how do i make my voice heard

[deco]

i feel like i got charisma that dwarfs that of fucking hitlers!
Should i pick up politics? people fucking worship me

 

[pbhardbody]

people worship bloated cardio-aholics? id worship that ass in your avatar

 

[mrplunkey]

Start as a community organizer.

Then associate yourself with progressive authors, educators, ministers and land developers.

Then tie into as many shady political relationships as you possibly can.

Then become a state-level politician and vote "present" on as many issues as you can. Don't take any firm positions.

Then fall into a Senate seat and once again dodge taking as many positions as you possibly can.

Then give a great talk at a national convention.

Then promise hope and change.

And then you're done. I now expect a high-paid, cushy political position. Thanks!

 

[mustang_00]

if you wanna be heard, open your mouth!!

 

[ceo]

...then prepare for a life of mediocrity.