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About sperm...f**k it! I don't care about that. I DON'T need to get my wife pregnant. But all I want to do is paint her, the walls, the bed you name it with my ejaculate. How do I increase it???? BTW...will marijuana use bring my ejaculate down?
How do I increase my ejaculate volume?
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HumanShell
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After you cum, you need to eat it. Each time you cum, you get the new and the old.
tuc biscuit
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there are plenty of threads here on just that, have a look through all the old pages.
obiwan9962
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lolHumanShell said:
as funny as your avatar
Carth said:
Fold your cock in half like you would a garden hose to stop the pressure when you're just about to nut. When you can't handle the pain any longer, straighten that puppy out and aim right at her. You should now be firing man juice all over the place like an open fire hydrant in Harlem during a heat wave.
Good luck...
obiwan9962
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Re: Re: How do I increase my ejaculate volume?
lol
Romo17 said:
lol
sweetnes11
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I don't think you are going to get a good answer in here , you might want to talk to your doc
obiwan9962
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do a search
this subjects been previously discussed
if those idea don't work
twice a day masturbate
!do not cum!
in a week you should have enough to drown your wife
this subjects been previously discussed
if those idea don't work
twice a day masturbate
!do not cum!
in a week you should have enough to drown your wife
LMFAO 
Ya'll funny as hell!!! But come on! I asked a legit question..I deserve a legit answer.
Ya'll funny as hell!!! But come on! I asked a legit question..I deserve a legit answer.
obiwan9962
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do a search bro
all the time you wasted here you would have found it already
all the time you wasted here you would have found it already
obiwan9962
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masturbate thinking of gymgurlobiwan9962 said:
gg
sweetnes11
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like i said don't do what they say ..they all sound painfull to me,
and I am not even a male lol
You guys are all a little mean and insane , but thats what I like in people !!
and I am not even a male lol
You guys are all a little mean and insane , but thats what I like in people !!
obiwan9962
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sweetnes11 said:
dearheart,
what is painful about masturbating?
obiwan9962
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Romo17 said:
lol takes you an hour????
sweetnes11
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Romo17 said:
And you originally thought I was sweet and romantic.
ha
I was under that impression, but Dammm telling a dude to fold his cock, Man thats not right , is it? I don't even think that is possible is it?
sweetnes11
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obiwan9962 said:
Not that one, that would make it less wouldn't it? I know if hubby hasn't cum in a while he is loaded
I was talking about folding it
obiwan9962
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yep
sweetnes11
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and this one I think would hurt too
You need to squeeze your nuts as hard as possible to push every last drop out. You'd be suprised at how much still lingers in there. When you're ready to plaster your wife, have her give them a good hard squeeze. You'll both be pleasantly suprised.
You need to squeeze your nuts as hard as possible to push every last drop out. You'd be suprised at how much still lingers in there. When you're ready to plaster your wife, have her give them a good hard squeeze. You'll both be pleasantly suprised.
Here my natural recepie for thicker and bigger load. My girlfriend won't swallow it because it so stickky and the volume sometimes make her choke.
Eat 3 time a day a banana + some yogurt (pinnacolada or cocomut flavored) + 3 protein shakes a day. No rancid meat like baloneys and no sea food unless you wanna make her trow off on you. In a week you'll see the difference.
Eat 3 time a day a banana + some yogurt (pinnacolada or cocomut flavored) + 3 protein shakes a day. No rancid meat like baloneys and no sea food unless you wanna make her trow off on you. In a week you'll see the difference.
sweetnes11
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Just a question : why do you want to have a lot? does it make a difference in the feel?
obiwan9962
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sweetnes11 said:
it's a guy thing
i still don't understand why either
lol
and i am a guy
sweetnes11
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I think that the more there is the more mess to clean up, and if i am giving a bj, to much and I can't swallow it all.
Just an observation , don't drink a lot of coffee if you like bj's it makes the taste biter,
I also read that if you eat anm apple in the morning it will be sweeter,
Just an observation , don't drink a lot of coffee if you like bj's it makes the taste biter,
I also read that if you eat anm apple in the morning it will be sweeter,
obiwan9962
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sweetnes11 said:
k
well i will have an apple in the morning and you can let me know later
and i hate coffee
sh4dowf4lcon
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tongat ali search google for this stuff , herbs, free test, size and shot enhancer allegedly
More load means better, longer lasting orgasm! And most women...ok some...like to be showered with cum. Some like on their face, some on the boobs and others love it on their asses! Most women are impressed when men shoot loads of cum!
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obiwan9962
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lol
sweetnes11
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well I guess if it feels better than go for it. I like under the Sheets, I Have been learning so much. I didn't say I didn't like it all over me, Its good for the skin. It would depend on where we are at.example : your inlaws house for a visit , camping with no running water ,ect. places you can't clean up easy.
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Romo17 said:
<cough cough> Gymgurl <cough cough>
Actually, I believe Gymgurl said she likes the way it feels when it drips out of her ass, after a man cums in it. That post got some replies. LoL
sweetnes11
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No comment on that one
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My first encounter with tongkat ali was in the second half of the 90s in Singapore, or rather in Johor Bahru, the Malaysian city across the causeway from Singapore. Singaporean men go there for weekend fun with Malaysian girls. Tongkat ali powder was (and is) sold at many malls in Johor Bahru, usually in recycled jam jars containing 100 gram. It's a coarsely ground root powder that is consumed in warm water.
When I first tried it, the Johor Bahru tongkat ali did seem to support sexual function, but it was nothing dramatic. As recommended by the vendor from whom I bought the stuff, I used about a teaspoon full twice a day in warm water.
I then gave up on tongkat ali for about two years, turning my attention to yohimbe. Yohimbe, of course, is much more pronounced in its effects than tongkat ali. Until now I am of this opinion, even though I have become a longtime user of tongkat ali, and I am no longer using yohimbe.
Yohimbe is just too heavy a tool. Sure, yohimbe is unrivalled in causing involuntary erections upon slight sexual (mental) stimulation. But the pleasure on yohimbe comes at a price: tachycardia (speedy heartbeat) for hours, diarrhea, sleeplessness for at least 20 hours after the ingestion of yohimbe (which, if taken mid-day can add up to 30 hours without sleep), a bad next day. And then, with regular use of yohimbe, orgasms tend to become a disappointment. Or rather, there are not in line with the erection quality. With regular use of yohimbe, orgasms just lose explosiveness. After a very high plateau phase, orgasm isn't as thrilling as a bungee jump. Rather a climb down on stairs.
After yohimbe, dopaminergics like cabergoline became my favorites. Dopaminergics work on libido, not on penile vascular parameters. I therefore always combined dopaminergics with Viagra. The effect of dopaminergics is to cause a much-prolonged excitatory phase, on which one can get lost for up to half an hour.
But there is one great letdown with dopaminergics. Their effect cannot be repeated indefinitely. The body just gets so used to specific dopaminergics that one needs an elaborate strategy to get the best out of them.
I still tested other substances, too. Growth hormone injections, for example. These were really expensive, and I blew a few thousand dollars on them. I have never had a definite pro-sexual effect, and I am not into taking medications for touted general health benefits that are supposed to set in only after a while. If I don't have a specific illness to treat, I take medications only to support sexual function and pleasure. Period. So I stopped growth hormone injections. After the growth hormone, I gave a brief try to another tongkat ali product: capsules of the Long Jack brand sold in the US by some people who import them from Malaysia. I couldn't feel anything.
So, why am I now using tongkat ali instead of dopaminergics (still in combination with Viagra)?
Scientific articles brought me back on track, mainly the research of Professor Ang on tongkat ali's testosterone-enhancing properties. Professor Ang's studies were done not with the tongkat ali powder sold in Johore Baru, and not with Long Jack pills, but with an extract prepared at a university research laboratory.
The medium of extraction is plain water. Water-soluble constituents of tongkat ali root make up just about 2 percent. The rest of the root is primarily cellulose. Local men in Malaysia and Indonesia traditionally boil some chipped root for up to an hour to extract the water-soluble parts. To extract the active ingredients, at least 10 liters of water are needed per kilogram of root chips.
Due to my age (beyond 50), I normally am a "dribbling only" rather than a "shooting" ejaculator. I used to shoot when I was younger. But for many years now, it has just been dribbling. Not that I wouldn't get proper pleasure from orgasms. I sure do. But ejaculations lack power. And, based on the feedback I have receiving on the many sexual-enhancement domains that I run, I assume that I share the fate of most men at my age. Yohimbe does nothing to make ejaculations more powerful. Nor does Viagra. Actually, on Viagra alone, my ejaculations seem even weaker than they are when entirely sober.
On the other hand, dopaminergics can provide for powerful ejaculations. But for ejaculations, dopaminergics are a short-term solution. On most dopaminergics, ejaculatory support wanes after just two or three usages (while the libido support lasts for at least ten times as many applications).
As ejaculatory function has been the most difficult to enhance over many years, I was, of course, quite pleasantly surprised when I found out that on 1 gram of 1:50 tongkat ali extract obtained from Sumatra Pasak Bumi, I was able to produce shooting ejaculations. This, I consider quite an achievement.
Mind you: I didn't have this effect from the Johor Bahru tongkat ali powder, or the Long Jack pills.
It's quite obvious why I didn't have the effect from the Johor Bahru root powder. After all, 1 gram of 1:50 extract is the equivalent of 50 gram of root powder. The root powder is very light, just about 6 gram per full tablespoon. So, for the amount of tongkat ali active ingredients of 1 gram 1:50 extract, I would have had to consume about 8 full tablespoons of tongkat ali root powder.
I still use Viagra with tongkat ali. Tongkat ali provides a hormonal boost, not a vascular one. While testosterone does play a minor role in facilitating penile expansion, erections really primarily are a vascular affair. And for penile blood flow control, Viagra is unrivalled.
But I don't have good sex on Viagra alone. It impedes orgasm and ejaculation, and is totally neutral with regard to libido.
Tongkat ali and Viagra seems to be an ideal combination: Viagra for the plumbing, and tongkat ali for libido and ejaculation (both of which are matters of wiring).
When I first tried it, the Johor Bahru tongkat ali did seem to support sexual function, but it was nothing dramatic. As recommended by the vendor from whom I bought the stuff, I used about a teaspoon full twice a day in warm water.
I then gave up on tongkat ali for about two years, turning my attention to yohimbe. Yohimbe, of course, is much more pronounced in its effects than tongkat ali. Until now I am of this opinion, even though I have become a longtime user of tongkat ali, and I am no longer using yohimbe.
Yohimbe is just too heavy a tool. Sure, yohimbe is unrivalled in causing involuntary erections upon slight sexual (mental) stimulation. But the pleasure on yohimbe comes at a price: tachycardia (speedy heartbeat) for hours, diarrhea, sleeplessness for at least 20 hours after the ingestion of yohimbe (which, if taken mid-day can add up to 30 hours without sleep), a bad next day. And then, with regular use of yohimbe, orgasms tend to become a disappointment. Or rather, there are not in line with the erection quality. With regular use of yohimbe, orgasms just lose explosiveness. After a very high plateau phase, orgasm isn't as thrilling as a bungee jump. Rather a climb down on stairs.
After yohimbe, dopaminergics like cabergoline became my favorites. Dopaminergics work on libido, not on penile vascular parameters. I therefore always combined dopaminergics with Viagra. The effect of dopaminergics is to cause a much-prolonged excitatory phase, on which one can get lost for up to half an hour.
But there is one great letdown with dopaminergics. Their effect cannot be repeated indefinitely. The body just gets so used to specific dopaminergics that one needs an elaborate strategy to get the best out of them.
I still tested other substances, too. Growth hormone injections, for example. These were really expensive, and I blew a few thousand dollars on them. I have never had a definite pro-sexual effect, and I am not into taking medications for touted general health benefits that are supposed to set in only after a while. If I don't have a specific illness to treat, I take medications only to support sexual function and pleasure. Period. So I stopped growth hormone injections. After the growth hormone, I gave a brief try to another tongkat ali product: capsules of the Long Jack brand sold in the US by some people who import them from Malaysia. I couldn't feel anything.
So, why am I now using tongkat ali instead of dopaminergics (still in combination with Viagra)?
Scientific articles brought me back on track, mainly the research of Professor Ang on tongkat ali's testosterone-enhancing properties. Professor Ang's studies were done not with the tongkat ali powder sold in Johore Baru, and not with Long Jack pills, but with an extract prepared at a university research laboratory.
The medium of extraction is plain water. Water-soluble constituents of tongkat ali root make up just about 2 percent. The rest of the root is primarily cellulose. Local men in Malaysia and Indonesia traditionally boil some chipped root for up to an hour to extract the water-soluble parts. To extract the active ingredients, at least 10 liters of water are needed per kilogram of root chips.
Due to my age (beyond 50), I normally am a "dribbling only" rather than a "shooting" ejaculator. I used to shoot when I was younger. But for many years now, it has just been dribbling. Not that I wouldn't get proper pleasure from orgasms. I sure do. But ejaculations lack power. And, based on the feedback I have receiving on the many sexual-enhancement domains that I run, I assume that I share the fate of most men at my age. Yohimbe does nothing to make ejaculations more powerful. Nor does Viagra. Actually, on Viagra alone, my ejaculations seem even weaker than they are when entirely sober.
On the other hand, dopaminergics can provide for powerful ejaculations. But for ejaculations, dopaminergics are a short-term solution. On most dopaminergics, ejaculatory support wanes after just two or three usages (while the libido support lasts for at least ten times as many applications).
As ejaculatory function has been the most difficult to enhance over many years, I was, of course, quite pleasantly surprised when I found out that on 1 gram of 1:50 tongkat ali extract obtained from Sumatra Pasak Bumi, I was able to produce shooting ejaculations. This, I consider quite an achievement.
Mind you: I didn't have this effect from the Johor Bahru tongkat ali powder, or the Long Jack pills.
It's quite obvious why I didn't have the effect from the Johor Bahru root powder. After all, 1 gram of 1:50 extract is the equivalent of 50 gram of root powder. The root powder is very light, just about 6 gram per full tablespoon. So, for the amount of tongkat ali active ingredients of 1 gram 1:50 extract, I would have had to consume about 8 full tablespoons of tongkat ali root powder.
I still use Viagra with tongkat ali. Tongkat ali provides a hormonal boost, not a vascular one. While testosterone does play a minor role in facilitating penile expansion, erections really primarily are a vascular affair. And for penile blood flow control, Viagra is unrivalled.
But I don't have good sex on Viagra alone. It impedes orgasm and ejaculation, and is totally neutral with regard to libido.
Tongkat ali and Viagra seems to be an ideal combination: Viagra for the plumbing, and tongkat ali for libido and ejaculation (both of which are matters of wiring).
