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The Shadow
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...broke the recumbent bike seat.
OMG!!
Update later...
OMG!!
Update later...
T
The Shadow
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Not only the seat but the wrap-around heart rate monitor on the right side of the bike.
She was apparently "shifting" her weight in the seat. From here it looked like she was picking her underwear out of her bountiful bottom and shifted up onto the heart rate handle and it broke off. I mean BROKE OFF...the metal broke off flush at the weld and she hit the floor so hard that it literally sounded like someone had dropped a 100 pound db from head height.
After we made sure she was ok and filled out the accident report, she was obviously embarassed and I tried to smooth it over. SHe looked at me and said "You know it just isn't my week."
Really, Wilda?? Why is that?
"Well Monday I was supposed to bring my sister with me but she had to work a double-shift, so I went home instead of coming into the gym."
Well, we missed you.
"I missed y'all too especially when I tried to do squats at home that night."
You exercised on your own, that's great!!
"Yeah but I overdid it. I was able to do a few body-weight squats, but I did a couple too many, so when I went into the living room to sit down, my hamstring cramped and I sort of let my weight drop. Into the chair...which broke."
Ahem.... Well Wilda, you know that there are some signs in life that you shouldn't pass up, you know.
"I know. I know. I'll only buy wrought iron furniture from now on."
What in the blue hell?????
She was apparently "shifting" her weight in the seat. From here it looked like she was picking her underwear out of her bountiful bottom and shifted up onto the heart rate handle and it broke off. I mean BROKE OFF...the metal broke off flush at the weld and she hit the floor so hard that it literally sounded like someone had dropped a 100 pound db from head height.
After we made sure she was ok and filled out the accident report, she was obviously embarassed and I tried to smooth it over. SHe looked at me and said "You know it just isn't my week."
Really, Wilda?? Why is that?
"Well Monday I was supposed to bring my sister with me but she had to work a double-shift, so I went home instead of coming into the gym."
Well, we missed you.
"I missed y'all too especially when I tried to do squats at home that night."
You exercised on your own, that's great!!
"Yeah but I overdid it. I was able to do a few body-weight squats, but I did a couple too many, so when I went into the living room to sit down, my hamstring cramped and I sort of let my weight drop. Into the chair...which broke."
Ahem.... Well Wilda, you know that there are some signs in life that you shouldn't pass up, you know.
"I know. I know. I'll only buy wrought iron furniture from now on."
What in the blue hell?????
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The Shadow
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rippedtrojan
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that's just freakin hilarious
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Frackal
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no way this is a real person
T
The Shadow
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Frackal said:
Would a picture settle some doubts?
rippedtrojan
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Cornholio said:
yes.
rippedtrojan
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as long as it ain't too bad!
T
The Shadow
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BigGuns2 said:
I wanna see a pic!!!
but hey...at least she's still "working out" ! That's surprising!
but hey...at least she's still "working out" ! That's surprising!
T
The Shadow
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vixenbabe said:
Did you say something??
I was too busy licking your avatar...
T
The Shadow
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vixenbabe said:LOL....I felt that...Watch it buster I gotta work and I'll become all light headed this AM.
Now turn around and show me some BOOTAY..Hey, it worked yesterday when I asked for the leg shot.....
Have a great weekend, S!
hehehehehe...you my Huckleberry.
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