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Hm i was actually a pretty good looking guy when i was 18

MrMuscle

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I never noticed before. Why the hell didnt i get more chicks?

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Maybe because you spend all your time in the gym / eating healthy food ? :) j/k bro :D


love reading your posts on EF / the norwegian boards!
 
have you actually asked a girl out on a date in the past 3 years.
 
low self esteem is why

That's the problem, nobody cares about your muscles and how you look but you! Loosen, try things other then just lifting, maybe then you will have more to talk about and that's when the women will come. Women want brains not muscles only.
 
ungbygger said:
Maybe because you spend all your time in the gym / eating healthy food ? :) j/k bro :D


love reading your posts on EF / the norwegian boards!

thanks man, i appriciate that.
Yeah, i know the reason is i dont get out much, but let me bitch a bit huh?

WODIN said:
have you actually asked a girl out on a date in the past 3 years?

Yeah your wife, but i was to much of a man for her, pity.

hardone899 said:
That's the problem, nobody cares about your muscles and how you look but you! Loosen, try things other then just lifting, maybe then you will have more to talk about and that's when the women will come. Women want brains not muscles only.

I thought women only wanted to suck your brains OUT?
Do you REALLY think i am lifting heavy, keeping a strict diet, working my motherfucking ass off in hopes that i will get a chick that way? Seriously dude.
 
MrMuscle said:


What? you mean...out there?? Golly gee Linda, i dont know.

TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

Besides my wife, have you hit on any other women that are single, available, shown mild interest in the fact that you breath, etc... ?
 
beastboy said:
You dieting still?

Im always "dieting". Im just eating a bit more carbs now. Around 3500 calories. 400g carbs, 350 protein and the rest fat. Split into 8 small meals a day.
 
WODIN said:


TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!

Besides my wife, have you hit on any other women that are single, available, shown mild interest in the fact that you breath, etc... ?

Yeah ofcourse. I mean, ive been on a couple of dates. Spent a couple of weekends with some girls. I'm not a total caveman you know.
 
So you have a couple of girls you spent weekends with and didn't close the deal? You need to go the Havoc school of Bootay.

You've made great gains by the way. Keep it up buddy.
 
WODIN said:
So you have a couple of girls you spent weekends with and didn't close the deal? You need to go the Havoc school of Bootay.

You've made great gains by the way. Keep it up buddy.

Thanks man.

Yeah i aint thet smooth when it comes to closing it. But i find that i always do the right thing anyway. Maybe it seemed like the right thing to do, but in the aftermath, not having sex with them, WAS, the right thing to do.
 
Awwww you were kinda cute!

But to be honest..I think you look better now. I'm not only talking about the body but your face looks better now as well!
 
MrMuscle said:


Thanks man.

Yeah i aint thet smooth when it comes to closing it. But i find that i always do the right thing anyway. Maybe it seemed like the right thing to do, but in the aftermath, not having sex with them, WAS, the right thing to do.

BUDDY your english is perfect! Do you have an accent when you speak it? Just wondering because coming from a country who's first language is not english you're pretty good! I always wanted to ask you that.
 
Cure said:


BUDDY your english is perfect! Do you have an accent when you speak it? Just wondering because coming from a country who's first language is not english you're pretty good! I always wanted to ask you that.

Thanks man. Yeah i speak with a slight accent. I am fortunate to have a friend who's from california. So whenever we speak togheter we speak english. It helps me learn how to form sentences and such. My english is far from perfect, but i can make people understand me at least :)

vixenbabe said:
Awwww you were kinda cute!

But to be honest..I think you look better now. I'm not only talking about the body but your face looks better now as well!


You're just saying that to get in my pants. You girls are all the same.
 
Nope, Stig not wanting in your pants! I say it like I see it...You look better now!

Now.....Enough nice, nice....*Ungbygger*: You can understand Stig's accent unless he's got a cock stuffed in his mouth!:)
 
Euros? man, we dont even have those here.
Its Norwegian Kroner all the way.

And Vixenbabe you understood my accent perfectly, even WITH my cock in your mouth.
 
:wavey:

Maybe it's your phermones that's keeping the chicks away. We've all seen pictures of you and there's nothing wrong with the way you looked when you were 18 or the way you look now, so it must be something we can't see, like the way you smell. I'm not saying that you stink, but, maybe you emit chic-repelling odors that only chicks can smell. Do you use cologne? You should try chic favorites like Cool Water or Polo and see if that helps.

Or maybe it's your feet, since you never post pictures of your feet. Do you have unusually small feet?
 
Lol it might be my phermones, but i dont think they are nasty. Cuz they seem to attract only ladies that are married and such. Is there some special smell that attracts them?

And yes i DO wear cologne. AXE mainly.

As to my feet, they are huge, i am an 11
 
Ofcourse, why didnt I think of that.
Thank you man, now i know what is wrong..YEEEEEY

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Oh, btw, i was being sarcastic.
 
MrMuscle said:
Lol it might be my phermones, but i dont think they are nasty. Cuz they seem to attract only ladies that are married and such. Is there some special smell that attracts them?

And yes i DO wear cologne. AXE mainly.

As to my feet, they are huge, i am an 11

Married women? That means you have that boy toy appeal, that "I am a boy toy and I would love to play with you for just one night and flex my muscles for you all night long" kind of appeal. You need to stop wearing so much gel and those tight super-shiny club shirts everywhere you go! lol ;)

AXE is a good choice. You're an 11? What is that in American size?
 
polarpixie said:
:wavey:

Or maybe it's your feet, since you never post pictures of your feet. Do you have unusually small feet?

Wait a minute, women have been really wanting a large foot instead of a large penis?

Would a size 15 throw you into orgasmic exctasy?

What the hell........?
 
lol hey i wear what makes me look good :)

i thought size 11 WAS american size..thats the size i use when i order shoes from USA.
 
MrMuscle said:
Lol it might be my phermones, but i dont think they are nasty. Cuz they seem to attract only ladies that are married and such. Is there some special smell that attracts them?

And yes i DO wear cologne. AXE mainly.

As to my feet, they are huge, i am an 11


Hah, size 11 are for pussies ;) , size 13 here :-)

Still no chicks though...
 
when i first saw his arm in that 2nd pic, i thought it was pretty big too, but after studying the pic, i found that what i thought was tricep was really the chair back. look closely: notice how on the right side its shiny, where the rest of his arm ain't? you can also see the line if you look closely.
 
hm, lets see, my arms are around 44-45 cm that makes them around 17 inches i guess. Not bad for a Norwegian fairy huh?

Lol, ranger, opie? wtf man?

Ok so my feet arent big? damn, i always thought they looked like floats or something.
 
That is very good for a natty bro...mine barely exceed that and I've done 1 injury healing cycle to get back to my natty weight, and 1 cycle to get beyond it.
 
cold, all my measurments are cold, ive never measured anything else.

Yeah im blessed with a high peak on my bis, and my tris arent lagging either, so they are pretty big flexed. But relaxed my arms looks like shit.
 
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