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Hey Smalls

Smalls, how come you are so hot, yet you spend friday and saturday nights posting on ef?

And also, are you really a virgin? Were you just kidding? How old are you if you are a virgin, id say from your avatar you are about 28.
 
28?

2001-1977= 24

She's not out on the town cuz she's waitin' for her kokdaddy to come and get some spice from her.

So what time you want ole kokdaddy over?
 
smallmovesal said:
i live in a city where i know no one

i'm 24

and no i'm not a virgin
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I admire smalls because she is hot. I know this because she posts many pics of the same person, which is her. Unless these pics are of a hot friend of yours.

Other girls on this board though, I have my suspicions about. They dont post their pics, therefore I assume they are ugly.
 
The only pics of her I have seen are those in her avatar.

I also saw on she posted on WBB.com. She is hot.

Dont let people tell you that your too skinny. Skinny is hot. No one likes those muscle girls on the pics of women board, they just tell them how hot they are so they will post more pics and maybe some nudes.

IMO you are hotter than JEN BFL chick and natglues, they are both muscular and a litte on the fat side.
 
yes ,fat chicks are nasty. Even if they dont have a high bf%. All they need is a thick back or chubby chicks, and I steer clear of them. Stay skinnny, dont worry about having small boobs either. Big tits just get in the way when you are trying to fuck a girl. Medium sized boobies are ideal.

If you were ugly, I wouldnt be complementing you. I just happen to think you are kinda cute. IF you were ugly, I would probably call you a fattie.
 
Actually, I have never seen your tits. I just rember the other night, MoneyBags said they looked like mosquito bites. Im sure he was exagerating though. As long as there is something to grab onto, it's all good.

Tittie size is like racism, it is all myth. No guy cares about how big your tits are. It's all in the face. If you are pretty, than your hot. Im sure you know this, guys probably cum up to you all the time.

It aggravates me that some of the women on this board post thier nudes like they are all that.

Has anyone ever seen a muscular girl hotter than smalls? Hell no.

I dont meant to start this into a shrebly bashing contest, but I cant believe she scanned her box and posted it.

Smalls is the hottest member of this board until another girl posts her pic, and proves otherwise.
 
um, thanks i think... my bikini top made me look extra flat

why does everyone bust on shrebly so much? i think she's really cool.
 
Well I used to post as whity ford. I rember she flamed me this one time and called me a little boy, I am 17. She then told everyone that I was bill Clinton (the IU guy who got arrested or something) when actually, I was only whity and hoss84. She also locked many of my (whitys) threads.

She is also ugly. I dont mean to sound mean, but no one likes an ugly fat girl. In real life, I dont reallly pay attention to fat girls. But hot girls, they can be a bitch and guys will put up with them.

Not that your a bitch, I dont know you ,even on EF, very well. But if you were a bitch, guys would be more leniant with you because you are hot.

Like me, I say all kinds of sick stuff about fucking my granny and stuff in school, and even though they know I am just bieng a jerk and joking aruond, some of the girls think it is wierd. But since I am pretty good looking (by my estimation) they still put up with me and hang out with me. but If I was garza, they probably wouldnt put up[ with my shit. Same goes with girls.
 
ROTFLMAO!

On these boards, hell no!

Too many people hate me. I have already had 3 of the guys on here in the baltimore metro area threaten to beat my ass. I accidently told them where I work too.

I would never post on here, i'd be afraid somone would find me and beat my ass. Im only 5'10 170, so I couldnt defend myself against most of these guys.
 
What?

That is a personal question isn't it? That was random.
 
Im just a little 17 year old boy. I still get sweaty palms when I talk to girls. And my voice, it cracks and stuff.
 
It's not funny. It is serious. They always come up to me and are like, "hey big greg, what ya doin this weekend, wanna get togeather."

And Im like,'' well...welli gu..guess...that in not...doing...any any thing, so yeahs..sure..why......not."
 
heehee... you just have to gather yourself... in time you'll have the courage. :)

is that what you'd do if i went up and talked to you?
 
smallmovesal said:
heehee... you just have to gather yourself... in time you'll have the courage. :)

is that what you'd do if i went up and talked to you?
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Yeah, Im Mr. Asshole on EF, but in real life I am shy. Not all the time, just around hot girls. I make fun of the ugly ones, and am cool with all the guys, but the hot girls make me nervous.
 
balls, one word of advice, don't ever ever try to guess a girl's age, its bad news. some take it very personally if you guess too high which you did. all girls like to be thought of as younger, i think. and where did u get 28 from just looking at her butt?
 
lol well i don't get approached much, esp. since i don't get out much in this city... i could've tonight but i'm not in the mood.

i had a rough week.

i have a date next weekend though.
 
Balls of Steel said:


Yeah, Im Mr. Asshole on EF, but in real life I am shy. Not all the time, just around hot girls. I make fun of the ugly ones, and am cool with all the guys, but the hot girls make me nervous.
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so then what made you come up with the "balls of steel" handle if you are the complete opposite?:confused:
 
Because balls of sperm was already taken. I guess I just get too much ass when I am drunk, and not enough when I am sober.
 
I just wish I was as sexy as garza. But not everyone can be blessed with those genetics. I got genetics from my granny, so i am good looking and get lost of action anyway.
 
too much ass huh? that's is why you are on elite with us tonight right? if what you say is true i'd run to my dad's liquor cabinet pronto. just busting your balls....
 
MaGilicuti said:


damn i never knew that... i'm impressed.

you know where this guy is going to bring you on your date?
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thank phem for that tidbit of knowledge.

i'm going to his city for the date... :) we're going to meet up with mutual friends.
 
MaGilicuti said:
too much ass huh? that's is why you are on elite with us tonight right? if what you say is true i'd run to my dad's liquor cabinet pronto. just busting your balls....
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My cousin got granny for the night. And my gf is taking the SAT tommorow, so she wasnt willing to give me ass today.
 
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