hey matt the skywalker?

[saint808]

i live in coal country and i was wondering if you were going to remain so uptight if i could use your rectum to make diamonds... kinda like superman style?


relax man.. i am joking.

 

[Lestat]

someone's not gonna like this

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Does any of that coal get used in a geigh thread factory? Or do you power that one singlehandedly?

 

[SoKlueles]

i like diamonds

 

[awittyusername]

i like diamonds

Too bad your rectum is not tight enough to make diamonds out of coal

 

[SoKlueles]

Too bad your rectum is not tight enough to make diamonds out of coal

LOL
true
damn

 

[Tacosupreme]

rectum damn?!?! damn near killed em

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Diamonds don't come from coal. Diamonds are found in an igneous rock called a kimberlite. Coal is found in sedimentary environments.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Diamonds don't come from coal. Diamonds are found in an igneous rock called a kimberlite. Coal is found in sedimentary environments.

I dated a girl named Kimberly once and bought her diamonds. Coincidence?

 

[Razorguns]

Don't you just hate threads with your name on it?

Scares you into thinking ... Okay, so who did i get pregnant now??