Hey May1010, you might not be straight...

[MP5]

I know you liked the Van halen tune, but Judas Priest had a gay front man and they are fairly similar.

 

[May1010]

Nah, you're wrong, Drew. I prefer guys. Probably always will. I'm pretty comfortable with guys. I hate the smell of pussy. I can't get past that damn smell!

 

[smallmovesal]

you said i was better than all the men though... i'm crushed

 

[May1010]

Well, your pussy was very tight and it smelled like roses. You're the exception, Small!

 

[smallmovesal]

damn straight!

 

[GinNJuice]

I prefer guys. Probably always will. I'm pretty comfortable with guys. I hate the smell of pussy. I can't get past that damn smell!

Oh, so you prefer the smell of ASS

 

[JohnyJuice]

Oh, so you prefer the smell of ASS

Aint that the truth. stupid fagot.

 

[GinNJuice]

Oh, so you prefer the smell of ASS

Well, I guess May is speechless...... I guess there's a first time for everything

 

[Latimer]

Oh, so you prefer the smell of ASS

Haha! That's pretty funny.

 

[havoc]

I was going to ask the same shit. Poo Poo smells better than pussy, no way Jose.

 

[IMPRESSIVE*INSTANT]

Why is it so difficult for you straights to understand how this works? Gays obviously aren't going to fuck a "shitty", "smelly" ass! What logic are you using to think that we like the smell of "poo,poo"?. When you wanna fuck a girl in the ass you don't fuck it if it stinks, or has a log ready to shoot do you? No, of course not, you take steps, you clean yourself, period, plain and simple. There is not a difference between the inside of man ass, and woman ass. It's all ass! Please, I beg you- use your better judgement when "pondering" these sorts of painfully ignorant questions.

 

[strengthmonster]

Chocolate stabbers.

 

[Latimer]

When you wanna fuck a girl in the ass you don't fuck it if it stinks, or has a log ready to shoot do you?

You've been hanging out with Yoda too long.

 

[Latimer]

When it comes to gay sex, do or do not, there is no try.

How do you get off fucking ass of this kind?

 

[john937]

Why are all these supposedly straight guys so obsessed with what gays do?
Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
I assure you I don't sit at my keyboard wondering how straight guys feel about pussy that isn't "fresh".

Your questions are more telling than the answers.

 

[Latimer]

I should've known it by the Barney and Fred pic.

 

[Big Johnson]

Well, your pussy was very tight and it smelled like roses

I actually would much rather have a pussy that smelled like pussy than one that smelled like roses

 

[Latimer]

Salmon!!!!

 

[tubby74]

Swordfish is nice too!!!!!

 

[GinNJuice]

How did this become a gay-bashing thread?

May1010, for my part.... I was just trying to poke fun at your earlier statement. On most of your threads..... you have very sarcastic and cleaver responses....

so, I was trying to turn it around on ya.....

I'm not hate'n on the ... just try'n to stir things up.

For the rest of you..... live and let live!

 

[JohnnyO]

for me ..

the smell of shit is a COMPLETE turn off .. there is no quicker way for me to loose a hard on than that one.

 

[Yellowbomber]

what did it smell like May???

 

[May1010]

what did it smell like May???

Like yo mama's breath after she sticks her tongue up her pooch's ass.

 

[MP5]

May, you need to re-read the title of this thread. I am telling you that you ARE gay. You posted a couple of weeks ago that you could be straight cause you liked that Van Halen tune.