How do you get rid of an annoying flirt?

[Freddie de Lux]

I was on a cruise to the Bahamas a few weeks ago with friends, and this girl, a friend of a friend, started to compliment me on my outfit and cologne (thank you, Prada sample sale and Creed cologne!). Then, after a few (6 or 7) vodka martinis, she started to smell me and say that she was just gonna sit by me and smell me all night long, because I smelled too good. And that was exactly what she did. Nothing I did would send her away from me. She also said that she was an heiress with $100 million just to herself. Far be it from me to refuse an offer to be a sex slave, but did she not go to far?

 

[Lao Tzu]

I hate it when millionaires want to hang out with me myself.

Ask her about her exs. Then talk about your latest, make references to how the stupid, spoiled bitch took out a restraining order. That'll drive her away.

 

[The Shadow]

..."you might wanna get some antibiotic cream"

 

[ksharp01]

I was on a cruise to the Bahamas a few weeks ago with friends, and this girl, a friend of a friend, started to compliment me on my outfit and cologne (thank you, Prada sample sale and Creed cologne!). Then, after a few (6 or 7) vodka martinis, she started to smell me and say that she was just gonna sit by me and smell me all night long, because I smelled too good. And that was exactly what she did. Nothing I did would send her away from me. She also said that she was an heiress with $100 million just to herself. Far be it from me to refuse an offer for being a sex slave, but did she not go to far?

*SNIFF*


Some people just don't take hints no matter what you do. Should of thrown her overboard.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

nobody wants to play with me you should have said, "bitch, please, start steppin."

 

[Lao Tzu]

On another note, when did a woman worth 100 million hitting on someone become a bad thing?

 

[mkazzbmf]

Tell her women should not be allowed to vote.....Then tell er how you just got over a bad case of the clap.

 

[caligirl]

..."you might wanna get some antibiotic cream"

or antiviral....

 

[javaguru]

When I clicked on the thread I thought Pick3 was e-stalking you again....

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

If you wanted to get rid of her, just give her the 'Tony Danza'. Pull out your dick, smack her in the forehead with it, and yell "Whos the Boss, Bitch?"