How many times a day do you piss?

[WideloaD]

Me, I know where every bathroom is in this little town. There are days when I feel like Austin Powers in Goldmember, where it's coming out of me as quickly as it goes in.

1.5 - 2 gallons a day

 

[champion]

round 3 gallons/ed

 

[JoBu]

I'm on the 2 gallon a day plan. Probably hit the pisser once an hour at work.

JoBu

 

[TxRugby_8]

I've gotten used to it. The worst is when you can't get to a bathroom though. I ref hockey games and sometimes i feel as if i'm going to piss my pants like a little school boy.

cheers

 

[leancuisine]

sometimes in the middle of the night i'll wake up and be too lazy to go to the bathroom so i'll pee in a 16oz drinking glass and EASILY fill it up to the top and some!

 

[Truck 44]

every two hours like clockwork, probably wake up 4 or 5 times just at night.

 

[khemix]

sometimes in the middle of the night i'll wake up and be too lazy to go to the bathroom so i'll pee in a 16oz drinking glass and EASILY fill it up to the top and some!

thats really gross...personal hygeine anyone? lol

 

[granby140]

prob 10 times a day

 

[machaveli]

too much.........4 times in the middle of night!

 

[lonewulf]

Anyone else just start getting sleepy, but have to go piss, then you wake up, go piss, go back to bed, get sleepy, about to piss again, then go piss, then get woke up, then go back to bed, then get sleepy, about to piss again, then go piss, then back to bed, but woke up, and finally sleepy again but about to piss?-WULF

 

[gsxr600]

I go to school, and everyone thinks i have some typoe of bladder deficiancy, i leave the class like upwards of 3 times, its pretty funny, if your not me...

 

[neuby34]

I know the fun of knowing where every bathroom in town is I piss probably 10- 15 times a day that with 1.5 gallon of water, three diet cokes or so, some juice, couple shakes

 

[shoichi]

7-10. I drink about 1-1/2 gallons a day.

 

[British Bulldog]

During cycle my moto is to piss clear all the time. If that takes 2-3 gallons of water/day then be it. Not very enjoying at nights.

 

[thate]

sometimes in the middle of the night i'll wake up and be too lazy to go to the bathroom so i'll pee in a 16oz drinking glass and EASILY fill it up to the top and some!

What do you mean and some? Do you fill the cup up to the rim but keep going and let it overflow on the carpet or hands? If so you're a sick shit.

 

[leancuisine]

just for the record... i am a sick motha fucka.

but no.

what i mean is that i'll fill it up all the way and still have a few more ounces left in me but too lazy to go to the bathroom so i just go back to sleep.

 

[cdownie927]

I piss like every hour like clock work too its just agravating that i got to get every night to take a leek sometimes twice a night ALL I WANT IS ONE GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP DAMIT

 

[Only1eagle]

My supervisor thinks I have a weak bladder. Cant get it through to her that I am drinking upwards of 2 gallons of water a day.

Problem is is when I drink this much I am always parched! I mean I am not forcing myself. I chug water when I drink it b/c I am so thirsty!

 

[Mike P.T.]

Too many times. Easily over 16 times a day. I also drink fluids throughout the day.

 

[gainerxxl]

It´s getting crazy when i take some G. The stuff is making me thirsty and I drink lots of water but it seems to act like a diuretic, too.
I sometimes run to the bathroom every 15minutes and it´s not a weak bladder, i piss loads of clear water then verytime I go.

 

[KA-BAR]

I piss every 1/2 hour to 45 min. About 1 -2 gallons of water a 12 pack of diet coke and half gallon of skim milk with my myoplex ed.

 

[slobberknocker]

One bladder baggie, please.

 

[Mr. Las Vegas]

Leancuisine, that's some funny stuff. My brother used to do the same thing. Then he started keeping a gallon milk jug next to his bed. It's gross but it is funny!!

 

[lonewulf]

Yeah, ive done the milk jug thing in my dorm room. If you leave a little milk in the bottom, piss in it, and then open it up and smell it the next day you are in for a treat... -WULF

 

[Zoomster]

Really dumb

 

[leancuisine]

zoom...
go fuck yourself.

the funniest thing would be when my girlfriends or roomates would walk in my room and see a bottle of water filled with yellowish color fluid. they would be like "whats that?"/

i'd always say that its apple juice

 

[Surgical]

I never thought that would be a question that you would ACTUALLY ask someone...

 

[ROAD DOG]

My supervisor thinks I have a weak bladder. Cant get it through to her that I am drinking upwards of 2 gallons of water a day.

Problem is is when I drink this much I am always parched! I mean I am not forcing myself. I chug water when I drink it b/c I am so thirsty!

I am not trying to scare you,but that can be early signs of sugar diabtes,my uncle experienced the same thing before he was diagnosed with it.