How long does milk last for?

[fyxgel2]

I am drinking this, and it says: Sell by Sept 8th. I probably bought it on August 28th or so. Is it still good?

I just drank some. didnt taste like it had much flavor, but didnt taste bad either. I dunno, sorta hard to tell since i ate a protein bar right beforehand.

What's the worst that could happen to me if I drink this?

 

[Subzeero]

Worst that could happen?? ummm maybe you will have to fart a couple of times. The milk is fine unless its unusually thick in texture or foul smelling/tasting. You didn't drink it in empty stomach so u really should be fine. don't worry.

 

[jerkbox]

just keep it a little longer and you'll have cheese

 

[chewyxrage]

my friend drank a whole half gallon of spoiled chocolate milk one time. He didn't know until we were like "WTF stinks like shit?"

he was just fine though.

 

[RADAR]

You will know when milk goes bad..................................

You won't be able to have sex for a week.



















Wait!!!!!! You don't do that anyway....sorry! heh!

RADAR

 

[DIVISION]

my friend drank a whole half gallon of spoiled chocolate milk one time. He didn't know until we were like "WTF stinks like shit?"

he was just fine though.

Chewy.....you've got some strange friends, bro



DIV

 

[DIVISION]

You will know when milk goes bad..................................

You won't be able to have sex for a week.Wait!!!!!! You don't do that anyway....sorry! heh!

RADAR made a funny...

That's it, I'm taking you out to Red Lobster........in Antartica.....

DIV

 

[slickdadd]

Yeah you'll know when it's bad. It's awful.

 

[RADAR]

Yeah you'll know when it's bad. It's awful.

And the sex is awful that goes with it


RADAR

 

[Robert Jan]

Do they say sell by X?

here they say use by X

for more practical IMO

 

[slickdadd]

And the sex is awful that goes with it


RADAR

What? You have sex with spoiled milk? I don't follow...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the dates are a guideline, dont be too concerned. if its plain unflavoured milk, youd know it was curdled right away...trust me its awful.

even if you did have curdled milk, its doubtful youd get too many adverse events apart from a little gastro anyway

anyway, CONGRATULATIONS on making a non chick orientated post

 

[fyxgel2]

Do they say sell by X?

here they say use by X

for more practical IMO

yeah, i agree it would be more practical if they said "use by"

but never the less, it is "selly by" around in these parts.

 

[fyxgel2]

anyway, CONGRATULATIONS on making a non chick orientated post

lol, when there is nothing going on in that department of my life, i gotta find something to talk about on here!