Hey Puddle, I'm smelling fantastic

[calveless wonder]

I just turned 35 haters

for the 3rd straight year

 

[puddlemonkey]

for the 3rd straight year

I have the sperm count of a 23 year old.

 

[puddlemonkey]

and that's not an invitation for gay jokes

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn, you guys fizzled out quick tonight.

 

[puddlemonkey]

If anyone needs me I'll be flexing in the mirror.

 

[Lambruh]

well I will say one thing, Pmunk backs some of his shit with proof..

however, he could end all fat jokes with a simple body shot, which he's yet to do. which leads me to the assumtion........


chunky junky monkey

 

[puddlemonkey]

well I will say one thing, Pmunk backs some of his shit with proof..

however, he could end all fat jokes with a simple body shot, which he's yet to do. which leads me to the assumtion........

With having a folder of 200+ pics of EFers at my disposal, why would I give you guys photoshop ammo in return? The few pics I have posted clearly show I'm not fat.

 

[puddlemonkey]

btw- some of you are in deep shit, I've been honing my skills on photoshop 7

 

[redshirt27se]

I have to go pee, while I'm gone you can dry your tears with this..

at least you're hoarding something worthwhile for once.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I need that shit to buy my guns, guitars, and colognes.