How do I become a campus model?

[Jae]

Lets hear it.

 

[Code]

How do you plan on wearing the entire campus?

 

[frorider6]

I don't want to be a campus model. They're all just a bunch of stuck up jerks!

Come hang out with me and my friends. We all wear black Marylin Manson shirts, black pants and black boots. We're all individuals.

 

[HappyScrappy]

this has be discussed many times here.
if I recall correctly, for the most part, you may desire the role, but you can't have it. you also may not touch it. no... seriously, stop touching it.
you need hair gel. ego. fashionable clothes. you need to go to all the best clubs in NYC. wifebeaters are meant to be ribbed and tight. did I mention hair gel?
there is much more - but no sense worrying about it, because the chances are, you can never be one. there are the few, the proud, the campus models.

 

[Code]

Hair gel and a full wallet.

Because ribbed wifebeaters don't buy themselves.


Oh, be prepared to suck the cock of a lot of photographers....look at happy, he IS a campus model and he's still gagging back a cock.

 

[Jae]

Come on guys,.. I have already stolen my Prada boots.

 

[HappyScrappy]

just because I gag back cock doesn't mean I'm a campus model.
we all have our dreams, yet we cannot all bring them to fruition.

and stealing is not something a true campus model would ever do, since there is no need.
they show off their wealth and beauty at every chance - it is far better to have the receipt for said Prada boots than it is to have stolen them.

if you truly want to become a campus model, the first step is that you will in fact need to be on a campus. enroll at any college you can get into, and that is your starting point, your springboard so to speak. the rest will come as the chips may fall. just dress your best and strive for perfection everyday. it is not something that you can look for, rather it will find you if you are truly worthy of the campus model title.

 

[Code]

But on a serious note:

The mere fact that you're asking on the internet might exclude you from ever being considered anything resembling a fashion model.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Buy this entire line of underwear

http://www.underhim.com/product.asp?category=Boxers

 

[the nature boy]

I'm not sure if I'm cool enough to pull off wearing that underwear. I'll stick with my usual fig leaf.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I bet you could pull off these...

 

[the nature boy]

I don't always know how women are going to react but I know if I were to disrobe in front of a woman wearing that..... well, I'd expect to get thrown out. And if I didn't get thrown out I would seriously consider throwing myself out.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I think my reaction would be a mixture of laughing and pointing with a that's so fucking gross thrown in.

 

[the nature boy]

I have a very reliable source that says Pink Space Biscuit DEMANDS that all of her men wear this.

She is obviously a women with very discerning taste.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Eww, I want to know why YOU were even searching for something that horrid.

 

[Mdguy]

A campus model is not made, it's born...either you have 'it' or you don't

 

[sigweed]

you gotta love the cock so much you can feel it at all times.

haha jk... nah man dress well, try and look your best, and find out as much as you can on it. try talking to someone you know who's a campus model and listen to them

but ya gotta love the cock.
HURTBAG!

 

[the nature boy]

Eww, I want to know why YOU were even searching for something that horrid.

uhh, a friend sent it to me. *looks around and laughs nervously*