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bkc
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First off all you pansies should be ashamed of yourselves! You let that fat little bastard you keep locked up inside ruin three fucking months of cardio! I should reach back and slap that sprinkled cupcake right out of your mouth! Worst part is when your girlfiend sees you eating that junk she thinks that gives her a license to do the same. Way to go dipshit. Now her ass will be as wide as her pussy! And your pansy ass isn't man enough to say anything to her about it.
Enough is more than enough... Now I could give you some killer routine and diet program but you wouldn't listen. You'd be to busy listening for the timer on the microwave because you're melting cheese on something. Fat fuck...
So let's take a slightly different approach. This Christmas as you're sitting down to open presents or watch some football just take a minute to look around. That's right. Look around before you eat your fourth piece of granny's oatmeal cake.
Now I know you've seen those commercials with Aunt Susy looking like an apple pie and Uncle Bert mirroring dunkin doughnuts. Yeah bitch, uncle Joey over there is you in 15 years... I know you overheard your mom and aunt Bertha talking about how he can't get it up anymore. And how the doctor said it has to do with his eating habits. You know you hate to see him eat three plates and plop down on the couch to take off his belt and unbuckle his pants. You know how his titties giggle when he laughs...
So you go ahead and have that fourth piece now. It won't hurt. You'll work it off. It certainly won't help either. Yeah, you'll work it of alright. You fat shit. Just like your uncle did. So what if you gain 1lb. every holiday. What's that? Like 2-3lbs. a year? That's only 30lbs of fat in ten years. You'll still look great.
You fuckin disgust me. Keep eating your bon bons and fruit pies. That just gives me all the better chance of being the one to date the girl in the red spandex shorts from the gym. Like I really needed your help...
Enough is more than enough... Now I could give you some killer routine and diet program but you wouldn't listen. You'd be to busy listening for the timer on the microwave because you're melting cheese on something. Fat fuck...
So let's take a slightly different approach. This Christmas as you're sitting down to open presents or watch some football just take a minute to look around. That's right. Look around before you eat your fourth piece of granny's oatmeal cake.
Now I know you've seen those commercials with Aunt Susy looking like an apple pie and Uncle Bert mirroring dunkin doughnuts. Yeah bitch, uncle Joey over there is you in 15 years... I know you overheard your mom and aunt Bertha talking about how he can't get it up anymore. And how the doctor said it has to do with his eating habits. You know you hate to see him eat three plates and plop down on the couch to take off his belt and unbuckle his pants. You know how his titties giggle when he laughs...
So you go ahead and have that fourth piece now. It won't hurt. You'll work it off. It certainly won't help either. Yeah, you'll work it of alright. You fat shit. Just like your uncle did. So what if you gain 1lb. every holiday. What's that? Like 2-3lbs. a year? That's only 30lbs of fat in ten years. You'll still look great.
You fuckin disgust me. Keep eating your bon bons and fruit pies. That just gives me all the better chance of being the one to date the girl in the red spandex shorts from the gym. Like I really needed your help...
