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Milhouse

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Heres a couple and by my own memory probablt way off word for word and I dont care.

-Winners don't whine about winning or losing. Winners get the job done and go home and fuck the prom queen!

-Life's a journey, not a destination

-The lord says I am getting out of here alive, but he is not too sure about you

-sorry, but i just can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
 
fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

friends dont let friends wear SPANDEX

I always get the feeling when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
------George Castanza


in the 60's people took drugs to make the world look weird,now the world is weird and people take drugs to make the world normal


and one by me
I know im a little prick but one day i will be a BIG prick
 
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"The beating will continue until morale improves"
Annonymous

"You dodged the coat-hanger for nine months.....but you will NOT dodge me!!!"
Unknown SGT

"You were a fetus left on a windowsill, fetilized, and left to bake in the sunlight"
Warrant ???
 
"Yabba Dabba Doo" by Sir Frederick Flintstone
"Lake Tittikaka" by Cornholio
 
"Tomorrow is a result of today, and you are the result of yesterday."

So...Live righteous!

Does anybody like my quote??? :angel:
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What we do here today, echos through eternity! .... The Gladiator
 
man on women.....


-we guys spend the first 9 months of our life trying to get out of there and the rest our lives trying to get back in.
 
"Without TV, it's hard to know when one day begins and the other ends." - Homer Simpson
 
"Not all dumbs are blonde." - my favorite bumper sticker!
"A hard man is good to find." -- all hot blooded American girls (and May1010)
 
"It takes 24 muscles to make a frown, but only 4 to smack somebody in the head"

"Mmmph, mmmmp, mphmphmmmhpp." - Kenny, South Park

"Now let's see... Oh, I don't have any Jewish candy" - Eric Cartman

"Is my shit together or is my shit together??!?!" - George Clooney's character in "From Dusk Till Dawn"

"I neehd yer clots, yer bots andh yer motahcycle" - Ahnuld in T2

"Bump for HIV" - Satanic Goatslayer in one of May1010's topics

"Do you stick sharp objects in your gyno-infested nipples?" - One of havoc's crazy ass topics

"Winny - Can you cook it like pancakes" - havoc's topic

"Why isn't LUVS2JUICE a MOD??" - havoc's topic (LMAO)

"Did Osama Bin Laden/Gargamel/Papa Smurf/Skeletor/(insert funny name here) JUICE" - havoc - various topics

"Who here makes Sustanon muffins?" - well take a wild guess..

LMAO!
 
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
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GWB

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen.

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.
 
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-Aldous Huxley

I do not fear an army of lions, if they are led by a lamb. I do fear an army of sheep, if they are led by a lion.
-Alexander the Great


Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
—Mark Twain

About forty percent of the people vote Democrat. About forty percent vote Republican. Of those eighty percent, most wouldn't change their votes if Adolf Hitler was running against Abe Lincoln—or against FDR....That leaves twenty percent of the people who swing back one way or another...the true independents...That twenty percent controls the destiny of the country.
—Tom Clancy
 
Words of wisdom by the Itallian Stallion

"And going that one more round, when you don't think you can,
well...that can make all the difference in yo life."

-Rocky Balboa- "ROCKY IV"
 
"We grew up poor. If I hadn't been born a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with."

--Rodney Dangerfield

"I bought an existential map. It said 'You are here' all over it."

--Steven Wright

"I went camping once. It was awful. For three days we had to live on nothing but food and water."

--W.C. Fields

"It is fortunate for those in power that most men never think."

--Adolf Hitler
 
BigBazooka said:
"It takes 24 muscles to make a frown, but only 4 to smack somebody in the head"

"Mmmph, mmmmp, mphmphmmmhpp." - Kenny, South Park

"Now let's see... Oh, I don't have any Jewish candy" - Eric Cartman

"Is my shit together or is my shit together??!?!" - George Clooney's character in "From Dusk Till Dawn"

"I neehd yer clots, yer bots andh yer motahcycle" - Ahnuld in T2

"Bump for HIV" - Satanic Goatslayer in one of May1010's topics

"Do you stick sharp objects in your gyno-infested nipples?" - One of havoc's crazy ass topics

"Winny - Can you cook it like pancakes" - havoc's topic

"Why isn't LUVS2JUICE a MOD??" - havoc's topic (LMAO)

"Did Osama Bin Laden/Gargamel/Papa Smurf/Skeletor/(insert funny name here) JUICE" - havoc - various topics

"Who here makes Sustanon muffins?" - well take a wild guess..

LMAO!
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LMAO
 
"If I could lick my own balls like a dog can, I would never leave the house."-A best friend and former roomate of mine.
 
These are great, here are a few.

-There are 2 rules in life:
1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. Everything is small stuff.- Native American

This next one is from a friend of mine, he had drank at least 24 beers, along with a gang of herb, he had to get up the next morning to go to job interview that was basically his paying 120,000 a year, the alarm goes off, he's had maybe 2 hours of sleep from basically just passing out, anyway the alarm goes off I see him get up, looks at me and says "I feel Righteous". Since that day I have had mad respect for him.

-My indian name is Tatanahe, it means he who lost his American Express Card dont give a fuck.

-"OK USA"- weird looking oriental fuck in Kickboxer

-Never get married and never have kids- my father, thanks Pop

-Illmatic- Nas

-Head full of Dreads but knowledge inside- Maceo

-Turn the other cheek and I'll break your fucking chin- RZA

-Bitch , you cant do this to me-Silvio talking to his Japanimation figurines
 
havoc said:
These are great, here are a few.

-There are 2 rules in life:
1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. Everything is small stuff.- Native American

So true, even better when we remember it.

-"OK USA"- weird looking oriental fuck in Kickboxer
Think that guy juiced. funny lookin guy for sure.

-Never get married and never have kids- my father, thanks Pop
My dad says this all the time
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"fear is an emotion shared by us all, the great feed off the fear and the weak let fear feed off of them" -me

"everyone dies, not everyone truly lives" -braveheart
 
"Drop your cocks and grab your socks"-Clint Eastwood in Hearbreak Ridge.

"Women marry men hoping to change them. Men marry women hoping they never change" -I have no clue

"True love is not just the good times. It matters more in the bad times" -Something an old man in england told my dad.

"if you are not willing to go thru the pain, then you dont deserve the pleasures of life" -Just made it up

"Please, just die"-Satanic goatslayer
 
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body" don't know

"It's the one that says bad mother fucker" Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING" Homer Simpson

"Call me Dad" Al Pacino, The Devil's Advocate

"He had to split" Arnold Scwarzenegger, Running Man
 
i just heard a good one, so i added it to my signature


Can't keep running away
-Pharcyde (musical group)



"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog."

this is fumunda's signature. that is good too.
 
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Here are some

"NO!".....my Mom...love ya

"Everyday is a great day for hockey"....no idea


"A person is smart, people are stupid" Tommy Lee Jones, MIB


"That which does not kill me, just hurts like a bitch".....my bro Alex


"The day your born you start to die"....no idea

"Therefore i WILL NOT EAT BEANS" my gf Vee.....love ya

and last but not least


"Nice Hooters"..."The owls, they're nice".....Kevin Kline, Dumb and Dumber ( I think?)
 
havoc said:
This next one is from a friend of mine, he had drank at least 24 beers, along with a gang of herb, he had to get up the next morning to go to job interview that was basically his paying 120,000 a year, the alarm goes off, he's had maybe 2 hours of sleep from basically just passing out, anyway the alarm goes off I see him get up, looks at me and says "I feel Righteous". Since that day I have had mad respect for him.
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That's huge. I love it.
The "OK USA" quote was from Bloodsport wasn't it?

Here's my contribution:
"I'm sweating like a fag eating a hotdog in front of his parents." Comedian I saw last week.
 
Fuck me running!

lick the snotty end of my fuck stick!

sorry for being so crude.... just had a shitty ass w/o... my heart wasn't in it!

bass
 
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