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Paulos

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Me and this girl I've known for a month have decided to get married, I'm looking for the most inexpensive method of doing so, like a Drive-Thru wedding chappel, do they have those in the Bay Area or what?
 
Paulos said:
Me and this girl I've known for a month have decided to get married, I'm looking for the most inexpensive method of doing so, like a Drive-Thru wedding chappel, do they have those in the Bay Area or what?
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find a boat captain, it can be a shrimpboat or tugboat for example, there should be one down on the warf and just bring a 12-pack with you. he'll do it for free.
 
Courthouse...

B True
 
umm heres a few questions. why get married? what does marriage mean to you? why do you feel the need to hurry this? especially with someone you've only know a short while
 
big_bad_buff said:
umm heres a few questions. why get married? what does marriage mean to you? why do you feel the need to hurry this? especially with someone you've only know a short while
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Screw all that, it's gonna be sweet!
 
dude u ate ceebs like 2 months ago, give it a rest
 
Ceebs said:


Hey, I've always wanted to have a threesome.

Good luck to you, Paulos. :angel: If I wasn't 500 miles away, I'd ask if you guys wanted a ringbearer or catering.
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Your avatar is going to cause me to sleep with the lights on.
 
dude I know you like her and all but you make what $143.22 a week after taxes and live in rented room. How do you forsee a future together, you have no car, school ahead of you. Steriods as well, how will you hide your obession for the needle?

And you smoke like 2 packs a day,. and are practically in a gang. Jeez I know you were worried after having unprotected sex with her for a month strait, did you knock her up? :PM: me on this issue or call me off the boards.

And what about the issues you were having with your friends gay father?
 
Go to the courthouse, if she wants to wear a dress, but dont want to pay for it..do what my friend did, buy the dress at walmart...put the tags in the sleeves..wear it to the courthouse and get married.....then take the dress back and get ur money back. all under 100 bucks im sure...if i ever get married again....maybe thats what Ill do instead of spending 2000 and not staying married
 
Here's my 2 pennies. If I had to do it all over again, I would have put the $30,000 that I paid for my wedding into my house. I would have fixed up my huge yard and had the wedding in the yard. I'm totally serious. If not that, I would have gotten married in Vegas or on an Island. My husband and I just renewed our vows in Vegas. It was pretty nice and very cheap.


Best of luck!!! I hope the two of you have a very happy and wonderful life together!!! Cherish eachother and make sure that your marriage is the most important thing in your lives!
 
strangebrew said:
This is obviously fake, just like he went on the subway diet and ran over that puppy.
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When I get whatever official documents you get when you get married I will scan them.
 
DON'T DO IT!!! DON'T DO IT!!! look what happened to me!!!!!!

I have no life, my wife hasn't let me out of the house in months....
don't let her take your balls away!!!!!!! you'll never get them back!!!!!
 
is this girl well off?

that has to be it. you've found a fat lonely girl that will take care of you and support your steroid addiction while you go to school
 
Courthouse
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Cost me $36 – 6 years ago. The money I didn’t spend furnished my new house.

My Ex-GF spent 50G's and she just decided that she doesn't think it's going to last. I would choke her to death if I were him. Oh yea, this is the same chick that was sniffing around from another post I made.

You are about to make the worst decision of your life. Good luck.
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Ditto. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
 
Paulos said:
Me and this girl I've known for a month have decided to get married, I'm looking for the most inexpensive method of doing so, like a Drive-Thru wedding chappel, do they have those in the Bay Area or what?
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Let me be the 1st to congradulate you, you get one vagina for the rest of you life...congradulations.
 
I think that is sweet.....was it love at first sight??
Hey everyone...doesn't matter if you know them 2 mo or 20 years...odds are still against ya :) Good Luck!!!!
 
NorthNPrincess said:
I think that is sweet.....was it love at first sight??
Hey everyone...doesn't matter if you know them 2 mo or 20 years...odds are still against ya :) Good Luck!!!!
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I don't think it's so much that it's sweet, rather that the chick probably swallows.
 
Every license you will ever get in your life will expire....except a marriage license. :)

I think the justice of the peace is the cheapest way to go, or Vegas. Good luck.
 
Paulos said:
Alright change of plans, not getting married. False alarm.
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LOL!!! No glove---no love. Make that your motto.
 
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