How much $ do you keep ?

[IncredibleHoss]

In your wallet.

Usually no more than $100 here. I just use a credit card and payoff monthly to earn miles etc.

Would hate to lose my wallet and tons of cash. I know some turds who cash there checks and buy money orders to pay bills. Who uses stamps and mails money orders these days? Haha

Ps $10 bills are Ghey

 

[canadianhitman]

Never less than a hundred...usually around two hundred on an average day. More if I'm heading out shopping or am on vacation, ect.

 

[IncredibleHoss]

You must be rich. It's them Canadian dollars.

I blow through cash to fast. I figure lathers purchase go in credit card and payoff to avoid interest.
I mainly use cash for random bs like subway tips or some lame business that wants to charge. 50 cents to use a card

 

[Chopzilla]

Whatever amount is gonna cover me for the night when I go out looking for a street walker

 

[mrplunkey]

Typically anywhere from $0 to $40 cash.

 

[nydj66]

I hit the ATM for $200 at a time and replenish around $80 or so. In the 30+ years that I have carried a wallet, I think I've lost it 3 times. Last time was 12 years ago.

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Nice I'm thinking of getting a slimmer wallet. Gets uncomfy at work

 

[goose333]

Money clip with around a 100 bucks in it. Cash is King!

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Inner takes all

Storage wars

 

[wootoom]

Are you fuckin serious? Look at this thread.....fucking horrible...how much money do you carry with you? Omg...I'm fucking furious

 

[sterolizer]

Are you fuckin serious? Look at this thread.....fucking horrible...how much money do you carry with you? Omg...I'm fucking furious

How much sperm do you keep in your ass?

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off


And how many hydros do I keep in my wallet?

 

[nydj66]

How much sperm do you keep in your ass?

Most of it runs out the minute he stands up. I've been trying to train him to keep his ass clenched but he's still getting used to the high heels.


























sorry woot

 

[Colstreamer]

I never carry cash. It can get lost, I just stick to plastic, one in my wallet and one in a card holder always in my trouser pocket. Besides, no need to keep receipts if you pay with a card, there's a record of every transaction.

 

[theoak01]

I carry no cash on me,I use debit or credit card. I do have cash in my gun safe if I ever needed it.

 

[smurf2]

Typically anywhere from $0 to $40 cash.

same

 

[smurf2]

in for pics of Mitch's $30,000 wad of cash

 

[canadianhitman]

I carry no cash on me,I use debit or credit card. I do have cash in my gun safe if I ever needed it.

So you're out and the interac/cc system goes down...you're fucked. Can't get gas, can't eat. I've seen it happen in this area for a good 4-hour period on two occasions in the past couple of years. I'll never be at the mercy of the phone/computer networks.

 

[Colstreamer]

Hmm I live in a big ole city, there's almost always an ATM within walking distance. If I'm abroad I'll keep £100 in cash on me. But that's about it.


Nulli secundus - second to none

 

[WoodyO]

My kids can smell when I have cash, so I usually have about $1-$2, along with a debit and credit card. Maybe a couple quarters for the vending machine if I'm lucky.

 

[cindylou]

None. I never use cash. If I have 20 bucks in my purse I will forget about it and still use my card.

 

[kx250rider]

<$100. Sometimes I'll go a few days with less than $3 in there.

Charles

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Woot prolly keeps like 5 grand cash in a rubber band wad

 

[The Alpha...]

Most of it runs out the minute he stands up. I've been trying to train him to keep his ass clenched but he's still getting used to the high heels.


























sorry woot

Did u cream pie woot?

He's right tho, this thread gargles horse cock...

 

[BBR100]

I'll take out $200 at the ATM. I prefer to use cash daily. I keep a better check on what I'm spending.

Drives me nuts when people pull out their debit card for a pack of gum and take forever to complete their transaction.

 

[youpissmeoff]

I get an allowance of $150/week. If I did not spend all of it and get my next allowance, I sometimes have more than $150 in there. Ballin!!

 

[smurf2]

I'll take out $200 at the ATM. I prefer to use cash daily. I keep a better check on what I'm spending.

Drives me nuts when people pull out their debit card for a pack of gum and take forever to complete their transaction.

I use my debit card for everything. It doesnt take any longer than it would if I paid with a $20 and waited for the change. It's actually quite fast.

 

[zwhit]

I get an allowance of $150/week. If I did not spend all of it and get my next allowance, I sometimes have more than $150 in there. Ballin!!

when are you allowed to use your balls?

 

[nangiggles]

I use my debit card for everything. It doesnt take any longer than it would if I paid with a $20 and waited for the change. It's actually quite fast.

my card has the "blink" feature so it's pretty damn fast in some places....

 

[youpissmeoff]

when are you allowed to use your balls?

taken away long ago.

 

[zwhit]

taken away long ago.

lol
after how long were they taken? my friend wants to know

 

[gatemoney]

are you fuckin serious? Look at this thread.....fucking horrible...how much money do you carry with you? Omg...i'm fucking furious

thank-you!

 

[jiggagold]

lol
after how long were they taken? my friend wants to know

he cant even post on his real username cuz his wife busted his ass

 

[PICK3]

Typically anywhere from $0 to $40 cash.

you need a loan, bro?

 

[EarthRider]

lol @ miplanks 1st bomb comment on nan

 

[nangiggles]

lol @ miplanks 1st bomb comment on nan

LOL, I know I was like WTF xD

 

[miplank]

Olololooolololol

 

[nangiggles]

Olololooolololol

http://b.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/14746769.jpg

 

[SpyWizard]

$300 and the reason for that is there's really nothing i can't do with that much money..

 

[SpyWizard]

oh crap i missed a whole exchange thing.. i was just answering the question..

what was i thinking..

 

[WoodyO]

LOL, I know I was like WTF xD

I can't see that shit on my phone. What does it say?

 

[binö]

$100 in singles so when i hit the club i can make a gentile rain

 

[bigpokey]

$100 in singles so when i hit the club i can make a gentile rain

I take rolls of nickles and make it hail in that muthafuka

 

[wootoom]

i use dollar bills for snorting hydros

 

[-SD-]

i use dollar bills for snorting hydros

I use c-notes for snorting fina pellets

 

[wootoom]

i use credits for watered down drinks

 

[WoodyO]

I take rolls of nickles and make it hail in that muthafuka

I stuff dirty wet naps into their G-strings after I've used them to clean the hot wing sauce off my fingers. Happy hour at the strip club = 12 hot wings for a buck.

 

[The Alpha...]

I stuff dirty wet naps into their G-strings after I've used them to clean the hot wing sauce off my fingers. Happy hour at the strip club = 12 hot wings for a buck.

The wives grandparents came into town last week... Strolled right into a strip club and had no f'n clue!! Saw Million Dollar Saloon with a $5 all u can eat buffet sign. Parked walked in, paid the money... Got walked to a table, sat down, took a few minutes for their old ass eyes to adjust to the darkness and when they did... BOOM!!! Titties!! Gramma told gramps, u better get it all bc u only getting up once!! Funny shit, I couldn't believe they stayed and actually ate???

 

[WoodyO]

The wives grandparents came into town last week... Strolled right into a strip club and had no f'n clue!! Saw Million Dollar Saloon with a $5 all u can eat buffet sign. Parked walked in, paid the money... Got walked to a table, sat down, took a few minutes for their old ass eyes to adjust to the darkness and when they did... BOOM!!! Titties!! Gramma told gramps, u better get it all bc u only getting up once!! Funny shit, I couldn't believe they stayed and actually ate???

Did they get a lap dance or two?

 

[Spartacus]

fifties are cool
but I'm broke
kind of fun

 

[Spartacus]

like my colledge days except without the weed

 

[Spartacus]

college
asshat

 

[Spartacus]

The wives grandparents came into town last week... Strolled right into a strip club and had no f'n clue!! Saw Million Dollar Saloon with a $5 all u can eat buffet sign. Parked walked in, paid the money... Got walked to a table, sat down, took a few minutes for their old ass eyes to adjust to the darkness and when they did... BOOM!!! Titties!! Gramma told gramps, u better get it all bc u only getting up once!! Funny shit, I couldn't believe they stayed and actually ate???

one of my sisters is a CPA and they were tasked with auditing a strip club in Birmingham
so they get there at about 3-4 PM and it's packed
well it was kind of funny

 

[The Alpha...]

Did they get a lap dance or two?

Hell no, the old lady would only let him up once.. So he had to get all his food the first time and dash out

 

[wootoom]

one of my sisters is a CPA and they were tasked with auditing a strip club in Birmingham
so they get there at about 3-4 PM and it's packed
well it was kind of funny

lolololol

 

[IncredibleHoss]

I bet grandma ate good

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Funny ass story. $50 bills are the best looking IMO

 

[calveless wonder]

I like having cash on me. oddly enough, i keep track of spending better using cash than i do with a card