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For anyone here who was anticipating givng me a call, please dont. I will be inaccessible for at least until tomorrow as my cell phone has fallen through the slats of my deck and is now gone forever. (FUCK!!!)
 
there are a lot of really gross things underneath your deck btw, don't go there

I'd just call it and send in your dog to find the ringing toy
 
yes i looked down there and i wont even mention what i saw. i donthave a dog. but i do have a 6 yr old son who of course offered to climb underneath the deck to get the phone. uh, i think not!
 
Fragadelic said:
Shit! You still didn't get that thing out? That was like 3 hours ago!
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LOL i know. I tried a few things that i thought would work (tire iron, broomstick) but no go. Im goin tomorrow iguess to get a new phone.
 
I almost dropped mine in the pool yesterday.

Too bad, I was planning on calling you for some hot phone sex tonight... damn my luck.
 
tripleblonde said:
phone sex rocks

not that i would know or anything :evil:
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Well, as I told you before, its not that great. Slightly better than jerking off alone, since there is at least a voice... but its not all that. Maybe I just haven't found a women with the right oral skills yet.
 
I threw my cell phone against the dash recently. now the window is shattered so whoever is calling is a nice surprise. Note to everyone else: THIS DOES NOT HELP RECEPTION!
 
Smurfy said:
For anyone here who was anticipating givng me a call, please dont. I will be inaccessible for at least until tomorrow as my cell phone has fallen through the slats of my deck and is now gone forever. (FUCK!!!)
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o i know the feeling all to well

all i got is a cell..no hard wired phone so i went 7 -10 day working buisness days with out a phone and the worse thing i lost all my mubers in the phone that i had so fuck double wammy also i had some pics uploaded in that phone
 
I just had to buy a new phone a couple months ago. My friend's toddler used my old one as a teething device. Needless to say, the amazing amount of baby-slobber destroyed it.
 
Smurfy said:
yes i looked down there and i wont even mention what i saw. i donthave a dog. but i do have a 6 yr old son who of course offered to climb underneath the deck to get the phone. uh, i think not!
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Let him get it. Just have a hose on standby to hose him off after he gets out of the abyss.
 
I am deeply saddened by this event and wish you the best of luck in your new venture.
 
I dropped mine in a plate of ground beef and rice the other day.

It's fine now.

One time at Old Navy, I dropped my credit card. Now, at the bottom of the counter, there is a piece of sheet metal that runs along the bottom of it, to the floor. Wouldn't you know, I dropped my card in the only slot, about 1/8" wide, maybe 6 inches long, that it could possible fall into? I had to unscrew the metal piece and pry it off, while my friend with girlish arms reached into the tiny crevice to retrieve my card.
 
From Zero said:
I dropped mine in a plate of ground beef and rice the other day.

It's fine now.

One time at Old Navy, I dropped my credit card. Now, at the bottom of the counter, there is a piece of sheet metal that runs along the bottom of it, to the floor. Wouldn't you know, I dropped my card in the only slot, about 1/8" wide, maybe 6 inches long, that it could possible fall into? I had to unscrew the metal piece and pry it off, while my friend with girlish arms reached into the tiny crevice to retrieve my card.
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Two questions:

1) Did you lick the phone after dropping it in ground beef?

2) Were you working at Old Navy at the time, or did you just whip out a multitool and start taking apart the store as a customer?
 
That sucks. I bought insurance on my phone because I am famous for doing things like that. I have had my phone for about 3 months and have already dropped it and had to get it fixed.

I am soooo clumsy.
 
TheProject said:
Two questions:

1) Did you lick the phone after dropping it in ground beef?

2) Were you working at Old Navy at the time, or did you just whip out a multitool and start taking apart the store as a customer?
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I'm glad you asked.

1) Hell yeah I did.
2) I was a customer, orb. I asked them for a phillips head screwdriver.
 
From Zero said:
I'm glad you asked.

1) Hell yeah I did.
2) I was a customer, orb. I asked them for a phillips head screwdriver.
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I'm just amazed that anyone working for Old Navy knows what a Phillips screwdriver is.
 
From Zero said:
Bro, come on. They're so technologically advanced, it's not even funny.

They have headsets, for Christ's sake!
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And on second thought, it's even funnier that you were shopping at Old Navy.
 
From Zero said:
Needed a bathing suit bro.
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This isn't Nam, Zero. There are RULES.

You can't just go shop at Old Navy and still be a man! Hell, I shopped at the Gap only under protest because I needed a jacket! And I had a valid excuse! It was San Francisco, and they only have gay stores out there!
 
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