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[Chosser]

I am new to the boards, but I have a dilemma right now. You see, my girlfriend has just recently told me that she has gotten pregnant. Well, her B-day is coming and I thought I should get her something she could use, a home abortion kit. Only problem being, I do not know which one to buy, so I am enlisting your services. The first one, which I saw in Walmart, consists of a bottle of vodka and a coat hanger. The second one I saw a Native American selling and it consisted of a blow dart, blow dart gun, and some peyote. They are virtually the same price, but I want to make sure I get the right one to impress her and her parents.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

option 2

 

[Inquest]

better methods

The best home abortion Kit:
Codeine
golf club
water based sex oil
a few hits of ex.
gas mask
vix vapor rub
large blunt object (large in length small in radius.)

There are so many ways to use this kit. Plus it's reusable. so you get high quality for high price.

 

[Ingram]

Those all sound dangerous. Go to a clinic, its safer and they'll give you the left overs to bring home for your dog.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

A kick to the stomach is both free and fun.

 

[HelenSL]

that's what the baby is gonna be doing on the inside GS...did you get confused???

Chosser,

If you shoot her they'll both die...two birds with one stone...

Anyway, why did you have sex with her if you didn't want to be a father? Didn't anyone teach you that's the point of sex??? She's SUPPOSED to get pregnant, you fool...

love
helen

 

[sikfuk]

Are you serious Helen? My father told me th epoint of sex is to get my nut off. Well, I guess this is not the first time that alcoholic has lied to me, rectal thermometer my ass.

 

[HelenSL]

Well, I always assumed that that was how I got pregnant...

Is there another way???

love
helen

 

[spentagn]

yes, but it is definitely NOT anal sex

 

[Star]

Are you serious Helen? My father told me th epoint of sex is to get my nut off. Well, I guess this is not the first time that alcoholic has lied to me, rectal thermometer my ass.

Rectal thermometer....

Star

 

[HelenSL]

yes, but it is definitely NOT anal sex

Well obviously sf's Dad was taking precautions so that sf would not get pregnant...

love
h

 

[-SD-]

that's what the baby is gonna be doing on the inside GS...did you get confused???

Chosser,

If you shoot her they'll both die...two birds with one stone...

Anyway, why did you have sex with her if you didn't want to be a father? Didn't anyone teach you that's the point of sex??? She's SUPPOSED to get pregnant, you fool...

love
helen

Doesnt work that way anymore, the purpose of sex is pleasure, what with all the birth control measures we have now. Sex for the purpose of getting pregnant is secondary now. Thats why this kid is posting about this pesky pregnancy that wasnt "supposed" to happen.

 

[68GT350]

You may want ot reconsider...Maybe you shouldn't be shopping for means of abortion. How about a box of cigars for the new arrival. The baby didn't ask to be born. Be a man and accept your responsiblity.

Do a better job than your dad did. Raise the next president.

 

[HelenSL]

You may want ot reconsider...Maybe you shouldn't be shopping for means of abortion. How about a box of cigars for the new arrival. The baby didn't ask to be born. Be a man and accept your responsiblity.

Do a better job than your dad did. Raise the next president.

Are you kewl or what???

(answer: kewl )

love
helen

 

[sikfuk]

Actually, I just did what GS stated, but added a little twist. I hollowed out a reed and sucked out the aborted fetus. It looked like tomato stew but tasted amazingly similar to chicken, go figure.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Actually, I just did what GS stated, but added a little twist. I hollowed out a reed and sucked out the aborted fetus. It looked like tomato stew but tasted amazingly similar to chicken, go figure.

Absolutely ingenious. All aboard the cannibal train.