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Sweet_Bitch
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Yeah, here's what happened to me today....
I'm sitting at my desk, on the phone, doing some work and one of the tellers blows through my office and disappears. I'm not paying much attention, I'm getting shit done. So 1-15 minutes goes by and I check y monitor and I notice that ther's 8 or 9 people in line and only 2 tellers. WTF? So I cruise upstairs to the break room and there's the other 2 tellers, sitting down having a snack, chilling. Now, one of them was on a break that I approved. THe other one is the one who just disappears. Teller A, was supposed to run upstairs, grab a snack, and come back down. Teller B just fcuking disappeared. Well I'm pissed, cuz she's knows better, so I tell them both to get back downstairs and open their windows. I then tell Teller B that she is not to leave her window without my permission. I wasn't real nice about it. They come downstairs, they open their windows, the line gets taken care of. She disappears again. This time she's gone for 15 minutes and is in the bathroom. Nothing I can really do about that one. She's comes out of the bathroom and she's obviously been crying. I figure she's upset cuz I yelled at her and I really don't give a shit. So about one hour later of the other tellers goes up to talk to her and see what's up and the next thing I know the two of them are in each other's faces ready to throw down. I run out, break it up, pull them into my office and sit them down. Here's the story I get....
Teller B (who is the BIGGEST goody two-shoes, naive twit EVER) tells me that she and her boyfriend "went all the way" and now she's thinking she might be pregnant. So she asks the other teller to go with her to get the morning after pill from a clinic and the other teller freaks cuz she doesn't believe in that shit. THe other teller gets all bible thumping on her and starts yelling that she can't kill a child. I tell the other girl to take a hike and I have a talk with Teller B. She's crying and freaking out and asking me to go with her. I explain that I can't do that-employee/boss realationship and all-and she freaks out even more. So I tell her to close her window and go home and I pull the other teller in to talk to her. All I was saying to this girl was that I understood that her position was different from that of Teller B but that she should have stated that and walked away and not started to throw down in the middle of the lobby and she flips. We get into a heated discussion-which I kept my views and my politics out of completely, but did tell her that she had a right to her opinion but that she needed to keep it to herself. She turns around and calls my manager, who wasn't around, and then calls HR and tells them that I'm oppressing her.
ANd it gets better....
I'm sitting at my desk, on the phone, doing some work and one of the tellers blows through my office and disappears. I'm not paying much attention, I'm getting shit done. So 1-15 minutes goes by and I check y monitor and I notice that ther's 8 or 9 people in line and only 2 tellers. WTF? So I cruise upstairs to the break room and there's the other 2 tellers, sitting down having a snack, chilling. Now, one of them was on a break that I approved. THe other one is the one who just disappears. Teller A, was supposed to run upstairs, grab a snack, and come back down. Teller B just fcuking disappeared. Well I'm pissed, cuz she's knows better, so I tell them both to get back downstairs and open their windows. I then tell Teller B that she is not to leave her window without my permission. I wasn't real nice about it. They come downstairs, they open their windows, the line gets taken care of. She disappears again. This time she's gone for 15 minutes and is in the bathroom. Nothing I can really do about that one. She's comes out of the bathroom and she's obviously been crying. I figure she's upset cuz I yelled at her and I really don't give a shit. So about one hour later of the other tellers goes up to talk to her and see what's up and the next thing I know the two of them are in each other's faces ready to throw down. I run out, break it up, pull them into my office and sit them down. Here's the story I get....
Teller B (who is the BIGGEST goody two-shoes, naive twit EVER) tells me that she and her boyfriend "went all the way" and now she's thinking she might be pregnant. So she asks the other teller to go with her to get the morning after pill from a clinic and the other teller freaks cuz she doesn't believe in that shit. THe other teller gets all bible thumping on her and starts yelling that she can't kill a child. I tell the other girl to take a hike and I have a talk with Teller B. She's crying and freaking out and asking me to go with her. I explain that I can't do that-employee/boss realationship and all-and she freaks out even more. So I tell her to close her window and go home and I pull the other teller in to talk to her. All I was saying to this girl was that I understood that her position was different from that of Teller B but that she should have stated that and walked away and not started to throw down in the middle of the lobby and she flips. We get into a heated discussion-which I kept my views and my politics out of completely, but did tell her that she had a right to her opinion but that she needed to keep it to herself. She turns around and calls my manager, who wasn't around, and then calls HR and tells them that I'm oppressing her.
ANd it gets better....
My dad was a manager responsible for over 200 employees at one time. He told me people would come up to him with the weirdest shit. One day a lady he had hired was crying and being all emotional. So he pulls her in to his office to see what's the matter. She goes, "I don't really like saying this, but my boyfriend said I stink DOWN THERE", crying at the same time. My dad, not knowing what to do, as this could lead to a politically correct nightmare, just goes "oh, ok, uhhhh, just take the rest of the week off, and come back when you feel better." You're story is normal everyday stuff in the management career.
