How do I pass a this drug test???????????

[ArnoldColeman]

ok bros.....my first competition is in april, and im not familiar how to go about passing the urinary tests???? im only 18, and so im pretty excited about competing!!! ..... but theres gonna be a urinary test and possibly a polygraph.....im not familiar with the ways to get around them, so any help will be useful!!!!!!! thanks bros

 

[Bulldog_10]

I guess you just gotta leave enough time between your last dose of AAS and the urine test for everything to be out of your system. As far as the polygraph... don't know how to get around that, but I think I could do it.

Just remember....If you believe it, it's not a lie!

Good luck!
B-10

 

[ArnoldColeman]

what would be an adequate period of time to leave for the urine test?

 

[Bulldog_10]

what would be an adequate period of time to leave for the urine test?

what is your drug of choice?

 

[roidog420]

I have yet to figure out how in the HELL these small-time(no offense to the bro posting)bodybuilding commissions have the money it takes to test ALL their competitors for AAS. I've done NPC before & they never tested. I would think that they could be the ONLY governing BB body that could POSSIBLY have even close to enough money to test for gear, given the cost of testing. If it is for one of them there Natural Shows, then they usually only do a Polygraph, which I have beaten before with no problem. If you can lie & believe it, then you'll beat it. Its the people who have the proverbial "attack of consciousness" when lying that fuck it up. That being said...when I did my first Natural League show, my buddy Ed got popped by the tester & he simply payed the guy an extra $40 to say he passed. These guys can be bought off VERY easily. It is only you & him alone in the PG testing room, so there isn't anyone else around to see anything. Im sure that they require that the test be on a "one to one" level so they can do these types of things. Bottom line---dont sweat it. If they say they are gonna piss test a group of guys where EVERY SINGLE GUY is geared, then the chances are that they aren't gonna test them all. They will just have you all pee in a cup & pick out a few guys out of a hat to bust later. Thats how the IFBB seems to do it anyhow. Good Luck!

 

[joeyz123]

the only other way that I know how to pass one is by infusing urine into your bladder, which requires inserting a cathater into the bladder via the urethra, like football players do. send me a PM if you want me to explain more in depth.

Good luck

 

[triguy]

pass the polygraph use inderal! mexico has it..... pop it 2 hrs bf test. definately works trained some guys an they passed no prob.

on the piss gotta see what their testing for t/e ratio or substance or both.

 

[Asia the Invincible]

You can pass the polygraph if you put bengay on your armpits as it will burn and raise your pulse throughout the test. Also it SHOULD work if you tense your glutes throughout.

Regarding the urine test, I'd need to know what drugs you're taking.

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[getbig27]

hey triguy and asia the invincible---my precontest "supplements" will be fina(transdermal), oral mas(methyldht), igf-1 R3long. how long should i stop before my show date so nothing shows up?

the organization i compete in test for t/e ratio and substance however i doubt anyone is testing for tren, igf-1 or methyldht. that being said my main concern would be one of these products raising my t/e ratio wayyy above normal. what do you guys think?

 

[Asia the Invincible]

none of those things will raise your T/E ratio.
But they will probably test for it.

 

[Hbone]

Unless they are charging more than $200 the will not be doing a drug screen. Promoters are in this as a bussiness and would lose money. Poly test, Ben gay under the arm pits, or place a thumb tack in your shoe.

Most epti to test ratios allow up to 13:1 this is easy to beat by adding epitestosterone in the proper ratio to injection. As far as other drugs go, the best answer is dilution, lots and lots of water. You can beat the Ph test by drinking cranberry juice the night before.

 

[triguy]

I believe olympics allow a T/E of 6:1 . Your gonna have to get your blood done on cycle then do it again without the fina in your system. (they will probably test for trenbolone and not that custom oral methyl dht, if its chinaman's then make sure it is methyldht and not a high dose of proviron).



Seeing your t/e ratio while on an off fina will allow you to know your t/e ratio's. Just keep all supplements the same during tests, OTC or not. do some research an see how long it would take for transdermal fina to clear the body TOTALLY. that guy is right about test decting minute amounts. Trust me use INDERAL, it works! this i swear by. hit me back an let me know how it worked for ya.

 

[ArnoldColeman]

what is your drug of choice?

well as of now im on a sust, eq, and dbol cycle.....the contest is in april, and i plan to do a winny test and fina cyle in feb.....i know im running it really close, but its a competition for my university, and not a high rollin show....so i dont think there gonna be very serious about it, although i do pay $30,000 a year to go to school here, so u never know.....

 

[Hbone]

Damn bro you at Harvard. They may do the testing in house if they have the facilities. If so dump the EQ. evrything else should be fine if you plan properly.

 

[ArnoldColeman]

Damn bro you at Harvard. They may do the testing in house if they have the facilities. If so dump the EQ. evrything else should be fine if you plan properly.

shit...i wish i was there......well hopefully all will workout, thanks for all the help bros....any other input would still be much appreciated!!!!