How do I properly Bitch Slap someone?

[gonelifting]

thanks.

I don`t want to mess this up and look stupid while I attempt this. I figured I`d go on the internet and ask before I did the deed.

Proper procedure and a few choice words would be nice if you can throw them in there.

 

[gonelifting]

Also, how do I open up a can of "whoop ass"? Thanks a lot!

 

[Smurfy]

come to chicago, and i will show you how to do both! also, ill show you how to serve up a tall glass of shut the hell up!

 

[gonelifting]

lol

The furthest I`ve ever come is my ceiling, Chicago`s way too far.

 

[AAP]

Bitch slap - pinch your lips, half step forward, swing with the hips, elbow stays bent, strike with the back of your hand... deliver "your line". My "line" is usually "you go girl, right to the floor."

 

[Smurfy]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I prefer glove slaps. Bitch slaps are so 1995

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

The funniest thing about this is that when I started training with the Gracies(Jiu Jitsu)many years ago,they actually TAUGHT a bitch slap,that was designed to totally humiliate an opponent.It was funny as fuck to watch.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The palm of your hand is more accurate, use the back hand slap when you get better for Ike Turner, ghetto style points.

 

[Whiskey]

GL, all that matters is that you do it hard enough that it makes their head snap in the direction that you are slapping themor that their mouth bleeds, and do it in public. Oh, with your palm open as well. If they even think about retaliating, give them a loud and deep warning. Something like, "If you even THINK about coming at me, you had better PRAY TO GOD that I don't kill you!!" Be as aggressive as possible.

Worked for me at least.

Whiskey

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol whats even funnier is to see someone get bitchslapped, then turn the tables and molest the slapper...think twice about slapping

 

[MaGilicuti]

i only use the back of my hand, i don't think that's a bitch slap

 

[gonelifting]

Can they get fingerprints off someone`s face if you slap them hard enough?

 

[onerepmaximum]

I think this dude's form is pretty good. I believe this is from the last EF meetup. SoreArms asked Hamstershaver if he could be on top next time. I'm not sure which one is which though. Anyone who was there please feel free to clarify for us.

 

[SoKlueles]

woudnt those 2 be kissing and making out or something?

 

[onerepmaximum]

woudnt those 2 be kissing and making out or something?

No, that would be you and I.

 

[SoKlueles]

No, that would be you and I.

ahhh yes, thats where babies come from

would u be on top or would i?

 

[onerepmaximum]

ahhh yes, thats where babies come from

would u be on top or would i?

I like to change things up a bit, You'd be all over the place.

 

[SoKlueles]

I like to change things up a bit, You'd be all over the place.

guess i need to get back into yoga

 

[onerepmaximum]

guess i need to get back into yoga

That may be a good idea. Wear some big hoop earrings too. (big enough to hold your ankles back).

 

[SoKlueles]

and bring gatorade for replenishment of body nutrients

 

[onebigab]

Worst case scenario, Have someone else do it for you.

 

[onerepmaximum]

and bring gatorade for replenishment of body nutrients

And you know this. I'll bring the fuzzy hand cuffs, candles and self-heating oil.

 

[rnch]

No, that would be you and I.

i'm still waiting for our drunken 3 way!!!