How cool would it be to switch genders???

[Boach]

I'd love to be a woman for just one day, just to see how those freaks think! I'd also love to experience sex as they have it--what with all this talk of multiple orgasms and all.

 

[HighIntensity]

welcome to the crying game

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Dear sir,

As of January 14th 2002, my associates and I are offering 'sex change for a day' packages for the low, low price of thirty three cents. The package is separated into 3 parts.

The first part consists of beating you unconscious with a crowbar, then strapping you to a piece of plywood that is bolted to the ground.

Part two sees your genitals being hacked off with a switchblade. Don't worry about the pain, heroin will be pumped directly into your heart to soothe the pain should you wake up from the earlier bludgeoning.

At last; the final stage of this procedure exposes the new you. Shortly after you notice the changes in your body, and how it feels to switch genders, you will be hobbled, slain, and thrown into a dumpster.

This and many more great savings on medical procedures can be booked by contacting:

[email protected]

 

[macDbol]

cool

 

[Boach]

Dear sir,

As of January 14th 2002, my associates and I are offering 'sex change for a day' packages for the low, low price of thirty three cents. The package is separated into 3 parts.

The first part consists of beating you unconscious with a crowbar, then strapping you to a piece of plywood that is bolted to the ground.

Part two sees your genitals being hacked off with a switchblade. Don't worry about the pain, heroin will be pumped directly into your heart to soothe the pain should you wake up from the earlier bludgeoning.

At last; the final stage of this procedure exposes the new you. Shortly after you notice the changes in your body, and how it feels to switch genders, you will be hobbled, slain, and thrown into a dumpster.

This and many more great savings on medical procedures can be booked by contacting:

[email protected]

Eat me out, bitch.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Eat me out, bitch.

A simple "no thanks" would have sufficed.

 

[Pamela]

I'd also love to experience sex as they have it--what with all this talk of multiple orgasms and all.

I grew up with 3 olders brothers... And I all ways wanted to be a boy too.
So you can say I was a Tom Boy.. So I was as close to a boy as I could be.

But now I enjoy being a women and I wouldn't change a thing....

 

[The Terminator]

You could not give me enough money to switch places even for a day. I feel sorry for the girls in the gym, malls, grocery stores...guys constantly hitting on you with lame pick up lines and shit. You have to be way more alert of your surroundings, and still then some sick fuck ends up stalking you....or worse.

 

[StillGreg]

Plumbing

I'd love to have all that girly girl plumbing to play with. I'd buy a pocket mirror, some toys, lots of batteries, porn, and never leave my house.

 

[Raina]

Thanks for that Terminator. I love being a woman but you're totally right about having to deal with a lot of BS and be aware of your surroundings. My personal pet peeve is people who flirt or generally make me uncomfy at the gym. I don't put on my sexiest clothes, fix my hair, and put on a ton of makeup to work out. When I'm there, I'm there to kick my ass not to try to hook up.

I think it would be nifty to be a man for a day but I enjoy my female body way too much to give it up for any period of time.

 

[danielson]

A simple "no thanks" would have sufficed.

boach what is it with you wanting objects in you?

 

[dballer]

That would suck ass...

 

[needleboy]

I'd love to be a woman for just one day, just to see how those freaks think! I'd also love to experience sex as they have it--what with all this talk of multiple orgasms and all.

Ummmm.................

sounds like latent homosexual tendancies to me.

 

[Taps]

I've said it before and I'll say it again -- I look killer in a set of heels and fishnets, and it would be great to wear 'em in public sometime.

 

[kronk]

I've said it before and I'll say it again -- I look killer in a set of heels and fishnets, and it would be great to wear 'em in public sometime.

OMG! Now that was some funny shit!!

 

[Citruscide]

I'm happy to be 100% male, 100% testosterone.

C

 

[Lucky]

If I switch to a woman I would get laid all I can and get pregnant
by three rich guys for the child support and invest so I would have
to work again. At least it sounds easy.

 

[huntmaster]

I'll Pass.

 

[mrbill]

no thanks...just the thought of some dude humping on me is enough to make me barf

 

[tarzan21]

no thanks...just the thought of some dude humping on me is enough to make me barf

i agree i dont even like the thought of it.

 

[Boach]

A simple "no thanks" would have sufficed.

That was a cool reply, but that still isn't going to get you in my pants.

 

[curling]

If I did it(which I don't think I would), I would definetely hit all the gay bars. That way I could come on to all the hot women like a bitch in heat without having any guys hit one me(them being fags and all) .