How can i reduce facial swelling?

[Lee]

Well i got in a fight today and got hit in the side of the face a few times pretty hard, and its pretty swollen. i was wondering how i can make the swelling go down faster.

 

[jackangel]

try some ice.

 

[Lee]

trying, isnt working too well

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

preparation H.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Well i got in a fight today and got hit in the side of the face a few times pretty hard, and its pretty swollen. i was wondering how i can make the swelling go down faster.

Ill punch you on the other side to make it "look more even"

 

[beastboy]

Semen. But only apply if the skin is clean and dry. The DF version will help even more.

 

[the nature boy]

if you punch yourself if the face harder than they punched you, it' will break down the swelling and actually make you look better than before.

 

[THE SWAMI]

you have to give the ice some time. try a cold press also (the thing boxers use between rounds). it moves the swelling around a larger surface thinning it out as a result.

 

[BrothaBill]

Pressure! wrap your face with bandages until you look like a mummy, this will redistribute the fluids and create a negative pressure gradient against the vessels and prevent them from leaking anymore. Use ice on top of this to help. Then roam the streets at night looking for unsuspecting victims, TIP: walk with your hands striaght out in front you and dont forget to moan.

 

[HANSEL]

Sleep.