How corrupt are you?

[slat1]

Post your score!

http://thebigfly.tripod.com/corruptiontest/index.htm

 

[Mr. Black]

Post your score!

http://thebigfly.tripod.com/corruptiontest/index.htm

185

 

[The Shadow]

69


Lol

 

[slat1]

I must have done it wrong... 277

 

[Seashell]

119

What is WITH the eyeball-licking questions on these type of tests.. ?

 

[KillahBee]

235

I took this at work a few years ago too.

These 2 pretty much sum up my sex life:

Ever paid for sex?
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?

 

[slat1]

*Let me add to that. No gay stuff. No relatives. No abortions. No virgins and I don't drink that much. I may have forgetten a thing or two...

 

[slat1]

235

I took this at work a few years ago too.

These 2 pretty much sum up my sex life:

Ever paid for sex?
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?

LOL.. you sick bastard!

 

[SoKlueles]

63 i need to get out more

 

[KillahBee]

LOL.. you sick bastard!

I figured most people that went to college would be able to match my score. It would have been higher if I still drank more than once a month or two.

PS - licking eyeballs, same sex contact and incest were all a big NO

 

[nycgirl]

87

 

[slat1]

Any girl that scores over 100 get a free date with me

 

[Lee]

99, how boring. i got some catchin up to do.

 

[KillahBee]

jesus, you people are making me look like Satan.

 

[SoKlueles]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
and i thought i was worldly....but believe it or not.....i have never had sex with a relative......or done recreational drugs......well i smoked pot twice last summer......but thats it

 

[Lady Viking]

100
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

 

[big4life]

130

 

[nycgirl]

jesus, you people are making me look like Satan.

Did you do all of that in NYC?

 

[silverfish]

213. and very pround of that.

 

[KillahBee]

Did you do all of that in NYC?

lol - nope. Most of it on Baltimore. Sprinkled some in Jersey, dropped a little on CT, a lot in RI, NY.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

114

 

[jackangel]

77

test is thoroughly incomplete, though.

btw, seashell, please PM me your answers.

please.

 

[slat1]

I'm old.. that would explain my score...

 

[Seashell]

77

test is thoroughly incomplete, though.

btw, seashell, please PM me your answers.

please.

lol, no way.

77 yeah right.. I don't think I even believe you.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I must have done it wrong... 277

I'm old.. that would explain my score...

HUSSY

 

[big4life]

119

What is WITH the eyeball-licking questions on these type of tests.. ?

Oh come on, you haven't ever licked someones eyeball?

What kind of freaks are they raising in Canada?

 

[Seashell]

Oh come on, you haven't ever licked someones eyeball?

What kind of freaks are they raising in Canada?

lol! But seriously, do they mean with the eye opened? wtf.. that would hurt the lickee.. or at least feel uncomfortable. I can't see how that would be good in any way. I give it a thumbs down.

 

[big4life]

It would have to be with the eye open, otherwise it would be the eye lid, unless you have a fake eye that pops out.

 

[slat1]

lol! But seriously, do they mean with the eye opened? wtf.. that would hurt the lickee.. or at least feel uncomfortable. I can't see how that would be good in any way. I give it a thumbs down.

Done it! I actually have a picture of it about to occur. I was drunk with my ex. Someone was taking a picture and I went to lick her face and missed... Oooooooooops.

 

[gab9681]

185 here. I supposed that is about right. Although, for reference, many of these happened years ago and I am a different person now. Heh heh heh.

 

[nycgirl]

Done it! I actually have a picture of it about to occur. I was drunk with my ex. Someone was taking a picture and I went to lick her face and missed... Oooooooooops.

Something like that happened to me once. The guy wasn't making an attempt to like my eyeball. Went for something else and missed. That question wasn't on the test, so no need to continue.

 

[Becoming]

What is WITH the eyeball-licking questions on these type of tests.. ?

I don't know. I have done it lots of time and I don't see what the big deal is...

212

 

[superqt4u2nv]

119

How I less corupt then Shelly? Always the innocent looking one you got to worry about.

 

[Seashell]

How I less corupt then Shelly? Always the innocent looking one you got to worry about.

I find this quite puzzling myself...

Clearly you lied on the test.

 

[slat1]

Something like that happened to me once. The guy wasn't making an attempt to like my eyeball. Went for something else and missed. That question wasn't on the test, so no need to continue.

I do that on purpose!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I find this quite puzzling myself...

Clearly you lied on the test.

nice try I am trying to think of a question I said no to that you said yes to I am tempted to ask but I might get a fish for the first time in history So I will let it slide

 

[jackangel]

seashell has done some nasty stuff

she drinks the bongwater y0

 

[Scotsman]

61 wow I am a wuss.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[artrius]

omg... I am NOT that innocent... I swear..............

 

[Spanky11]

177.

 

[Scotsman]

nice try I am trying to think of a question I said no to that you said yes to I am tempted to ask but I might get a fish for the first time in history So I will let it slide

Can I video tape you two fish smacking each other. I'll split profis evenly with both of you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Seashell]

Can I video tape you two fish smacking each other. I'll split profis evenly with both of you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

You're the one in the middle Scots..

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You're the one in the middle Scots..

She means business watch your step Scotsman!

 

[Scotsman]

You're the one in the middle Scots..

Being beaten up by you and QT would be the closed I've come to getting any in years, so how's early-mid september work for your schedule

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Deterass]

170

 

[HumorMe]

54....I suck.

 

[big4life]

54....I suck.

Nah, you would have scored higher if you did.

 

[Deterass]

54....I suck.

54???

How old are you?

You need to get out more often.

 

[HumorMe]

54???

How old are you?

You need to get out more often.

Almost as old as my score.

I know.

 

[_Yossarian_]

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?


and Im a pretty well-behaved individual. Anyone scoring less than 100 should head straight to the bar, only stopping for an 8 ball and 2 hookers along the way.

 

[slat1]

54???

How old are you?

You need to get out more often.

One weekend hanging out with me and we will get that score over 200!
*I don't mean by doing gay stuff either.
**Bring along a hot relative for bonus points.. he he.

 

[gonelifting]

70

 

[SoKlueles]

54....I suck.

Omg someone that is lower than me
yayyyyyyyy
see i told u we were twins

 

[canadianhitman]

133

 

[lilsuperman]

SCORE: 152

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.

 

[seizer]

FUCK! Im only 88, i need to kill somebody right now and commit adultery and rape at the same time.

 

[slat1]

Hmmm... where are all the inherently bad people out there. I need a new sidekick

 

[deejay10]

Hmmm... where are all the inherently bad people out there. I need a new sidekick

I spent 5 and a half hours writing this test while I was on acid.....and right when it was about to give me my score....my computer monitor got up and walked away....

From what I remember I was around 231....

Not a lot to do in Canada, you've gotta make your own fun

 

[JayC9]

224...apparently I'm going burn in hell...tell me something I don't already know

 

[theoak01]

194 booyaaa

 

[lilred]

Any girl that scores over 100 get a free date with me

Oh shit! I am not telling my score.
How many points for bonus?

 

[showtime2004]

252. Does this mean that I'm a bad person?

 

[HumorMe]

Omg someone that is lower than me
yayyyyyyyy
see i told u we were twins

I couldn't even imagine what a date would be like if we dated. Would probably be spent at church.

 

[Spartacus]

at a funeral the other day a retarded kid had his pants fall down
he was just standin there and his white as hell bare ass was showin
his mother got them up fairly quickly
typically I don't laugh at the handicapped
but I did chuckle "inside"

 

[theoak01]

at a funeral the other day a retarded kid had his pants fall down
he was just standin there and his white as hell bare ass was showin
his mother got them up fairly quickly
typically I don't laugh at the handicapped
but I did chuckle "inside"

Im the worst with stuff like that,Id have been on the fucking floor.

one time in the grocery store with my mom some handicapped kid was flippin out a few isles over and I started making handiman talk back,with weird noises etc,Im such a prick

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

118.


However, I can think of a few write-ins that could be added to make the results more accurate and conclusive, but....

 

[Spartacus]

211

 

[danielson]

38

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

132. Damn.


Bluesman

 

[slat1]

38

How is a 38 possible?

 

[danielson]

How is a 38 possible?

lol, I think i could have got slightly higher were I completely literal but even then it was only in the 40-50's

Time to organise an orgy i guess

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol well...im living life to the fullest lol

 

[slat1]

Any girl that scores over 100 get a free date with me

One more thing.. I, obviously, put out on the first date!
*damn low self esteem

 

[WODIN]

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

 

[nycgirl]

One more thing.. I, obviously, put out on the first date!
*damn low self esteem

Will it be a "dinner" date? If so, can the girl get an appetizer and/or dessert? Or is it a "meet for drinks" date?

 

[Seashell]

lol well...im living life to the fullest lol

*cough* Your PM box is full..*cough*

 

[GoldenDelicious]

*cough* Your PM box is full..*cough*

*cough* I know and youre gorgeous *cough*

 

[slat1]

Will it be a "dinner" date? If so, can the girl get an appetizer and/or dessert? Or is it a "meet for drinks" date?

Hon.. I scored a 277. If I told you what I had planned the cops would already be here

 

[nycgirl]

Hon.. I scored a 277. If I told you what I had planned the cops would already be here

My score is 89, so it's probably way tooooo much for me.

 

[slat1]

My score is 89, so it's probably way tooooo much for me.

LIAR! You wouldn't have asked if you didn't really score over 100!

Do not be afraid.... Come to the dark side... It... is.... your... density. I mean destiny! Damnit I ruined the moment!

 

[Seashell]

*cough* I know and youre gorgeous *cough*

Why thank you, and please delete some messages..

 

[nycgirl]

LIAR! You wouldn't have asked if you didn't really score over 100!

Do not be afraid.... Come to the dark side... It... is.... your... density. I mean destiny! Damnit I ruined the moment!

I probably would have scored higher if the quiz had more questions (licked an eyeball! ). My tongue has been on other places, however, the quiz didn't go there. So, according to this quiz, I'm normal.

 

[deejay10]

at a funeral the other day a retarded kid had his pants fall down
he was just standin there and his white as hell bare ass was showin
his mother got them up fairly quickly
typically I don't laugh at the handicapped
but I did chuckle "inside"

I saw a kid have a seizure during a Christmas church service, it was two rows infront of me.....the whole service stopped and everything.....I never laughed so hard in my life...

....he was totally dancing out of tune to "Amazing Grace"

 

[slat1]

I probably would have scored higher if the quiz had more questions (licked an eyeball! ). My tongue has been on other places, however, the quiz didn't go there. So, according to this quiz, I'm normal.

Salad Tosser!

 

[nycgirl]

Salad Tosser!

Hush your mouth. Only a person that scored off the charts would say that. There are other regions and parts of the body that can be taken care of with the tongue.

 

[Mithrandir]

84--I have never been to a bar (20 and too lazy to get an ID)--but when I do I better hit 100

 

[slat1]

Hush your mouth. Only a person that scored off the charts would say that. There are other regions and parts of the body that can be taken care of with the tongue.

And where is the denail to the "salad tosser" accusation?
BTW.. I'm on the chart

 

[nycgirl]

And where is the denail to the "salad tosser" accusation?
BTW.. I'm on the chart

I'm not a salad tosser. I swear.




I'm saving that technique for marriage.

 

[slat1]

I'm not a salad tosser. I swear.




I'm saving that technique for marriage.

Not me. My Dr told me salad is good for you

 

[nycgirl]

Not me. My Dr told me salad is good for you

So, you're a freak. How do you we know you answered those questions truthfully?

 

[deejay10]

So, you're a freak. How do you we know you answered those questions truthfully?

In my neck of the woods, that sounds like a challenge.....

 

[slat1]

So, you're a freak. How do you we know you answered those questions truthfully?

Ha ha... spend a half hour with me on the weekend! You will be a believer!

 

[nycgirl]

Ha ha... spend a half hour with me on the weekend! You will be a believer!

So, you're a "quick" freak? With a score of 277, I expected at least 2 hours.

 

[TruBalla4Real]

u get a lot of points racked up if u have done hard drugs and sold them - that's at least 70-80 points right there on this test, that being said i only got a 98 i suck

 

[slat1]

So, you're a "quick" freak? With a score of 277, I expected at least 2 hours.

I'm out then

 

[manny78]

152