Holy Shit!

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I took a drink of water at the same thing it thundered and the water that was in my mouth came out of my right nostril.

Has this ever happened to anyone before?

Maybe it was because it scared me.

 

[jerkbox]

no, but it's friggin pouring rain here right now

 

[Nathan]

Or maybe your nostrils are malfunctioning. They're like robots who have gone crazy and keep trying to deficate, not realizing that they're robots and so, tragically, can never expel feces from their metallic bodies.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Or maybe your nostrils are malfunctioning. They're like robots who have gone crazy and keep trying to deficate, not realizing that they're robots and so, tragically, can never expel feces from their metallic bodies.

Yea this seems to make so much sense.

Thanks a lot.

 

[from zero]

no, but it's friggin pouring rain here right now

Wow. Dry as a bone in Center City.

 

[rvd_brock]

Or maybe your nostrils are malfunctioning. They're like robots who have gone crazy and keep trying to deficate, not realizing that they're robots and so, tragically, can never expel feces from their metallic bodies.

Are you high?

 

[Nathan]

Yea this seems to make so much sense.

Thanks a lot.

I hardly see how it was necessary for you to be rude and throw my comment back in my face. I ask you, when was I ever rude to you? Oh God! I hate this feeling. It's as though someone has sliced open my chest and is proding around in their with some sort of platic ruler.

 

[jerkbox]

i'm gonna have to go with Nathan's theory, unless someone comes up with a better explanation.

 

[biteme]

I took a drink of water at the same thing it thundered and the water that was in my mouth came out of my right nostril.

Has this ever happened to anyone before?

Maybe it was because it scared me.

No, but I took a drink while sitting at my computer board and spit it all over the place after reading someone's post that was hilarious.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Ever back flush chocolate outta your nose? Burns like hell!

When it just happened now with water it burned.

I've had Sprite come out of my eyes once.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Or maybe your nostrils are malfunctioning. They're like robots who have gone crazy and keep trying to deficate, not realizing that they're robots and so, tragically, can never expel feces from their metallic bodies.

your such a paranoid android

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Rained so hard here last night that the back yard flooded and
came over into the pool.
What a mess.

They are re-doing the back yard drainage angles along the fenceline today...

ENOUGH RAIN already..

Did you use some of your new mexican vocabulary with those mexicans doing stucco next door?

 

[vixenbabe]

Ever back flush chocolate outta your nose? Burns like hell!

 

[Nathan]

Rained so hard here last night that the back yard flooded and
came over into the pool.
What a mess.

They are re-doing the back yard drainage angles along the fenceline today...

ENOUGH RAIN already..

I hate it when rain gets in my pool and my ruby and gold glasses keep sliding down my nose because they're just too damn heavy.

 

[jerkbox]

Wow. Dry as a bone in Center City.

oh, it's coming your way shortly

 

[Nathan]

your such a paranoid android

No, YOU are.

 

[Y_lifter]

Rained so hard here last night that the back yard flooded and
came over into the pool.
What a mess.

They are re-doing the back yard drainage angles along the fenceline today...

ENOUGH RAIN already..

 

[flexygrl]

Nope. never happened to me.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I hardly see how it was necessary for you to be rude and throw my comment back in my face. I ask you, when was I ever rude to you? Oh God! I hate this feeling. It's as though someone has sliced open my chest and is proding around in their with some sort of platic ruler.

Im sure you have been.

Just live with it.

 

[flexygrl]

platic ruler

What's platic?

 

[Dial_tone]

Ever back flush chocolate outta your nose? Burns like hell!

Whaah?

 

[lucidblue]

Wow. Dry as a bone in Center City.

Now it's raining here.

 

[Nathan]

Im sure you have been.

Just live with it.

No, actually, I haven't been rude to you. You attacked me, and I've had the good grace to not return the attack in kind. Says a lot about what kind of person I reall am, I know. I, unlike some people, refuse to enter into pointless arguments that serve no other purpose than to stroke egos. Harumph.

Flxygrl - I meant plastic ruler. Thanks for pointing that out. Close call.

 

[from zero]

oh, it's coming your way shortly

Yeah, it's here now. Drizzling a little.

 

[buttplug]

It sucks even more when it's Pepsi.

 

[flexygrl]

Flxygrl - I meant plastic ruler. Thanks for pointing that out. Close call.

Dude, you can always count on me to point out your mistakes. Wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself or anything.

 

[from zero]

Now it's raining here.

Where you at?

 

[Nathan]

Dude, you can always count on me to point out your mistakes. Wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself or anything.

I'm starting to get the impression that there's some sort of team-up thing against me going on here. If that is, in fact, the case, I'd appreciate it if you'd just tell me up front.

 

[from zero]

I'm starting to get the impression that there's some sort of team-up thing against me going on here. If that is, in fact, the case, I'd appreciate it if you'd just tell me up front.

Fuck their shit up, Nate.

 

[Bullit]

Re: Re: Holy Shit!

No, but I took a drink while sitting at my computer board and spit it all over the place after reading someone's post that was hilarious.

Had to be one of mine.

 

[PoyeBoy]

No, YOU are.

dude

 

[rvd_brock]

It's fucking T-Storming here now.......gotta love the ear-shattering thunder........god I have to drive home in this s**t.

 

[Beachbum1546]

one time i was eating pizza with sasauge as a topping. well i took a bite and and i kinda choked and coughed at the same time. then my nose started to hurt but not badly so i didnt pay any attention to it thinking it would go away. well about an hour passes and my nose is still bugging me, so i walk to the bathroom and blow my nose. out comes a peice of sasuage right out of my nose! i was like "holy shit".... funny thing was, i actually pondered the idea of eating it.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

one time i was eating pizza with sasauge as a topping. well i took a bite and and i kinda choked and coughed at the same time. then my nose started to hurt but not badly so i didnt pay any attention to it thinking it would go away. well about an hour passes and my nose is still bugging me, so i walk to the bathroom and blow my nose. out comes a peice of sasuage right out of my nose! i was like "holy shit".... funny thing was, i actually pondered the idea of eating it.

Yuck!

That's worse than water coming out of my nose.

 

[rvd_brock]

I hate it when rain gets in my pool and my ruby and gold glasses keep sliding down my nose because they're just too damn heavy.

You............are...............Cyclops? Scott...is that you?

 

[rjl296]

boobies ??