How do you tell your girl?

[fbodyguy02]

Someday you lying guys will wake up and realize that your whole relationship is a facade-of course that's after you get divorced 2-3x. If you gotta hide your bad habits from your old lady you're just another statistically failed relationship/marriage waiting to happen.

Why is it guys feel that they need to have secrets??? And you wonder why the wife needs to have her girl's night out??? It's because her female senses detect your betrayal and she needs a night out to look for an upgrade.

Next time you jab yourself in secret, try to picture your lady sucking your best friend's cock. Now you know how betrayed she will feel when she finds out about your anabolic secrets. Chances are she'll suck a few cocks before she lets you know just to get added revenge.

BTW-all you guys that hide anything from your wives might as well just give me her phone number right now. After she catches you, she'll be calling a real man like myself. Why? Because I'm comfy in my own skin I'm so comfy that she'll appreciate my honesty and overlook my bad habits. She'll appreciate my honesty so much I'll have her doing ass to mouth w/o prior enema- while you're sitting home wanking to internet porn. I love being the other man. If it weren't for you pussies that lie and hide shit from your old ladies I wouldn't get laid half as much as I do. Keep it up. I've got quite a few nuts left in my throbbing love pole to force down her throat and gag her with.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said Bigcracka!

 

[jochensa]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said Bigcracka!

yo you really dont want to tell her. i dont care how much you think she is down.....she isnt. the moment you argue or when the moment is right it will be used as fodder. tell her you quit taking stuff and keep around prohormine bottle.........say you are taking that cuz it is legal. any womam that allows you to continue taking the juice doesnt care about you anyway.

 

[BigCracker]

yo you really dont want to tell her. i dont care how much you think she is down.....she isnt. the moment you argue or when the moment is right it will be used as fodder. tell her you quit taking stuff and keep around prohormine bottle.........say you are taking that cuz it is legal. any womam that allows you to continue taking the juice doesnt care about you anyway.

Why isn't dumping that bitch an option to find one that's more understanding??? If you've got an old lady that thinks she has a say in what you do with your body you are one hen pecked wussy motherfucker. I'd rather play leapfrog with a unicorn than be at the mercy of some overbearing closed minded twat that doesn't know wtf she's talking about.

Man, you guys protect your supply of ass at all costs-even if it means comprimising your own integrity. Pathetic! I'd rather be celibate than have to revamp my lifestyle to keep my supply of tuna in check.

 

[jetty]

How do you tell your girl? You tell her with her head down and her ass up...

Honestly, it wasn't easy but i let her watch a documentary on youtube.com that had Romano from MD explaining what steroids are and helped seperate fact from myth. Good stuff. Dont know where it is anymore though!!

 

[TracDT1]

U dont!!! period...best advice I have ever given

 

[BigCracker]

How do you tell your girl? You tell her with her head down and her ass up...

Honestly, it wasn't easy but i let her watch a documentary on youtube.com that had Romano from MD explaining what steroids are and helped seperate fact from myth. Good stuff. Dont know where it is anymore though!!

Youtube's been under fire lately for vids on how to grow dope, make meth, etc. So naturally(no pun intended) any propaganda promoting illegal drug use got the hook a few weeks back. The stuff will resurface eventually I imagine.

I also heard that youtube modified it's search feature to pull up public service announcements pitching the dangers of illegal drug use so they place higher than other drug related vids.