How do they sell that Enzyte crap?

[plifter]

For "natural male enhancement". WTF? Are people really that stupid? Someone must be buying the shit considering the amount of money they're spending on advertising. Face it, there's no pill that's going to make your dick grow.

 

[KillahBee]

Face it, there's no pill that's going to make your dick grow.

Yes there is....roofies. Give her two and ask her what she thought the next day

 

[chewyxrage]

I think it just increases blood flow so that it probably does appear a little bit larger when taking it

 

[plifter]

I think it just increases blood flow so that it probably does appear a little bit larger when taking it

I doubt it even does that much. That's what Viagra does.

 

[Mr. dB]

For "natural male enhancement". WTF? Are people really that stupid? Someone must be buying the shit considering the amount of money they're spending on advertising. Face it, there's no pill that's going to make your dick grow.

They make all their money from people ordering the free sample. To get the free sample you have to give them your credit card information and then sign up for an auto-subscription deal. Then if you forget to unsubscribe before 30 days, they send you another bottle and bill you for it.

 

[Gambino]

fuck they even sponsored a nascar, not cheap marketing.

 

[FISHTALES]

fuck they even even sponsored a nascar, not cheap marketing.

quit studdering

 

[Gambino]

quit studdering

if encyte offered you some loot to tat their logo on your back, would you?

 

[patsfan1379]

their founder is on trial for fraud or something i think

 

[pdaddy]

the commercials are fucking annoying

 

[H_T_]

the commercials are fucking annoying

i think they are LMAO. all of those terribly impressed folks over their neighbors swollen phallus. it's like "Wow, that guy has an enormous cock!" "Look, honey. it's as big as a plantain!"

 

[pdaddy]

i think they are LMAO. all of those terribly impressed folks over their neighbors swollen phallus. it's like "Wow, that guy has an enormous cock!" "Look, honey. it's as big as a plantain!"

The only one that comes to mind is the one with the whistling, that was annoying

 

[ksharp01]

lol @ Bob

 

[H_T_]

lol @ Bob

is that you in the av? good stuff Maynard.

 

[jnevin]

bunch of bitter consumers up in here

 

[ksharp01]

is that you in the av? good stuff Maynard.

<--------yes, me

 

[H_T_]

<--------yes, me

good deal. a bit overdressed......

 

[ksharp01]

Well, nervous to even put this one up--At least now there is a face to go with the name

 

[H_T_]

Well, nervous to even put this one up--At least now there is a face to go with the name

very purty. btw- are those standard issue bangs for Louisiana?

 

[ksharp01]

I knew someone would have something negative to say....I have already been told I look like Julianne Moore....wtf???
Anyway, I am letting the bangs grow for now...hard to do anything with them. Yes I know they are a bit old school but it is a work in progress like the rest of me. I'll update them later.

 

[H_T_]

I knew someone would have something negative to say....I have already been told I look like Julianne Moore....wtf???
Anyway, I am letting the bangs grow for now...hard to do anything with them. Yes I know they are a bit old school but it is a work in progress like the rest of me. I'll update them later.

wtf. you better toughen up Missy. i said more nice stuff than mean stuff.

 

[ksharp01]

Yes you did........Thanks for that!!! I think I was just in shock for the moment...didn't know you had it in you....took me off guard. lol

 

[H_T_]

Yes you did........Thanks for that!!! I think I was just in shock for the moment...didn't know you had it in you....took me off guard. lol

you're very welcome, Darling. just don't get your hair done at tupperware parties anymore.

 

[ksharp01]

you're very welcome, Darling. just don't get your hair done at tupperware parties anymore.

I'll try and keep that in mind...lol

Actually that pic is a couple of months old...they don't look like that now, growing them out.

 

[hotzie]

way to ruin the fuckin thread HT

 

[pdaddy]

I knew someone would have something negative to say....I have already been told I look like Julianne Moore....wtf???
Anyway, I am letting the bangs grow for now...hard to do anything with them. Yes I know they are a bit old school but it is a work in progress like the rest of me. I'll update them later.

wtf, who haven't you snapped on today, one might be inclined to think you have something against men.

 

[ksharp01]

wtf, who haven't you snapped on today, one might be inclined to think you have something against men.

lol......You couldn't be further from the truth...I love men like a fat kid loves pie

I am not meaning to sound like I am snapping at anyone....sometimes things don't come across like you want them to in writing. There is no emotion...most times I am laughing as I am responding. Just having fun. I am not one to take to much seriously......life is just to damn short. If you think I have come off to harshly....then I am big enough to appoligize.

 

[Gambino]

I knew someone would have something negative to say....I have already been told I look like Julianne Moore....wtf???
Anyway, I am letting the bangs grow for now...hard to do anything with them. Yes I know they are a bit old school but it is a work in progress like the rest of me. I'll update them later.

this board can be brutal on pics
my visor pic hurt my self-esteem for a few yrs
couldn't leave my closet,
cried and shat a lot
but yesterday i saw donovan mcnabb wearing a visor,
so i feel like a real main again

 

[Spartacus]

"Look, honey. it's as big as a plantain!"

I remember the first time I read that quote
in a 70's national lampoon strip
I had to go look up plantain

 

[jenscats5]

Their commercials crack me up.....

 

[Gambino]

Their commercials crack me up.....

that'd be a lol stocking stuffer for your hubblicous

 

[gotmilk]

Anadrol puffs the peter.

You should have tried some before you met Trishelle....

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6589039&postcount=1

 

[gotmilk]

that'd be a lol stocking stuffer for your hubblicous

Nice lid in your vatar......

 

[jenscats5]

that'd be a lol stocking stuffer for your hubblicous

Oh yeah really......

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

They sent me a free 30 days supply awhile ago, I just had to pay for shipping..

 

[Djimbe]

lol......You couldn't be further from the truth...I love men like a fat kid loves pie

<-- is a man ...

 

[ksharp01]

<-- is a man ...

<------is woman

 

[pintoca]

<------is woman

cajun to boot... OMG, not another Friskyzulie!!!

 

[Wulfgar]

cause Smilin Bob is the fuckin man

 

[ksharp01]

cajun to boot... OMG, not another Friskyzulie!!!

Funny you say that because I seem to agree with her all the time....you know what they say...."great minds think alike" oh and don't forget Feisty....We are a class of our own

 

[chewyxrage]

Anadrol puffs the peter.

You should have tried some before you met Trishelle....

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6589039&postcount=1

That's actually that Fast Twitch Fiber dude, you can tell by the fucked up pec

 

[gotmilk]

That's actually that Fast Twitch Fiber dude, you can tell by the fucked up pec

Alters? Jorge kicked him off for his winkie pic...then let him back so he could boot him a second time. Then, FTF came along.

 

[CO B-man]

For "natural male enhancement". WTF? Are people really that stupid? Someone must be buying the shit considering the amount of money they're spending on advertising. Face it, there's no pill that's going to make your dick grow.

Cialis helps it grow faster