how can i tell if my upstairs neighbour is having sex?

[smallmovesal]

sometimes there's banging above my room... off and on... it seems too fast for sex to me... but could it be? i'm getting strangely curious to know... it's been going on for a week off and on...

it sounds more like hammering to me... but hey, everyone's different.. heehee

it's like boo radley or something, lol

 

[talonracer]

Damn girl you better get ya some........FAST

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm trying dammit!! i have a date the weekend after next... a nice boy i've been talking to on the phone...

 

[nitlyan]

sometimes there's banging above my room... off and on... it seems too fast for sex to me... but could it be? i'm getting strangely curious to know... it's been going on for a week off and on...

it sounds more like hammering to me... but hey, everyone's different.. heehee

it's like boo radley or something, lol

Check between your leggs.. you fuzzy canadian! DAMN

 

[smallmovesal]

fuzzy? *looks around*

i don't see a lot of fuzz in my package of stockings

 

[musclepump20]

it's like boo radley or something, lol [/B]

Hell, yeah! 'Tequilla' Mockingbird!

 

[Balls of Steel]

It probalbly is Boo radly. Go outside your house and you might find a dildo hanging from one of your trees jem.

I would go up and join her, eat some pussy and ass.

 

[Austin316]

Use a stethoscope on your ceiling next time you hear it. Is a stethoscope right or am I spouting jibberish? The thing doctors use to check heartbeat

 

[Test boy]

If vaginal fluids seep through your ceiling...they are screwing.

 

[smallmovesal]

it seriously sounds like they're building... but hell whatever gets them off... heehee

 

[Balls of Steel]

If vaginal fluids seep through your ceiling...they are screwing.

I would open my mouth and just let them drip right on in.

 

[smallmovesal]

without tests...? i mean, what if my neighbour is banging different people all the time?

 

[big4life]

Go nock on their door the next time you hear them.
If they answer the door , then I doubt they were
having sex.

 

[Taps]

I've got a cute girl living next door...she's very, very noisey.

She's always bangin' away at 3am and that shit wakes me up! Then again, listening to her scream isn't a bad way to kill time. Damn that girl has lungs.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Drill a hole through the wall, and look in.

 

[smallmovesal]

what end of town are you in? lol

oooh hey taps... pm me... i have to tell you something

 

[Fonz]

Noisy beds are hilarious..........

If you have neighbours, you better be ready
for "weird" looks........LOL

And btw, you're going on a phone date?????

An "on top od tripleV".........LOL She lives
in my canadian "hometown"......small but
really nice. I liked Ottawa a lot. Its like the Oxymoron
of Madrid.

Godspeed

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm not going on a phone date.. i am going on a real date with him very soon

 

[Fonz]

i'm not going on a phone date.. i am going on a real date with him very soon

LOL. Sorry, should have been a bit more concise.

What I meant is: Are you going on a BLIND date or
have you seen this guy in PERSON before?

Godspeed

 

[smallmovesal]

we were set up by a mutual friend.. and i've seen pics of him... so it's sorta a blind date.

 

[gymnpoppa]

Why? What difference does it make to you? Can you sleep?

Not trying to flame you, but, why would you ask people on the net about a place where you live? Sounds like you're just lonely and need some attention.

 

[smallmovesal]

uh, perhaps you are taking the thread too seriously....

 

[Milhouse]

Lucky you don't live below me.
I like to attach a vine to the ceiling and swing on it bellowing like Tarzan while I chase "jane" around trying to get to her love pudding.

 

[danielson]

go upstairs, knock on the door qand ask if you can come in