how many of ya'll bitches have told someone in real life about me?

[AAP]

curling reads my posts to his wife over the phone. how many ya;ll be telling REAL LIFIES about me?

Post up. I know ya'll do.

And Dial_Tone and the Niko story don't count.

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't think anyone I know would believe a word of it.

 

[canadianhitman]

I told someone the story you posted about the gym employee and the protein in a bag going into the blender.

 

[rnch]

what with the assorted fruit cakes that populate new orleans; you would be just.......normal.....around here.

 

[starfish]

curling reads my posts to his wife over the phone. how many ya;ll be telling REAL LIFIES about me?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[presguy]

no

 

[RADAR]

I've printed some of your posts and showed them to friends.

Other than that no one probably would have believed me!

RADAR

 

[Razorguns]

i told friends i have an internet penpal i write to every day! They think that's so cute!

 

[javaguru]

I copied a post and sent it to someone once.....

 

[Smurfy]

i told my boyfriend about you when i donated that money to Christopher. thats about it.

 

[gonelifting]

I only tell about the protein bar thefts to the police. They`re keeping a running count.

 

[AAP]

I've printed some of your posts and showed them to friends.

Other than that no one probably would have believed me!

RADAR

Uh-oh... which ones.

I don't want to be at the mall shopping for belts when someone points and me and goes "hey theres that dude that...."

 

[-SD-]

When my family and I get together for, like say, Christmas or Thanksgiving or something my parents and grandparents always ask "So hows AAP doing? We should have him over for the holidays sometime...."
Other than that you dont really get mentioned at all.

 

[AAP]

Let your mother know that I really miss her potato casserole. And tell your grandfather that no matter what he claims, when we went duck hunting back in 02, the score is still me=4 him=3. There was no duck floating behind that stump.

 

[from zero]

Uh-oh... which ones.

I don't want to be at the mall shopping for belts when someone points and me and goes "hey theres that dude that...."

Do you really frequently shop for belts ... ?

 

[AAP]

Do you really frequently shop for belts ... ?

As much as I do shoes.

 

[rnch]

Do you really frequently shop for belts ... ?

didn't know AAP was into leather.................

 

[fogg88]

I've told a few people about the cell-phone licker story.

 

[rnch]

i have quoted the house remodeling nightmare tale to my friends.

 

[Aerojaxx]

I told someone the story you posted about the gym employee and the protein in a bag going into the blender.

I used this one....

 

[psychedout]

I told someone about the story where your buddy pretended to be gay, and you guys took his parents cash and went and travelled Europe while supposedly being at a 'Gay Drying Out Facility.'

 

[Apöllo]

The only poster I ever told anyone about is Victorian Guy.

Other than that none of you really exist.

 

[AAP]

I told someone about the story where your buddy pretended to be gay, and you guys took his parents cash and went and travelled Europe while supposedly being at a 'Gay Drying Out Facility.'

You know, I would never in my life have had the nerve to even to attempt to pull that one off. And the cool way he just explained the extra $$$ that was spent on hookers one week. "The facility made us sleep with them in order to guage how effective their treatments have been and how much progress I have made."

If I could get that dude to start posting on here.... the life he has would make mine and Sofa Georges' look sheltered.

 

[Dial_tone]

Yea that guy was a real peice of work.

 

[AAP]

Yea that guy was a real peice of work.

thing is, today he is married and has kids. his parents actually think they succeed in transforming him. I wish I knew some of the parents that frequent their country club. I would single out their children and tell them "look how to get a free European vacation.. and So-And-So will vouch for it working".