HotorNot costs!?!

[Drunken_Weasel]

damnit.. I'm upset now... Someone cute wants to meet me, and has common interests.. but it wants me to pay 6 dollars to send a email to the cuttie...

 

[HighIntensity]

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

No... no death..
only have about 8 bucks on me.. I need gas.. but hmm.. to talk to her would be so much better...

 

[big_bad_buff]

damnit.. I'm upset now... Someone cute wants to meet me, and has common interests.. but it wants me to pay 6 dollars to send a email to the cuttie...

how do you know she wants to meet you if you haven't emailed eachother? it's probably a scam to get you to signup, a lot of them do that......

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Re: Re: HotorNot costs!?!

how do you know she wants to meet you if you haven't emailed eachother? it's probably a scam to get you to signup, a lot of them do that......

She clicked "yes", I clicked yes after she did.. and we have exchanged "notes", which is a automated thing that HotorNot has that lets you pick lines of the note....
---------

Personalize your note by selecting what you want to say, and then clicking "Send" below.
Hi,
Hey cutie,
Hello gorgeous,
Hello!
Heya,
Hey you,
Greetings,
Wazzup,


Looks like we matched! I clicked Yes to you because

you seem cool.
I liked what you wrote in your profile.
you are sooooo HOT!
you're a total cutie!
I liked your keywords.
we have a lot in common.
as soon as I saw your profile, I knew I *had* to meet you!


I am sending this note because

I enjoy meeting new people
I think we could be friends
I think we could be friends and maybe more
I am dying to meet you
you are like a dream come true


and

one of us has to be a Star Member for us to email each other, and I think the gentleman should pay.
if you become a Star Member, we will be able to email each other.
I am in the process of getting a Star Membership. I'll be writing you soon!
it's free-- I can't afford the $6 to join.
it's fun sending these notes.
I had to let you know.
I'm just crazy like that.



Hope to talk to you soon!
Yours truly,
xoxoxo,
<3,
Cheers,



Thomas
Your HOT or NOT friend
Someone who's dying to meet you!

 

[HighIntensity]

oh my lord

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I am probobly gonna regret posting this to you guys.. but..

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=RSBEEY

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

dude find a real girl.Don't put all your eggs in one basket with this internet hookup bullshit.

 

[Paulos]

I just clicked on your girl to meet me drunken weasel, wonder if I can steal her from you.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I just clicked on your girl to meet me drunken weasel, wonder if I can steal her from you.

Fuck, I knew I would regret it.. SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH..

Oh well.. truth be told.. If I so chose too.. there is a half black, half white chick here thats into me (for sure.. we have exchanged a few feels)...

 

[mylife]

i'm sure someone on here is a member. just ask them to email her for you with your email address, then she can writey ou.

 

[Paulos]

Actually I am a member Drunken, my friend lets me use his CC for it since I'm broke. If she clicks me I'll send her your way.

 

[Paulos]

Drunken post your hotornot link, lets see what you be looking like son.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Actually I am a member Drunken, my friend lets me use his CC for it since I'm broke. If she clicks me I'll send her your way.

That would be greatly apreciated Paulos.. (thats if she clicks yes.. she seems the type to look for someone that she could get along with, not all looks.. but I could be wrong)...

anyways.. if it so happens.. send her my way to: [email protected]

 

[HighIntensity]

I would sodomize mel so hard

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

I would sodomize mel so hard

Thats not very nice.. what if she's not into that type of thing? ( I hope she's not, because I for one am not...)

 

[Paulos]

Weasel lemme see your link, I'll post mine if you do so you won't be the only hotornot loser here. I doubt she will click on me because I put stupid shit in my profile.

 

[HighIntensity]

I bet mel inline skates, I also bet mel swallows.

 

[mylife]

I bet mel inline skates, I also bet mel swallows.

i bet her gash smells like burnt rubber.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Paulos... PM

HI, both of those are fine with me...

 

[mylife]

Paulos... PM

HI, both of those are fine with me...

like i said, do you mind if her gash smells like burnt rubber?

 

[HighIntensity]

I bet mel's asshole is a graveyard for dead seamen.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

like i said, do you mind if her gash smells like burnt rubber?

Better than anything I ever have gotton (nothing), and better than what I've got now (nothing)...

 

[supersizeme]

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

 

[Paulos]

Drunken WEasel has the best haircut ever

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose.


It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose!!!


IT PUTS THE FUCKING LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!!

I don't think you need to talk to your cock like that Darktooth...

 

[big_bad_buff]

people who say(I rule)=dorks

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

people who say(I rule)=dorks

All the more reason I have a chance....

 

[supersizeme]

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Don't you fucking hurt Precious! Leave her alone you bitch!

Stop filling my topic full of quotes from Joe Dirt!!!!! AHHHHHH!

 

[supersizeme]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

(lowdown gritty voice)
"Would you fuck me?I would fuck me".

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

(lowdown gritty voice)
"Would you fuck me?I would fuck me".

I wouldnt want to fuck me.. Even If I were a woman, looking at me as a man...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I wouldnt want to fuck me.. Even If I were a woman, looking at me as a man...

Sing it sister

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Sing it sister

I lied...

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I lied...

liar

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

liar

Ok.. you caught me..

 

[kunta]

one way around this is when you sign up put your email address as your name like youarealoserataoldotcom or blahblahblah@aol and when you send a msg it will say the msg and automatically puts your supposed first name at the bottom of the msg