HappyScrappy said:3 times a night.
but I think it is more due to the fact that I drink at least 2-3 gallons of water a day and about 1 gallon of milk - so on cycle or not I pee all the time.
I think I'm just gonna get a colostomy to save my self the trouble.
The Nature Boy said:2 times a night. no fail. I'm so groggy that I end up sitting on the toilet instead of standing. Who knows what my accuray will be like.
I might try sleeping in the bathtub. That way I don't have to get up. Or move a bucket beside my bed. Then I can just roll over to the edge of the bed and pee into the bucket. However accuracy could be an issue again. Plus I might roll over and fall off and land on the bucket of pee. Or I'd get out of bed and step into the bucket o' piss.
Boggles the mind.
The Nature Boy said:I'm so groggy that I end up sitting on the toilet instead of standing.
Stryc-9 said:
Just kidding - I'm the same way....because I used to whiz all over the fricken floor - so sometimes I just sit down.....once or twice I've even nodded off sitting there in the dark...
The Nature Boy said:
plus who wants to stand, espically if it's going to be one of those long pisses. A couple of times I came close to falling in because the seat was up.![]()


visions said:How many times a night do you pee?
Pink Space Biscuit said:
buddy28 said:I dont piss. I just hold it in. Doesnt make for a comfortable sleep, but at least ur not getting up to go to the washroom.
no seriously.
I piss mabey 1-2 times a night. Back in university I kept a big jug beside my bed and pissed in it. It was pretty gross, but it saved me the 10 second jog to the washroom.
Peyote Killa said:when I have to pee in the middle of the night, and I got a stiffy, I just do a hand stand, works out great.
This way nothing gets piss on it. and I'm burning some major calories!
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