how do you make Martha Stewart scream twice??

[karson]

fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her drapes.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha

 

[HappyScrappy]

this reminds me of the sickest jokes I've ever heard. nothing usually bothers me and I think these cross the line... but hey, I'll share them anyway.

Q: What is the best thing about 8 year olds?
A: Hearing their pelvis crack when you fuck them in the ass.

Q: What is the worst thing about 8 year olds?
A: Having to go to the cleaners b/c you wiped the blood off your dick onto your clown suit.

 

[May1010]

Happy Scrappy -


I never get tired of reading your posts. You always entertain me. Anyway, here's a variation of your joke:


Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with a 6 year old?

A. You have to kill them afterwards.

 

[Steelheart]

booooooooo!

 

[spentagn]

What's the best thing about having a 6 year old jack you off?

Your dick looks so much bigger in those little hands.

 

[Latimer]

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream and 1 scoop of dead baby.

 

[ccie6679]

whats the best thing about fucking a 6 yr old girl?

Turning them over and pretending its a 6 yr old boy

 

[HappyScrappy]

6 years old?! you guys are sick fucks. that is waaay too young.
8 is where I draw the line.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

LOL!!

 

[WarriorPL]

6 years old?! you guys are sick fucks. that is waaay too young.
8 is where I draw the line.

FUCKING WRONG ALL OF THIS IS, but funny! haha


~WizKid

 

[karsun]

Happy Scrappy -


I never get tired of reading your posts. You always entertain me. Anyway, here's a variation of your joke:


Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with a 6 year old?

A. You have to kill them afterwards.

I got one too

Q. what happens when a sick faggot child molestor goes to prison.

A. He gets a broom handle shoved up his ass-and his throat slit by his exboyfriends.

 

[HappyScrappy]

A. He gets a broom handle shoved up his ass-and his throat slit by his exboyfriends.

you talking about Dahmer?
I don't recall them slitting his throat, nor them being exes. but I do know that at the time the security guards that were normally there... weren't and that Dahmer was said to have just turned around and let it happen, knowing it was coming.
how they knew this, I don't know, but it was in the news. maybe they have cameras.
geneally speaking, the whole place looked the other way while they killed him.
oh well.

 

[_Outlaw]

Lynch Mob Justice

 

[rmurf62]

how do you make Martha Stewart scream twice??

Actually, I've heard the non-PC version - how do you make a gay guy scream twice, etc. etc.

 

[karsun]

Actually, I've heard the non-PC version - how do you make a gay guy scream twice, etc. etc.