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How I handled my beer situation, and other problems.....

I was worried I didn't have enough cold ones at home being that I opened the 20 pack last night. So this afternoon on the way home from the pool hall and an afternoon of 9ball I stopped and go another. I then proceded to the big car wash....you know where they spray your car, then you go in, then you have the cute bitch dry your car afterwards, while having some punk spray my front bumber I slammed a couple, slammed a couple more in the bldg, nearly jacked off when the 18yo gal jumped on my hood, and then proceded home. Only to discover I still have a raging case of jock itch. Damn.........how do you get rid of this crap?? I could take sandpaper to my nutsake right now. 36 grit.
 
Where are there hot chicks washing cars? We have a bunch of mexicans here.
 
what's wrong with mexicans? as long as they're female it's ok. Kick the males out. Make me tacos and s*** my ****. Oh my..you have a dirty mind.
 
"most boring thread of the year" award!!
 
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