How Do You Deal With The Pressures Of Being So Damn Good Looking???

[Beer vs Roids]

This issue really hits home. I try not to get emotional about it, but it's just very difficult at times.

According to the US Department of Justice, every year, there are over 47,585 documented reports of Beautiful People hate incidents. Throughout the US, thousands of beautiful people have been victimized, harassed, ridiculed and even beat-up by reckless, criminal, elitist ugly people who, for lack of a better reason, are just jealous.

I remember my first time i came face to face with beautiful people hate. I was walking out a club, minding my own business. Then a gang of 10-20, maybe 100 -- ugly people started following me. Taunting. Both men and women, even a handicapped person. Calling me names, asking if i was going home to my massause, if i was from planet beautopica, that i need a good fix of acid, etc. etc. Stuff that REALLY hurt.

I was in tears. I ran home and never came out for days. Binging on chocolate ice cream and watching Oprah. That incident and many others after that have really hurt at times. But i'm a survivor. I know it's not my fault i was born so damn good looking. I must be PROUD of who I am. I must stand up with other beautiful people and we must not let the uglies and the fatties harass us any further. It's the only thing sometimes that gets me by.

Stay strong my brothers. We're all in this together.

okay that made me laugh

 

[Aeoleon]

when chickadies grab my ass i just grab theirs back. if it feels alright, then i get the digits

 

[RaZor Ramon]

I really do draw a lot of attention from women when I go out anywhere. If you are musuclar, cut and have a halfway attractive face that's going to happen and even more so if you have a handsome face and dress nice. I just take it in stride. I've been around it long enough to know while they all may like to look they all aren't looking to hook up.

 

[juve]

I have my psych's tel. number on a speed dial

 

[out_at_sea]

Gotta admit, it's pretty tough. Went to a few bars last night in NYC and the chickies were in full force. Randomly bar hopping, I was pinched in the ass maybe a good handful of times. Then I gave them the look and nodded my head with acknowledgment kinda saying, in a non verbal kinda way, "yeah beatch, I don't blame you for grabbing my heiny." How do you guys deal with the pressure as I know everyone here is at least an 8 on any given scale?

You gay?

 

[perkele]

You gay?

 

[sawastea]

So I went to the Yankee day/night game last night, sporting a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, my fish sandals and my Univ of Texas visor (damn CSF). As I was sitting in my seats, minding my own business and chatting it up with some buddies, a few hotties pull up in the seats next to us. Little do I know that they are the daughters of my company's CFO, so they're automatically in the LOADED category, without my knowledge, besides the point. We start chatting and I mention that I grew up in Miami (after I moved from Dallas) and played ball at a certain school in the MIA. They actually went to a catholic girl's school that was very popular and they knew AROD. Well, damn, I know AROD too as I played ball with him on several occasions in Miami (HS). After the game, we stroll down to the Yankee dugout and start talking to a few guys. Once we left the stadium, we all jumped into her 'limo' and God-diggity-damn, they take me home to NJ. Got her number. Now knowing that her father is a head hancho at my company, I couldn't take advantage of her. Needless to say, I'm going to her pad after work. Things are looking up for sawastea...

 

[Fina Junkie]

Gotta admit, it's pretty tough. Went to a few bars last night in NYC and the chickies were in full force. Randomly bar hopping, I was pinched in the ass maybe a good handful of times. Then I gave them the look and nodded my head with acknowledgment kinda saying, in a non verbal kinda way, "yeah beatch, I don't blame you for grabbing my heiny." How do you guys deal with the pressure as I know everyone here is at least an 8 on any given scale?

you bought " The Ugly Man's Guide to Getting Laid" didn't you ?

 

[from zero]

Couldn't tell ya. I'm not that of an attractive orbly.

 

[BileStew]

So I went to the Yankee day/night game last night, sporting a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, my fish sandals and my Univ of Texas visor (damn CSF). As I was sitting in my seats, minding my own business and chatting it up with some buddies, a few hotties pull up in the seats next to us. Little do I know that they are the daughters of my company's CFO, so they're automatically in the LOADED category, without my knowledge, besides the point. We start chatting and I mention that I grew up in Miami (after I moved from Dallas) and played ball at a certain school in the MIA. They actually went to a catholic girl's school that was very popular and they knew AROD. Well, damn, I know AROD too as I played ball with him on several occasions in Miami (HS). After the game, we stroll down to the Yankee dugout and start talking to a few guys. Once we left the stadium, we all jumped into her 'limo' and God-diggity-damn, they take me home to NJ. Got her number. Now knowing that her father is a head hancho at my company, I couldn't take advantage of her. Needless to say, I'm going to her pad after work. Things are looking up for sawastea...

FUCKING GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

I call BULLSHIT on this story and the first one. Only because I know you and you're extremely ugly and everytime we've gone out to a bar, you hide in the corner and don't say a peep to anyone.

Or you either had an extreme makeover, bought some self esteem pills or some ether.