How fucked up is this?

[addickt]

I know a guy that pretends that he likes this Dwarf chick so he can get all her scripts for GH.

I have never seen her, but i know him well and he swears it is true. He told me that she hasnt gotten any Gh in like 3 years cause he takes it all..

I asked him if he fucks her and he just laughed..

I am not kidding either, she lives like 2 states away, I guess Dwarfs are hard to come by around here.

I hope he doesnt start fucking Cows to get Fina.

 

[Franco C]

That's fucked up.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I hope he doesnt start fucking Cows to get Fina.

LOL

I've done fina without fucking any cows... but mainly just b/c they are all too good for me and wouldn't have me.
damn stuck up cows.

 

[frorider6]

Each person sound like they are getting something they might not be able to get otherwise. He gets GH. She gets dick. Sounds like a true partnership.

 

[Natymike]

Each person sound like they are getting something they might not be able to get otherwise. He gets GH. She gets dick. Sounds like a true partnership.

LMAO

its true, she wants dick and he wants GH.

 

[Frackal]

Damn, fucking a dwarf to get gear...now that guys HARDCORE!!!

 

[DR. NOE]

Damn, fucking a dwarf to get gear...now that guys HARDCORE!!!

No shit, this guy knows no limits.

 

[Lao Tzu]

bah, thats nothing. i've fucked breast cancer patients to get their nolvadex before.

 

[bigpimp]

shit...i need to find a midget/dwarf too.....i would hit that for some GH

 

[Lao Tzu]

if you can fuck a fat woman, a closet gay foreman at a construction site, a diabetic, a farmer, an AIDS patient, a midget & a breast cancer patient you can get a cycle of cytomel, dinitrophenol, insulin, tren, anadrol, HGH & nolvadex.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I know a guy that pretends that he likes this Dwarf chick so he can get all her scripts for GH.

I have never seen her, but i know him well and he swears it is true. He told me that she hasnt gotten any Gh in like 3 years cause he takes it all..

I asked him if he fucks her and he just laughed..

I am not kidding either, she lives like 2 states away, I guess Dwarfs are hard to come by around here.

I hope he doesnt start fucking Cows to get Fina.

i just thought of something. HGH only works if you are of pubescent age, and 3 years later she still has a script. so i assume this friend started fucking the midget when she was 13 or 14. wow. you always seemed cool addickt, but damn. friends who fuck 14 year old midgets to obtain drugs? i can never top that. i'm just a square.

 

[spongebob]

I know a guy that pretends that he likes this Dwarf chick so he can get all her scripts for GH.

I have never seen her, but i know him well and he swears it is true. He told me that she hasnt gotten any Gh in like 3 years cause he takes it all..

I asked him if he fucks her and he just laughed..

I am not kidding either, she lives like 2 states away, I guess Dwarfs are hard to come by around here.

I hope he doesnt start fucking Cows to get Fina.

thats not bad, i fuck a dwarf to get some attic work done one time. i didnt even get any GH.

 

[addickt]

Re: Re: How fucked up is this?

i just thought of something. HGH only works if you are of pubescent age, and 3 years later she still has a script. so i assume this friend started fucking the midget when she was 13 or 14. wow. you always seemed cool addickt, but damn. friends who fuck 14 year old midgets to obtain drugs? i can never top that. i'm just a square.

I dont know. I just know he goes up north and comes back with kits. Maybe he has a whole tribe of dwarfs up their that need GH.

Maybe he just has a tribe of children and keeps them in boxes so they look like dwarfs...? The truth will come out I am sure. I might ride along next time just to see how his whole Dwarf connection works.

Now if the pros all end up with Dwarfs as girlfriends, we will know something is up

 

[PaleHorse]

Can you give me his number so I can get her address??

 

[addickt]

Can you give me his number so I can get her address??

Sorry bro, from what I hear, dwarfs are a hot commodity right now. Not trying to cock block on the dwarf action, I will let him know you are interested in a dwarf or two.... He may have a whole colony of them,....... he is a pretty big fucker.

 

[BuggyWhips]

Come to NJ, we have Midgetville, Its a small little town where midgets live..

 

[addickt]

Come to NJ, we have Midgetville, Its a small little town where midgets live..

Do midgets have any good medicines though? I dont want to come all the way there and not get any payoff. Do they get growth hormone? Mybe when they are prepubescent midgets? These are important facts.... I may start a Pilgrimage if I hear the answers I want.

 

[addickt]

Come to NJ, we have Midgetville, Its a small little town where midgets live..

If the ycant get growth, it sure would be fun to bring a basketball hoop and play them.... They cant be too good.. maybe I can get them to gamble away some of their scripts on a nice game of 1 on 1.

 

[Boach]

Midgettown is awesome. Bunch of small houses with teeny doors and little miniature everything. Very creepy at night. Funny thing is, you never see those short bastards.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Sorry bro, from what I hear, dwarfs are a hot commodity right now. Not trying to cock block on the dwarf action, I will let him know you are interested in a dwarf or two.... He may have a whole colony of them,....... he is a pretty big fucker.

that would be cool, if he has like a midget concentration camp. when the police ask him why use midgets he'll say "i always wanted my own concentration camp, but they are so expensive. i figured if i used midgets i could cut my overhead in half. only use 8 ft walls, 1/2 the food, 4x4 cells, that type of thing".

 

[addickt]

I think he just wants their scripts... Dont know about the concentration camps. He might just go up there and take their shit.. If they say they are gonna call the cops i think he might just step on them..... I doubt you could get a murder chargs for steppin on a dwarf. Probably just some community service or something.

 

[spongebob]

Do midgets have any good medicines though? I dont want to come all the way there and not get any payoff. Do they get growth hormone? Mybe when they are prepubescent midgets? These are important facts.... I may start a Pilgrimage if I hear the answers I want.

midgets are good if they are flat-headed females with no teeth.

 

[decem]

i call bullshit

 

[Drizzt]

i call bullshit

Probally so but don't say you didn't think about it just now when you read this =p. Funny Shit.

Drizz

 

[addickt]

i call bullshit

I swear to god its true.. I dont know if he fucks her or what but I know he goes to see a Dwarf Chick and comes back with GH.

That much I do know.

 

[bigguns7]

Damn, fucking a dwarf to get gear...now that guys HARDCORE!!!

That's just plain dedication my friend. He's a true inspiration to the bodybuilding community.

 

[decem]

ok.. still call bullshit.. but it is funny.. true or not..



anywho.. wanna hear a TRUE midget story?

k.. i'll tell you anyway.. there was this midget.. i'm talking 3 foot tall.. tops.. that worked at a mcdonalds.. she worked the drive through.. and stood on a stool to give out the food.. well this guy pulls a little farther away from the window on purpose.. so she'd have to lean out..

she fell out the window and into dude's car... face right in his lap...

now that's funny..

 

[addickt]

I could come up with much better bullshit than that. I will fuck with him and tell him I want a pic of her. I have talked to her on the phone when I answered. She is a real life dwarf and she is in love with this dude. He drives to get it every month or so...