2.66 per minute of actual work. So using Warik math, HE MAKES $159 AN HOUR.
bigguns7 said:Can you believe it, a parking lot attendant makes $160 an hour?
Give me a break.
Warik said:
Fact stated by you.
Another fact stated by you.
You've just proven that it's true. A parking attendent does THREE MINUTES OF ACTUAL WORK per hour. As such, after ONE HOUR of ACTUAL WORK he will have made $160.
Is that so hard to believe? Do you not know how to multiply and add? Where I come from, you work for one hour and you get paid in accordance to amount of personal time you gave to the company. If the parking attendant only gave 3 minutes per hour of personal time to the company, than he would have to work for 20 hours in order to give 1 hour of personal time to the company - which would equate to a $160/hr salary.
Let's compare this to a computer programmer, a teacher, an automechanic on a busy day, or a cashier at the grocery store WHO ACTUALLY WORKS FOR ALMOST THE ENTIRE HOUR and, in reality, makes less than the parking attendent who sits there picking his boogers for the remaining 57 minutes in each hour.
To quote you - "Give me a break."
-Warik
bigguns7 said:You totally missed my point.
Warik said:
No, I perfectly got your point. You are the one who has missed mine.
Your point was that it was ridiculous for me to state that a parking attendant gets paid $160. You are saying that it is ridiculous for me to state that a parking attendant makes more than a school teacher or a computer programmer.
The problem is that your claim is based on weekly hours, and that you seem to think that my claim is based on weekly hours.
It is not.
My claim is based on actual work hours. When you say: "I'm going to work." Do you mean "I'm going to WORK" or do you mean "I'm going to sit in my chair and do absolutely nothing except for a few brief moments of every hour during which I will actually do something productive and earn my pay." If you say the former, then you should also be insulted by the way the parking attendant is paid.
You go off to work and slave over a desk or a computer for close to 60 minutes every hour while the parking attendant sits there at his luxury to do whatever he wishes. What could the parking attendant be doing in all of that free time? Everything you're not.
Please keep in mind - I'M NOT SAYING THAT A PARKING ATTENDANT GETS "PAID MORE" THAN OTHER PROFESSIONS WITH HIGHER HOURLY RATES. I'm saying that a parking attendant gets paid more for ACTUAL WORK TIME than many other more-deserving professions.
-Warik
Daeo said:
So do you suggest that the parking attendant only show up to work when a car is present at the gate waiting to get out then? Actual work is irrelevant. Police officers for example don't "work" as you say they do. They deserve every penny and more though. Just because they aren't arresting someone every minute of the day doesn't mean they don't deserve what they get...
Warik said:
Oh, of course not. That would not be a very efficient way of employing people.
The problem here, however, is that your analogy does not completely hold when compared to the initial topic of discussion. Why? The people parking in the parking lot do not directly pay the attendant's salary - the attendant's employee pays 100% of it. The citizens the police "protect" (note the quotes... but that's a whole other thread) do not directly pay the cop's salary - the city pays 100% of it.
How about waitresses? The customers DO pay most of their salary! I don't have the right to question the fairness about what the parking attendant makes because I don't pay his salary. I do, however, have the right to question the fairness of what the waitress gets paid because I DO pay her salary.
Exceptional service to me is:
1) Don't make me repeat myself.
2) Bring my food and drinks in a timely manner.
3) Don't make me have to play giraffe when I've taken out my credit card and am ready to pay.
That should be the minimum.
That being true, why do I pay extra for minimum service?
Do you tip the cashier for telling you that your groceries total out to $90? Hell no - that's her damn job.
So, should you tip the waitress for asking you what you want, bringing it, and then billing you for it? Why the hell - IT'S HER DAMN JOB!
Paying people extra to do what is minimally expected of them... amazing... only on Earth.
-Warik
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