Hey PudBud.

[all the whey]

I need an update on your ex in the black thong.

She calling and texting you a lot? Or, did she go back to her bf?


You talk to her on Valentines Day?


OK enough with the small talk. Post the rest of the noooods!!!!!!!!1

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol, just fired off a return msg to her. Took a nap and woke to 4 missed texts, 3 from her. She's hinting towards me coming up again on Sunday night.

 

[all the whey]

lol, just fired off a return msg to her. Took a nap and woke to 4 missed texts, 3 from her. She's hinting towards me coming up again on Sunday night.

3 damn!!

You going to do it?

 

[puddlemonkey]

3 damn!!

You going to do it?

I think so, that, or make her come down to me. I'm worried though, I could easily become pussy whipped, that unprotected sex stuff is amazing! Been using condoms so damn long I apparently forgot how great it was without.

Oh, and looks like the b/f is about to become the ex b/f. She ripped him a new one in one of the texts saying they didn't do anything for valentines day and she doesn't carry if they ever talk again. I sent her a text of a rose ~~<~@

Puddle- 1
Boyfriend- 0

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh, I found a cat pic for you. Might be useful in some cases...

 

[all the whey]

I think so, that, or make her come down to me. I'm worried though, I could easily become pussy whipped, that unprotected sex stuff is amazing! Been using condoms so damn long I apparently forgot how great it was without.

Oh, and looks like the b/f is about to become the ex b/f. She ripped him a new one in one of the texts saying they didn't do anything for valentines day and she doesn't carry if they ever talk again. I sent her a text of a rose ~~<~@

Puddle- 1
Boyfriend- 0

Bro. Becareful. I never trust girls with bc. I always wear a condom.


Well it usually is

insert guys name- 1
Boyfriend-0

 

[puddlemonkey]

Bro. Becareful. I never trust girls with bc. I always wear a condom.


Well it usually is

insert guys name- 1
Boyfriend-0

Oh I can feel that niva ring birth control stuff in there. No trust required, I get physical proof!!!

 

[all the whey]

Oh, I found a cat pic for you. Might be useful in some cases...

Thanks man, but I just looked at that one about 10 minute ago. I almost used it, because someone wanted a few kitty pics.

I have a good monkey/cat GIF for us to use on a special occasion.

 

[ceo]

Post the rest of the noooods!!!!!!!!1

rest? Did he post ANY noods? All I saw was that one with her laying on the bed in her thong.


no wrapper eh? next you'll be getting one of these:

 

[puddlemonkey]

no wrapper eh? next you'll be getting one of these:

I went down on that shit too!

 

[javaguru]

lol, just fired off a return msg to her. Took a nap and woke to 4 missed texts, 3 from her. She's hinting towards me coming up again on Sunday night.

Nude pics please....I've posted nudes of my ex's....

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've posted nudes of my ex's....

O'RLY? Links! I'll be right back.... gotta shower.

 

[javaguru]

O'RLY? Links! I'll be right back.... gotta shower.

Before I violate TOS....


Nudes and semi nudes.....you've seen them before..

 

[puddlemonkey]

I remember the first girl, not the other two.

 

[javaguru]

I remember the first girl, not the other two.

The second reminds me of Ann Coulter and the third is a Jersey girl....

 

[puddlemonkey]

The second reminds me of Ann Coulter

I can see that... which would ruin it for me. She's annoying.

 

[jack sparrow]

I'd make Anne Coulter beg for mercy.

 

[javaguru]

I can see that... which would ruin it for me. She's annoying.

She's a right wing Repub but smarter than Ann, she loves freaky doggy style.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Lot of girls like doggy. I think its because our nuts bounce off their clit. That and its easy to reach around and give it a few strokes too.

 

[javaguru]

Lot of girls like doggy. I think its because our nuts bounce off their clit. That and its easy to reach around and give it a few strokes too.

I don't question it...I just go with the flow...when she's happy then you'll be happy but not vice versa...

 

[jack sparrow]

Lot of girls like doggy. I think its because our nuts bounce off their clit. That and its easy to reach around and give it a few strokes too.

This post found me laughing like some evil dictator.

 

[silverstar1025]

I think so, that, or make her come down to me. I'm worried though, I could easily become pussy whipped, that unprotected sex stuff is amazing! Been using condoms so damn long I apparently forgot how great it was without.

Oh, and looks like the b/f is about to become the ex b/f. She ripped him a new one in one of the texts saying they didn't do anything for valentines day and she doesn't carry if they ever talk again. I sent her a text of a rose ~~<~@
Puddle- 1
Boyfriend- 0

You are such a pimp!

 

[binö]

this is my prediction, i know this scenario all too well.
pudmonk is thinking he's a badass...afterall, a gal cheated on her bf to be with pudmonk.
must be a complete stud@!!@#!
so pudmonk, like he's already hinted at, is gonna start seeing gal more often and he'll develop feelings, which is already apparent...
then, suprisingly (?) she is gonna cheat on him with some other tool, proly 6-8 months down the road. and pud is gonna be bumming.
this is how it always works out with a cheating whore
please don't fall vic

 

[Raptorex]

any burning yet?

 

[jack sparrow]

this is my prediction, i know this scenario all too well.
pudmonk is thinking he's a badass...afterall, a gal cheated on her bf to be with pudmonk.
must be a complete stud@!!@#!
so pudmonk, like he's already hinted at, is gonna start seeing gal more often and he'll develop feelings, which is already apparent...
then, suprisingly (?) she is gonna cheat on him with some other tool, proly 6-8 months down the road. and pud is gonna be bumming.
this is how it always works out with a cheating whore
please don't fall vic

He's doomed

 

[Raptorex]

+1

 

[binö]

He's doomed

i can't count how many times i've witnessed this same thing go down
and unfortuantly one time it was me...i felt like such a stud, proly even made a thread about how pimping i was.
only to get fucked over in the end
if she's cheating now, she cheat later

 

[jack sparrow]

i can't count how many times i've witnessed this same thing go down
and unfortuantly one time it was me...i felt like such a stud, proly even made a thread about how pimping i was.
only to get fucked over in the end
if she's cheating now, she cheat later

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[binö]

Truer words have never been spoken.

but it's different, she really likes me!!!@!!@!##!!!!!!


sorry for shitting on you pud, but i'm trying to help you out bro
it seems like you are on the verge of catching feelings

 

[puddlemonkey]

this is my prediction

Give it to me Nostradamus

pudmonk is thinking he's a badass...

Thinking? This is fact!

afterall, a gal cheated on her bf to be with pudmonk.

Not the first time, wont be the last. Women are scandalous.

so pudmonk, like he's already hinted at, is gonna start seeing gal more often and he'll develop feelings, which is already apparent...

No no no, I don't fall in love. Minor addiction to barebacking the vag at the most.

then, suprisingly (?) she is gonna cheat on him with some other tool, proly 6-8 months down the road. and pud is gonna be bumming.

Can't happen, I wont be dating her so she can do whatever she wants.

this is how it always works out with a cheating whore

You misspelled women.