Well asides from going to them afterhours and smearing paint stripper all over there door handles in order to burn there fingers up and possibly blind them.....
Heres what I did to the water dept:
Several years ago a line broke on the other end of my property. It was winter time and I didnt get down that way very often. At the same time they had a line opened up working on it and told me the pressure might be low. So 4 days go by and Icall them and ask when it would be done and they said it was done 3 days ago and I still had low press. I was like, fuck! When they turned it back on, the surge blew a cap off on the other end of the property and I lost almost 1million gallons. Put it this way, it filled a pond up that don't hold water.
So then I get this nice bill for $945.00 I think it was. Well , I thought id try to get a break from this so I had to schedule a meeting with them in front of the board. Not only would they not agree to cut the costs, they threatened to shut my water off if I didnt pay it immediately and didnt even want to break it up in payments. Since it was after the meter, it was my responsibility. Well after breifly consulting an attorney, I ended up fucking paying for it.
Ha ha fuckheads--well this summer they send me all this paperwork for me to sign giving them the right to dig up my front yard and install a bigger line. It wouldve went right thru my damn orchard, dug thru tree roots of a tree that is a landmark, etc. I refused to sign it. They told me it was because of low water pressure. Yeah fucking right. You assholes just want to sell more $3500.00 water meters. In fact, they threatend to take me to court because I have an old trailor next door that is a hobby trailor and runs off my meter. But no one lives there. So I disconnected it and ran a separate line from outback and they dont know about it.
So anyways they come out, wanting to know if I got the paper work and I said yep, and you can fucking forget it. You can either take it accross the street out into the field or go behind my property and follow the property line. I forced them into the 2nd option, which changed there path from a straight line to covering the perimeter and it used an extra 800 linear footage of pipe, not to mention much extra labor.
Ha ha fuckheads, I guarantee you spent more than my fucking $945.00 water bill!