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stilleto

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does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
stilleto said:
just one to hold the lightbulb and the world will revolve around him.

ok, how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
I screwed one in like that last night

but it really screwed me up for my HLV light because its horizontal not vertical :(
 
stilleto said:
the chicken that steals a red bowtie?


close, two, one to hold the giraffe the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools!



ok, one last one,
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
BrothaBill said:
close, two, one to hold the giraffe the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools!



ok, one last one,
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none.
no light is needed in the kingdom of equal.
 
stilleto said:
none.
no light is needed in the kingdom of equal.

actually two: One to change the bulb and one not to change it.


Note: 1 to change and 1 not to change is fake Zen. The
true Zen answer is four. One to change the bulb.
 
foreigngirl said:
greek mithology? No?

A person that is in love with him/herself


based on Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water or reflection of some sort. Hence, vanity is often described as narcissistic
 
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?





Just one but the bulb really has to want to change.
 
How many EF posters does it take to change a light bulb?




1,185:
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
156 to write to the mods complaining about the light bulb discussion and that it must be a Karma thread.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this topic to the lifestyle forum.
203 to point out that this is a repost from last year.
111 to defend the posting saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post links where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected links.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them and then add "Me Too."
12 to post that they are quitting EF because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy and drama.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose a new Plat-sponsored light bulb forum.
47 to say this is just what cold fusion was meant for.
 
How many prison guards does it take to change a lightbulb?





Why do you need to know our maintenance schedule? Are you planning an escape?
 
How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb ?






- Three. One to screw in an Art Deco bulb, and two to shriek, "Fabulous!"
 
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