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How Code became a Playa....
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Code
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3rd grade vocabulary.
My teacher taught me to spell together by combining the words TO and GET and HER..
Nuff said.
My teacher taught me to spell together by combining the words TO and GET and HER..
Nuff said.
notoriousQQ
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i ain't a playa i just crush a lot
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Crazy Ivan
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Code, u are def. on the right track and maybe one day i'll let u fukc my sister.
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Code
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Crazy Ivan said:
Naw, you and her seem to be fine with each other.
Maybe your mom though??
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Crazy Ivan
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Code said:
ivan. what can i say?
well for one thing im sick of being stuck on big boffo karma.
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Crazy Ivan
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juicedmullet said:
shoot
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Crazy Ivan
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Code said:
OK!
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Crazy Ivan
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juicedmullet said:
I hear you , son. Praise LORD JESUS!!!
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Code
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Crazy Ivan said:
OK!
Sweet just my type!
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Crazy Ivan
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lmao
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Code
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Re: idiot
Umm, you make 4.
deteras1 said:How many idiots are on this damn board?
Umm, you make 4.
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Crazy Ivan
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Re: idiot
motherufcker best be liking my posts, who u saying is an idiot here ?
u think u are smart and special ? i'll fuken show u a special treat for your special ass!
deteras1 said:How many idiots are on this damn board?
motherufcker best be liking my posts, who u saying is an idiot here ?
u think u are smart and special ? i'll fuken show u a special treat for your special ass!
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Code
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Re: code
Jesus you type slow, this thread has been gone for two days.
BTW, your mom says 'hi'.
deteras1 said:i'm talking about code asshole!
Jesus you type slow, this thread has been gone for two days.
BTW, your mom says 'hi'.
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Julez
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deteras1 said:How many idiots are on this damn board?
Don't worry about code, he's just pissed 'coz it was him who caused the power outage.
You see, a while back he contacted me to help him work on a project....
It went roughly like this, I had to locate a derelict Soviet cargo plane 'coz a 747 just was'nt big enough. Anyway, I got it, and according to the plans he'd carfully drawn, cut of the wings, tail fin etc, then welded smooth any metal. The next problem is we had to teflon cover the whole thing, it took me a week getting this shit on, and the colours where hard to get as it had to re-semble a giant penis, at his request we had to obtain pictures of May1010's cock which was not difficult, we just searched his hard drive and there must of been about 5000 pictures with penise's on them in his scat directory.
Now we striped the plane bare inside, and again according to the plan we managed to squeeze in some 4000 industrial toughned high speed food mixers which we filled the vats with rock, apperently to create a string vibratre feature. I had no idea at this point that he was planning to use this weird device for...... you know those crazy Americans. So after the wiring and all the project was finished.
To cut a long story short, I went around to pick up my money and I coukd'nt believe it, HE"D SHOVED THE WHOLE THING UP HIS ASS.
He then said he was gonna turn it on, I pleaded with him no to, as the National Grid could'nt handle it all those machines in his sticky gooe ass was gonna put strain on the equipment, but he did anyway, 5 minutes later pooow goes the power, but Code said he did'nt care coz he came in one second flat with a smile on his face.
At that point I left, as he had to go his NA meeting.
And that is why the power grid gave out, trust me you will see this on SKY news anytime soon
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Code
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Julez said:
Don't worry about code, he's just pissed 'coz it was him who caused the power outage.
You see, a while back he contacted me to help him work on a project....
It went roughly like this, I had to locate a derelict Soviet cargo plane 'coz a 747 just was'nt big enough. Anyway, I got it, and according to the plans he'd carfully drawn, cut of the wings, tail fin etc, then welded smooth any metal. The next problem is we had to teflon cover the whole thing, it took me a week getting this shit on, and the colours where hard to get as it had to re-semble a giant penis, at his request we had to obtain pictures of May1010's cock which was not difficult, we just searched his hard drive and there must of been about 5000 pictures with penise's on them in his scat directory.
Now we striped the plane bare inside, and again according to the plan we managed to squeeze in some 4000 industrial toughned high speed food mixers which we filled the vats with rock, apperently to create a string vibratre feature. I had no idea at this point that he was planning to use this weird device for...... you know those crazy Americans. So after the wiring and all the project was finished.
To cut a long story short, I went around to pick up my money and I coukd'nt believe it, HE"D SHOVED THE WHOLE THING UP HIS ASS.
He then said he was gonna turn it on, I pleaded with him no to, as the National Grid could'nt handle it all those machines in his sticky gooe ass was gonna put strain on the equipment, but he did anyway, 5 minutes later pooow goes the power, but Code said he did'nt care coz he came in one second flat with a smile on his face.
At that point I left, as he had to go his NA meeting.
And that is why the power grid gave out, trust me you will see this on SKY news anytime soon
That explains the toilet incident then.
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Code
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Re: Re: Re: code
Prolly looking for your mom, don't worry I only hit when she deserved it.
deteras1 said:
Prolly looking for your mom, don't worry I only hit when she deserved it.
