Well.......
---Long ago, during the times of the Incas a secret sect was joined by the people of a far off island and the big people who came from the sky. The big people brought long Iron bars and discs of steel and gave them to the stringy little people of the island because they felt sorry for them.
.....as the century's past and intergalactic airlines started to declare bankruptcy, the aliens decided to stop visiting personally and just communicate via internet. This tradition was mostly started because it was cheap and they were on the internet looking at porn anyway. These folks begat other folks etc.
...and those are now our mods.
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**CAUTION** some of this information may have been taken from a bodybuilding "magazine" and may be about as true and useful as all the other columns in the magazine.