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Plifter - so I could execute him military style.

Dcupsheepnipples - So i can stab him when he's not looking

Havoc - Cuz he's the only one on the board who stands a chance against me in flowing.

Moneybags - Just so i can see what a bitch he is.

And anyone who blazes the weed up.
 
mp5, 2thick, warik, RyanH - they are interesting
bikinimom - she has emotional depth
moe dank, frackal - they are cool
 
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Les see,
Warik, WeaponX, dballer, Badkins (even though he's an aggie ;) ), Frackal, conan69, 2thick, SG, TxLonghorn, flexed1, bouncer, RyanH, Ranger, George Spellwin, smalls, pauly & Azia, tripleV...the list goes on.
 
Huck, Slopain and a host of other good bruthas that go unnamed and a large contingent of the AF board (All damn good people).

Ladies? Any between 26-38, 105lbs.-130lbs., 5'2" - 5'9", blonde (natural, bleached, don't care), works out, has a career and is intelligent. Why? No different than other "environment" I find myself interacting in on a daily basis.

Later,
 
Too many to really mention...but I would love to make slow sweet passionate love to you and I would start with the curve of that neck woman!
 
fistfullofsteel said:
You can't start this kind of thread and not mention who you want to meet.
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MOI?

Bikinimom, Kartchick, Jennifer, Smalls, Slice, Mommakin, Natglutes, Kitkat, Vixenbabe & Shrebly - because their women that I can find common ground with, because they're the type of women I would chose to have as friends and could only hope for as family, because I admire and respect their ballz as women, because their dead sexy and because they'll call a spade a spade.

Matttheskywalker, TXcollegeguy, Jimsbbc, Kryp2o, Hannibal, Big4life, Frackal, George, The Ranger, Fonz, Warlobo, Conan69 (came close!), Fistfullofsteel, RyanH, Satanic Goatslayer, Cornholio, *cough* Wodin (who could resist the neck thang???) - because I could have a conversation with almost any of them and enjoy it, because I could have a conversation with almost any of them and not say a verbal word and enjoy it (heh) even more, because I know 90% of them have mighty fine asses, because they cheer me up when I am down and don't hold my tardiness in responses against me, because they're real, they have their ups and their downs and that makes them that more alluring.

And you know, I know there are more people here I like and I look for their posts, but the people above have just been *in my face longer* so they come to mind faster.
 
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First and foremost, the satanic goatslayer. Nuff said.

Next, in no particular order:
smalls
phemomema
kryp2o
agent shagwell
danielson
big buck
matttheskywalker

and of course all my MI or Detroit people
thermo
amaritto
madbomber
pauly & azia
and all the rest who are but choose to go location-less.
 
velvett said:
Matttheskywalker, TXcollegeguy, Jimsbbc, Kryp2o, Hannibal, Big4life, Frackal, George, The Ranger, Fonz, Warlobo, Conan69 (came close!), Fistfullofsteel, RyanH, Satanic Goatslayer, Cornholio, *cough* Wodin (who could resist the neck thang???) - because I could have a conversation with almost any of them and enjoy it, because I could have a conversation with almost any of them and not say a verbal word and enjoy it (heh) even more, because I know 90% of them have mighty fine asses, because they cheer me up when I am down and don't hold my tardiness in responses against me, because they're real, they have their ups and their downs and that makes them that more alluring.

And you know, I know their are more people here I like and I look for their posts, but the people above have just been *in my face longer* so they come to mind faster.
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O boy, O boy, O boy, O boy. My name was mentioned. O boy, O boy. O boy.

At this time I would like to thank George Spellwin. As always, I would like to thank the guy who invented anabolic steroids. I would also like to thank the persons who made it all possible, Velvett and my mother and father for having me.


Crowd screaming, "we love you fistfullofsteel."

Me, "I love you too."
 
ID LIKE TO MEET THE STEEL BEAST.EVERYONE THINKS HE IS A RIGHTEOUS DUDE.
 
Badkins
TheBabyDoc
Real Deal
WeaponX
MP5
Conan69
B Fold The Truth
TXCollegeGuy
Warik
Spentagn
Johny Juice
Rotten
Star
Toga22
PolarPixie
Johnny Zampon
Captian Amazing
Chesty
SushiX
Nature Boy
Omar
TheClash
Satanic Goatslayer
and.. The Steel Beast
 
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THE STEEL BEAST TOLD ME TO TELL YOU SINCE NO ONE SAID THEY WANTED TO MEET HIM,YOU ARENT INVITED TO HIS HOUSE FOR SEX WITH ALL OF THE STRIPPERS IN HIS HOMETOWN ON NOVEMBER THE 18TH.
 
SHIT.. I forgot to add Steel Beast... but I added him to my poll of the funniest people on the board....

Steel Beast.... you should be on my list... even if you don't believe in God... you are still funny as hell.
 
OH STEEL HASNT REPLIED YET.........IM SURE MOST OF YOU GUYS WILL MAKE IT
 
NO one mentioned me! [/B]
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theres 20412 members of elite fitness. don't feel too bad. unless you're a mod, a flirty woman or you make 30 posts a day for 2 years you probably won't get mentioned.
 
Velvett, you're the only one I'd like to meet because you have a pretty jaw line and beautifu eyes.:)
 
Only one mention and none of them were the ladies. :(
 
Johnny Zampon said:
captain awesome.
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also pauly and azia. i'm gonna bring pauly with me to pittsburgh so that he can watch his detroit lions get their asses handed to them by the steel curtain.
 
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I dunno, I didn't think I was that damned ugly!
 
Velvett,

I think you are the only board member I could handle meeting bc I know it wouldn't be a fight over some political RyanH crap!!!


Real conversations....hmmmmmm....sounds nice...:)
 
well, i don't want to meet anybody, but if i were to because i had to, then i would say MADBOMBER because he has a passion for football as much as i do. i would also say most of the women because i would love to make love to them.


btw, velvett, i offered you a shot to meet with you and you turned me down. we were supposed to watch the "NY the greatest team in all of sports Giants" play and you turned me down.:bawling:
 
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Ladies? Any between 26-38, 105lbs.-130lbs., 5'2" - 5'9", blonde (natural, bleached, don't care), works out, has a career and is intelligent. Why? No different than other "environment" I find myself interacting in on a daily basis.

Later,
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lmao.. that is some funny shit.. ok then
i would want to meet any guy that is between 5'9- 6'3 and over 200 pounds between the age of 21-34 and has to be a tough guy with a heart of gold and hot as hell :)

possible elite members who may fit my description: (feel free to include yourself if i forget a name)
-Kayne, johnny zampon, moneybags, big buck, conan69, hannibal, Frackel, cornholio, king winny, njstacked, and much much more :p
 
Mr. X
~Read two of his articles and totally changed the way I eat now, with awesome results.n Still don't eat enough, tho.
 
Steel Blast, cuz I'd like to show him where his caps lock button is.

Kakky, cuz I like people who agree with everyone.

Scrappy, cuz he's the only dude who can would discuss the virtues of MD5 over SHA.

I'd like to meet Ryanh, but only if it's watching him and MP5 in a cage match.

Umm, and none of the chicks here...Because I suspect all of them are Garza or Satanic Goatslayer...or Marge Schott wannabes.
 
OK. let's see.

Velvett, because she's a very interesting and sexy lady.:p

Hannibal, because he seems like a cool dude.

Satanic goatslayer, because he has to be fun to hang out with.
 
supergirl said:


lmao.. that is some funny shit.. ok then
i would want to meet any guy that is between 5'9- 6'3 and over 200 pounds between the age of 21-34 and has to be a tough guy with a heart of gold and hot as hell :)
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DO I COUNT? I'M 5'9", 450LBS, 34 YEARS OLD, REALLY TOUGH (I ONCE BEAT UP 2 MIDGETS AT THE SAME TIME), AND MY HEART IS GENUINE!!! OH YEAH, I'M HOT AS HELL ALSO. I'M SWEATING SITTING IN FRONT OF MY COMP RIGHT NOW. IT COULD BE CUZ OF THE EXCESSIVE WEIGHT THOUGH. I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO SWEAT ALL DAY SOMETIMES.

KAYNE
 
Velvett, thank you !!!



My list is BikiniMom, Smalls, Velvett, Mommakin,SexKittenCandy,
Vixenbabe, Shrebly, Phenomena, Jennifer, and Pumpgirl. <---I guess cause I tend to keep up with their posts and they seem like very cool ladies and inspire me in many ways.

MattTheSkywalker (smartest guy on Elite), MP5, FistfullofSteel, Chesty(I just now got a chance to respond), BigBuck, Wodin,Jimsbc,Frackel RyanH,Captain_Insano, SteakHelmet. <--Some really good guys, sometimes they make me laugh, offered advice, made me think about things in a different way (man's point of view).

Oh and add Canadian Oak to that list that guy needs a hug.
 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HAMSTER HIDER? HE IS A PRETTY HELLA COOL GUY.

I WANT TO O TO THE STEEL BEASTS STRIPPER PARTY.

WHO WANTS TO MEET ME?

I AM NOW DEPRESSED AS I FEEL LIKE A LOSER NO ONE WANTS TO MEET ME.

GOOD BYE
 
thunderwave
Balls of Steel
James
Slice of Peach2
cozmokramer
VenusVixen (could be Slice of Peach2, one never knows)

so I could direct them to "Flawed DNA" island, off the coast of plifterland.
 
KAYNE said:


DO I COUNT? I'M 5'9", 450LBS, 34 YEARS OLD, REALLY TOUGH (I ONCE BEAT UP 2 MIDGETS AT THE SAME TIME), AND MY HEART IS GENUINE!!! OH YEAH, I'M HOT AS HELL ALSO. I'M SWEATING SITTING IN FRONT OF MY COMP RIGHT NOW. IT COULD BE CUZ OF THE EXCESSIVE WEIGHT THOUGH. I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO SWEAT ALL DAY SOMETIMES.

KAYNE
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perfect :p :p
 
Even though I have not been around that long...and the list will be short, I know who I think would be intersting in person just from reading their posts (or PMs:p) !!!

dballer
satanic goatslayer
weapon x
bikinimom
smalls
ryanh
frackal
bouncer
hamsterrider...excuse me...hamsterHider
 
hmm...
Warik
Wodin
TripleV
Smalls
Satanic GoatSlayer
Jen, BFL Chick
and any of my REFER brothers :)

Hey freak, you from D-town or just a suburb around there? I live about 2 hrs north of D-town, nice to see some michigan peeps up in here.
 
velvett said:

MOI?
Conan69 (came close)
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You know what this wasnt my fualt, i offered several times to go out for a few drinks and chat, we only lived 4 miles away from each other, but ahem someone was ALWAYS busy ;-)

no worries
 
Well, there are too many to list...

There are a ton of members

lets see
Ranger, Chesty, Slopain ....i have known these gents for a long time..and i highly respect them

Definately all members of the Club (you know who you are)
because the conversation would be great, and maybe just maybe we could go ummm cause some trouble hehehe

Velvett...cause i still owe you that drink
Supergirl...we have unfinished business (since the last time)
Bikinimom..i owe you lunch (the rain check i took)

Ryan H....would like to introduce him to my world........
Satanic Goatslayer...cause he is one twisted mofo


Some may not know this but some time ago there was a brainstorm about a convention in Las Vegas or Atlantic City
for elitemembers... George was looking into it, but nothing ever came of it...i think it would be great to have one...get to meet alot of people i respect

so if anyone wants to take the initiative to check into it
i would be interested
 
Just about everyone:

The guys:
Havoc, Warik, Steel Beat, Frackal, RyanH, 2Thick, Chesty, Steriod Virgin, Musclebrains, Slopain, The Ranger, Goatslayer, HappyScrappy, Badkins, Wodin, Fonz, MadBomber, Thick Dog, Rudedawg, WeapoX, BFoldTheTruth, Bouncer, and I am sure I forgot some.

The ladies:

Pandora's Aggression, KitKat, Velvett, Shagwell, Night Fly, MommaKin, May1010 (haha) and I am sure there are more.

Now - who have I talked to on the phone in my Elite Life?

Blackhaus1
Shagwell
Pandora's Aggression
Night Fly
Thick Dog
Warik
 
conan69 said:


You know what this wasnt my fualt, i offered several times to go out for a few drinks and chat, we only lived 4 miles away from each other, but ahem someone was ALWAYS busy ;-)

no worries
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EGADS!

I never meant for you to think I am saying it's your fault - if it was anyone it was me.

:bawling:
 
i would like to meet the canadian oak and bitch slap him. then ill have sex with his girlfriend.
 
i want to meet velvett and tell her to stop replying to this thread 3 times in a row.
 
I wanna meet:

gymnpoppa - so I can pimp slap his sorry ass :)

Star - so I can see if she is really all that, or if she just put up a good photo of herself.

smallmovesal - so I can buy her some big sillycone tatties and then munch her box

Mommakin - so I can ravage her (lesbian or not, shit give me a threesome then)

Warik - because I want to buy him a drink because his political ideals are exactly like mine

Kakdeisel - he seems pretty kool

Freak Show - He is modest and generally a good person

Bouncer - So I can go to Ireland and watch some football (soccer) with a local and drink guiness with one of the most stand up guys on this board

Big Buck - cuz he is a badass mutherfucker who we all owe a beer

Last but not least - May1010, so I can prove to him that I am not gay, and that his guiles would have NO effect on me, even after I whiffed and eightball with him.
 
I think I am the most unpopular person here on elite...... I didn't make the who is funny thread and no one wants to meet me......well.. maybe Sailor Girl does.......... but that is only to use me......(but that doesn't sound so bad)
 
hmmm....let's see....

all the gurls from the women's board.....triple v, phenomena, spatts, ann (especially cause she's from the south!), new, nubian, jlo, hope i didn't leave out anyone...

special mention to pumpgirl & luvs...ya'll know what i wanna see!

night fly cause she's from TN as is pumpgirl! grrr!

guys: NY muscle...his pics are delish! ttlpkg....crackerlinebacker....veni.....all the hotties....daeo...great legs!

and satanic....he intrigues me....
 
wow that's cool so many would like to meet me

i didn't see this thread until now...

i'm sure i'll forget people but: bigbuck, shrebly, bikinimom, velvett, triple v, phemomena, ann, spatterson, freak show, txcollegeguy, badkins, bignate, supersizeme, cleaner, wodin, rotten, sailor girl, kit kat, frackal, phatchik, kakdiesel, jennbfl, buksoon...

that's all i can think of right now

i've already met happyscrappy and we had a blast!
 
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I have a few I'd be interested to meet

the man I'd most like to meet is Karde, so I can see if he really is as hot as he's rumored to be

the woman I'd like to meet most is Buksoon, to have a long conversation with her about anything in particular - I enjoy her intelligence

There are a few friends I've made on Elite that I'd love to hit the gym with...
 
Well I have met many already...Velvett tops the list cause well she knows why.

I'd like to take an Afternoon to hangout with Chesty, Connan, Ranger, and 2 guys i have met ttlpkg and Big Buck a HUGE Ass BBQ and Crawfish boil would be fun with these guys, hearing them talk about anything, from football to hunting or old military stories

Smalls cause I would Cook some damn good food to help her in her quest to beef up. All those Crazy LA boys so we can have a good Old fashion Coon Ass/Cajun Cookout filled with Crawfish, Jumbalya, and Boodan
 
TxCollegeguy said:
Smalls cause I would Cook some damn good food to help her in her quest to beef up. All those Crazy LA boys so we can have a good Old fashion Coon Ass/Cajun Cookout filled with Crawfish, Jumbalya, and Boodan
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I assume I was included in as one of the crazy LA boys. Damn don't make me miss out on the food now. :D
 
Yeah you would be invited...Smalls I can cook you some food that will be sure to add some weight...

I have had a few cook outs before but haven't really opened it up beyond chicken, steaks, and porkchops
 
Not sure if i'd want to meet any females on this board cause I would probably be brutally raped on site..........wait..........in that case all of the women on the board ;). There is so many people i would like to hang with almost everyone seems cool. There are certain people that have probs with me (probably cuz my name contain the word NEW (over 100 posts) and i didnt know you couldnt join and then change screen names DAMMIT). Some people seem like they are always on 2000MGS of test a day - and if they aren't well I never wanna see them on it.
 
:(
 
the man I'd most like to meet is Karde, so I can see if he really is as hot as he's rumored to be
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Someone is spreading my secrets.
PM me sometime, and I might send you a picture honey.
 
see, I'm fuckin invisible here. How many of you actually try to met others in your area? Like the guys(and gals) from Detroit? You are a phone call away.
 
No one mentioned me so NYEAH don't wanna meet any of you turds anyway....................well maybe some of the fine women BKmom, Smallmoves, Velvett, Jennifer,Mommakin..........and of course Goatslayer I wanna see if he has two heads

For all you that think I'm not worthy to meet :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
 
id like to meet a lot of the people on this board but there are some that id really like to meet, havoc (would like to pick at his brain), big buck, wodin, warik, satanic goatslayer....all seem like cool people
but the list does go on

peace
 
I would like to meet Satanic Goatslayer/May1010. Since they are the same person, it'd be cool sitting there watching one personality bash the other while the other personality tried to suck the cock of the hetero's.
 
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