how do you make Martha Stewart scream twice??

[karson]

fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her drapes.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha

 

[HappyScrappy]

this reminds me of the sickest jokes I've ever heard. nothing usually bothers me and I think these cross the line... but hey, I'll share them anyway.

Q: What is the best thing about 8 year olds?
A: Hearing their pelvis crack when you fuck them in the ass.

Q: What is the worst thing about 8 year olds?
A: Having to go to the cleaners b/c you wiped the blood off your dick onto your clown suit.

 

[May1010]

Happy Scrappy -


I never get tired of reading your posts. You always entertain me. Anyway, here's a variation of your joke:


Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with a 6 year old?

A. You have to kill them afterwards.

 

[Steelheart]

booooooooo!

 

[spentagn]

What's the best thing about having a 6 year old jack you off?

Your dick looks so much bigger in those little hands.

 

[Latimer]

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream and 1 scoop of dead baby.

 

[ccie6679]

whats the best thing about fucking a 6 yr old girl?

Turning them over and pretending its a 6 yr old boy

 

[HappyScrappy]

6 years old?! you guys are sick fucks. that is waaay too young.
8 is where I draw the line.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

LOL!!

 

[WarriorPL]

6 years old?! you guys are sick fucks. that is waaay too young.
8 is where I draw the line.

FUCKING WRONG ALL OF THIS IS, but funny! haha


~WizKid