HG Pennypacker

[HG Pennypacker]

So this behemoth stepped on my foot with one of her cloven hooves yesterday. Naturally, it didn't say excuse me.

So as it walked away, I called her a fat horse. She got pissed and turned around at yelled at me for calling her a fucking whore. I told her I called her a fat horse and she seemed to be ok with that.

Apparently, it's better to be a horse than a whore.

 

[HappyScrappy]

that's what ma used to always say.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

that's what ma used to always say.

Crappy
I want to make sure that you and everyone else are adding 26 posts to my count from when I was nvrstupidenough. I want to make sure I get props for my post count.

HGP

 

[HappyScrappy]

haven't you been here since June of 2001. No wait, August of 2000! No wait! May of 1988...

damn, no matter how you look at it, you win.

I used to have a lot of posters in my room when I was a youth. I liked the Beatles.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

haven't you been here since June of 2001. No wait, August of 2000! No wait! May of 1988...

damn, no matter how you look at it, you win.

I used to have a lot of posters in my room when I was a youth. I liked the Beatles.

I had Darryl Strawberry and Heather Thomas. It was like a retarded interracial threesome in my room.

 

[gymtime]

Next time try "fat cow." I do it all the time. It leaves a lot less room for misunderstanding, plus cows have much less dignity than horses. I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to be called a horse? It truly does border on a compliment, and we don't want that in these situations.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Next time try "fat cow." I do it all the time. It leaves a lot less room for misunderstanding, plus cows have much less dignity than horses. I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to be called a horse? It truly does border on a compliment, and we don't want that in these situations.

See, the way I look at it, "fat cow" is redundant. If I call you a cow, the fat part is presumed. A horse is a regal beast. Lean, muscular and proud. Sort of the antithesis of Beastboy. For a horse to become fat, it really has to let itself go. To be called a fat horse is like being compared to the bottom 1% of that animal's population.

 

[beastboy]

See, the way I look at it, "fat cow" is redundant. If I call you a cow, the fat part is presumed. A horse is a regal beast. Lean, muscular and proud. Sort of the antithesis of Beastboy. For a horse to become fat, it really has to let itself go. To be called a fat horse is like being compared to the bottom 1% of that animal's population.

All of those horses that let themselves go must of gotten married.

 

[HappyScrappy]

it's just a shot away
it's just a shot away
it's just a shot away
it's just a shot away
it's just a kiss away