Holy Fuck...

[ABall]

...MY DOGS BREATH FUCKING STINKS LIKE NOTHING I HAVE EVER SMELT BEFORE!!!


Seriously, he just came into the room where I am attempting to mark some papers and the whole room has suddenly become all hazy and I feel dizzy. It is unbearable. In the past, he never had this problem -- don't get me wrong his breath stank like fuck before but not like this.

Is there any OTC counter potion/gargle/treat that will help him and the other members of my family?

Oh jesus this is horrible.

For your info, he is a German Sheppard/Husky mix, is very friendly, is about 8 years old and has a pretty heavy pant so he can erradiacte any life from a room within minutes with his STANK ASS BREATH.

Please help me. If I had to be specific, I would say the room now smells like what I would think rotten sardines mixed in with fresh shit and microwaved would smell like.


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[Jesus Christ]

I se you called my name. Simply forcefully make him swallow a gallon or so of perfume and problem solved.

 

[ABall]

I se you called my name. Simply forcefully make him swallow a gallon or so of perfume and problem solved.

THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ISN'T IT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!


Seriously, Jesus, I never ask for your help -- but I need it here. I know that you know something that can help me. How about letting him bite off your dick and burying it in my backyard? How does that sound? I am open to any of your suggestions -- not that I will obey them, but nonetheless I am listening.

Thanks Jesus


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