How do I hint this as nicely as possible.......

[NJjuice22]

This girl I met (met as in gave her the salsiccia) on tuesday wants me to come out with her and her friends. I dont really want to go and hang out with them but I would love to go to her house again and hit skins all night......I would normally say something like "the weather is crappy lets just watch a dvd at yo crizzib" ...but I used the "lets go watch a dvd" on tuesday to get her back to her place after the bar.

 

[blueta2]

whore

 

[NJjuice22]

whore

i just recently cut off all of the people (my ex and another girl i was dating) that were causing me stress and drama. With this new feeling of liberation I just want to go out there and lay the pipe as much as possible for a bit.

 

[jackangel]

does she have a VCR? substitute VHS for DVD, totally new ball game.

 

[the_clockwork]

y don't you sacrifice nad go out then slap skins?

or do what jackangel says.. i see it working

 

[NJjuice22]

even though i was somewhat in a drunken stooper I think I remember seeing a vcr/dvd combo system at her apartment!!!


wooot

 

[alien amp pharm]

Go out with her and her friends

Have a buddy call you 15 minutes into it

Act as if it's an emergency

Tell her you have to leave but would love to hang out later (i.e. her house)

Problem solved

 

[bw1]

Go out with her and her friends

Have a buddy call you 15 minutes into it

Act as if it's an emergency

Tell her you have to leave but would love to hang out later (i.e. her house)

Problem solved

lolololololol

 

[all the whey]

i just recently cut off all of the people (my ex and another girl i was dating) that were causing me stress and drama. With this new feeling of liberation I just want to go out there and lay the pipe as much as possible for a bit.

Can you tell her you are busy and will show up later? Then, you don't have to hang with her friends all night. But, you get there in time to take her home.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Can you tell her you are busy and will show up later? Then, you don't have to hang with her friends all night. But, you get there in time to take her home.

^^good plan also

 

[NJjuice22]

Go out with her and her friends

Have a buddy call you 15 minutes into it

Act as if it's an emergency

Tell her you have to leave but would love to hang out later (i.e. her house)

Problem solved

that would require some fanagaling transportation wise..i def aint paying for a taxi there, then a taxi home, then a taxi back to her place. (remember i cant drive for another 2 months)...i much rather her cancel with her friends, come pick me up and us bone....then her drive me home.

total cost = 0 dollars.

 

[NJjuice22]

Can you tell her you are busy and will show up later? Then, you don't have to hang with her friends all night. But, you get there in time to take her home.

that would require me staying up and waiting..not happening. I would wind up just rubbin one out and falling asleep instead.

 

[NJjuice22]

haha..check out the text messages


her : my girl doesnt want to go out 2nite so I was either going to stop by (the lounge, with me) or if the weather is still nasty just lay low (lay low = her place )


me : hmmm, let me think. I am down to lay low if you like. We could always finish our movie we started .

her :we'll never get through that movie (of course we wont )
. but thats fine. let me know

 

[all the whey]

haha..check out the text messages


her : my girl doesnt want to go out 2nite so I was either going to stop by (the lounge, with me) or if the weather is still nasty just lay low (lay low = her place )


me : hmmm, let me think. I am down to lay low if you like. We could always finish our movie we started .

her :we'll never get through that movie (of course we wont )
. but thats fine. let me know

Nice!

 

[vixensghost]

This thread reminds me of that T-Mobile commerical, or some shit commerical sellin phones, where the kid calls his chubby brother at home and asks for pick up lines. Turns out the brother's advice is shit cuz the chick throws water in his face at the end of the commerical.

 

[blueta2]

that would require some fanagaling transportation wise..i def aint paying for a taxi there, then a taxi home, then a taxi back to her place. (remember i cant drive for another 2 months)...i much rather her cancel with her friends, come pick me up and us bone....then her drive me home.

total cost = 0 dollars.

oh, so you're cheap and a whore. You sound like a catch!
I bet if you just tell her this, she will be all over it

;-)

Easy, tell her you just want to come over. The truth is always the best!
hence why I called you a cheap whore

 

[stilleto]

tell her you'd really just like to be considered her personal whore to use and abuse.

problem solved.

 

[NJjuice22]

heeee heee heee.


i gotta admit i get off at perturbing the women on elite.

 

[NJjuice22]

tell her you'd really just like to be considered her personal whore to use and abuse.

problem solved.

does that really work? i think I have a t-shirt that says something similar.

 

[stilleto]

does that really work? i think I have a t-shirt that says something similar.

sure, it works.

 

[blueta2]

haha..check out the text messages


her : my girl doesnt want to go out 2nite so I was either going to stop by (the lounge, with me) or if the weather is still nasty just lay low (lay low = her place )


me : hmmm, let me think. I am down to lay low if you like. We could always finish our movie we started .

her :we'll never get through that movie (of course we wont )
. but thats fine. let me know

me: by the way, I'm a cheap whore

fixed

 

[NJjuice22]

fixed

hahha . good one.

 

[jackangel]

you cheap who...doh! i'm too late.

 

[beefcake28]

oh, so you're cheap and a whore. You sound like a catch!
I bet if you just tell her this, she will be all over it

;-)

Easy, tell her you just want to come over. The truth is always the best!
hence why I called you a cheap whore

So, being a cheap whore is worse than being an expensive whore? Maybe he should make her pay for dinner, and going out, before going home to slap skins, like sooooo many women do, instead?? Would that make it better?


Just sayin'...

 

[NJjuice22]

So, being a cheap whore is worse than being an expensive whore? Maybe he should make her pay for dinner, and going out, before going home to slap skins, like sooooo many women do, instead?? Would that make it better?


Just sayin'...

true!!! score 1 for the bros tonight! i'm doing this for all the guys who get suckered into wining and dining broads and dont get any action.

 

[blueta2]

So, being a cheap whore is worse than being an expensive whore? Maybe he should make her pay for dinner, and going out, before going home to slap skins, like sooooo many women do, instead?? Would that make it better?


Just sayin'...

ekkkkkkk you're so serious! You don't like da woman?

I was joking, chill Beefie ;-)

 

[beefcake28]

ekkkkkkk you're so serious! You don't like da woman?

I was joking, chill Beefie ;-)

lmao!! I'm just messin' with ya back... I loooooove wimmins.

 

[NJjuice22]

bro's 1
ho's 0

 

[rudeboyja]

This girl I met (met as in gave her the salsiccia) on tuesday wants me to come out with her and her friends. I dont really want to go and hang out with them but I would love to go to her house again and hit skins all night......I would normally say something like "the weather is crappy lets just watch a dvd at yo crizzib" ...but I used the "lets go watch a dvd" on tuesday to get her back to her place after the bar.

"nope, i'm not down for that". "Besides I want you alone so I can have you all to myself".

Can't tell you how many times I have used that...

 

[sawastea]

30 posts in and there aren't any fucking pictures.

J, whats up?!? Post this broad up

 

[i-Supplements]

This girl I met (met as in gave her the salsiccia) on tuesday wants me to come out with her and her friends. I dont really want to go and hang out with them but I would love to go to her house again and hit skins all night......I would normally say something like "the weather is crappy lets just watch a dvd at yo crizzib" ...but I used the "lets go watch a dvd" on tuesday to get her back to her place after the bar.

Just tell her you want to hit that ass again. Honesty is always the best policy. I hate fucking beating around the bush and playing games. Just tell her how hot that ass was the other night and you can't wait to get up all in that shit again! ...or you could go spend a lot of cash on a some useless drinks in hopes of getting back to her place. Fuck I'm glad I'm not single.

 

[txbondsman]

just tell her, "I haven't enjoyed a womans company like you did hers the other night in a long time." Also, "I don't mean to seem selfish, but you'ld really rather not share her for very long", "would it be alright if we made an appearance to not be rude, but left after a short while?" " You were really looking forward to spending time alone, yada, yada, yada...."
She was probably diggin gettin laid as much as you were, but she doesn't want to look as if she just wants to fuck. Give her an out!

Kids! sheesh.........

 

[heatherrae]

man, that chick must really need the sausage if she is willing to go pick your ass up and take you home.

Screw that noise!

 

[SpyWizard]

tell her you'd really just like to be considered her personal whore to use and abuse.

problem solved.

and you aren't interested in making her jealous by having her friends hit on you..

you are looking for something a little more meaningful..

just don't tell her you love her..

 

[habitualhealth]

does she have a VCR? substitute VHS for DVD, totally new ball game.

lmao.


ur my kind of man. i bet you'd even break out the 8 track for another round with me wouldn't ya?

 

[jerkbox]

glad it all worked out Enrique.

 

[heavy_duty]

Can you tell her the truth?

This girl I met (met as in gave her the salsiccia) on tuesday wants me to come out with her and her friends. I dont really want to go and hang out with them but I would love to go to her house again and hit skins all night......I would normally say something like "the weather is crappy lets just watch a dvd at yo crizzib" ...but I used the "lets go watch a dvd" on tuesday to get her back to her place after the bar.

 

[i-Supplements]

man, that chick must really need the sausage if she is willing to go pick your ass up and take you home.

Screw that noise!

I like the way you think.

What part of Ky are you located? I have family located throughout KY.

 

[NJjuice22]

man, that chick must really need the sausage if she is willing to go pick your ass up and take you home.

Screw that noise!

if you saw the way i put it on her. you would be beggin just like the rest. Everyone has that one thing they were born good at and for me its fucking. straight up. plus im fuckin gifted if you catch my drift.

 

[NJjuice22]

30 posts in and there aren't any fucking pictures.

J, whats up?!? Post this broad up

she aint nuttin to brag about..body is dope. face is ugh...descent.