hooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! internet dating is not teh suck!

[puddlemonkey]

PM...did you tell all your prospects they are responsible for all forms of birth control upfront?

No need, I have stairs in my house.

 

[NEO1]

Good thinking. You keeping the hangers from your dry cleaning for back-up?

No need, I have stairs in my house.

 

[GUARDIAN]

I dunno, I'd really like to stick within or near my zip code for convenience. I may drive the 30 minutes to meet the one below, she messaged me yesterday, I'm responding right now. I've yet to even initiate convo with any of these women, thus far I haven't had to. Females are pretty aggressive these days.

i bet she is chunky from the neck down. i can just tell!!!

 

[wootoom]

i make sure the pics are recent and show body shots

 

[puddlemonkey]

i bet she is chunky from the neck down. i can just tell!!!

Nope, she has full bod shots too. Looks great for having a kid. Her daughter is a little cutie.

 

[wootoom]

i have had plenty of tail from these sites

 

[SaladFork]

Nope, she has full bod shots too. Looks great for having a kid. Her daughter is a little cutie.

Photoshop!

 

[GUARDIAN]

Photoshop!

+10000000000000000000000000

 

[puddlemonkey]

Photoshop!

lol I guess I'll find out in a week or two.

 

[SaladFork]

lol I guess I'll find out in a week or two.

Hire a P.I. before then...