How come....

[Dial_tone]

public toilet seats have the slot in the front but home toilet seats are a solid ring? the perils of having too much free time.

 

[from zero]

Hmm. Intriguing.

 

[HumorMe]

I think it is because, you can actually use your foot to lift the seat while peeing and not get any on the seat. A sort of target practice.

 

[Gambino]

when you use "..." like in your thread title, you're only supposed to use 3 dots, unlike the 4 you have used. let's all try to be a bit smarter around here

Yours In Sport
Gambino

 

[coverguy]

things that make you go ... hmmm!

 

[FISHTALES]

co-ed its required for non home use, the health dept. requires we have that kind at our store.

 

[hardrock]

Good question

 

[jerkbox]

i actually lived somewhere that had one with a slot in the front......how ghetto is that?

 

[Scotsman]

Because it's like home penis jeopardy. The solid ring greatly increases the risk of crushing the little guy. While the public seat reduces this risk and the liability to said toilet owner.


And yes I completely whipped this answer out of my ass.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Sub-Zero]

co-ed its required for non home use, the health dept. requires we have that kind at our store.

so like u can piss over without pissing on the seat, but then girls sit down and theoretically if there happens to only be piss on that small section the girls are safe?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I piss outside most of the time

 

[wtlftr]

Yeah, I agree. So you canb piss standing up without lifting the seat and not leave driblits on the rim

 

[Pamela]

So the paper covers will fit!

 

[casualbb]

it's so lazy public bathroom schmucks don't piss on the seat

but at home you figure people overcome the apathy and raise the toilet seat because hey, you're just pissing on your own seat.

 

[DIVISION]

it's so lazy public bathroom schmucks don't piss on the seat

but at home you figure people overcome the apathy and raise the toilet seat because hey, you're just pissing on your own seat.

Apathy is right, I can't count the number of time I've gone in a public restroom and seen piss all over the fuckin' place.

I think you gotta look at it the same way whether you're pissin' at home or in public. Someone else is gonna have to clean that shit. DON"T PISS ON THE SEAT!!!!


DIV

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah its for dribble, which, now that i visualise it, is really, really gross

Gambino, i think we should up the bar mate and call an elipsis for what it is...